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2/20/2011 9:05:30 AM EDT
We're having a little competition here at work that I need help on.
We are seeing who can buy the weirdest combination of 3 items under $10 from Wal Mart. Any suggestions?

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2/20/2011 9:06:44 AM EDT
[#1]
Condom, cheap knife and duct tape.
2/20/2011 9:07:02 AM EDT
[#2]
preperation H, Plunger, novelty redneck teeth




2/20/2011 9:08:52 AM EDT
[#3]
Single cucumber, condom, lotion.
2/20/2011 9:10:11 AM EDT
[#4]
Enema, toilet paper, and bananas.  Saw a lady buying this one day.
2/20/2011 9:13:24 AM EDT
[#5]


Condom, lube, Obama Chia-head.

2/20/2011 9:19:27 AM EDT
[#6]
depends diapers, polydent, and condoms
2/20/2011 9:29:16 AM EDT
[#7]
KY lube, baby wipes and as long a cylindrical object as possible.
2/20/2011 9:34:55 AM EDT
[#8]
Vaseline, a copy of good housekeeping, and a bottle of white zinfindel
2/20/2011 9:35:50 AM EDT
[#9]
tube of bright red lipstick, hand lotion, & a doggy chew toy duck that squeaks.
2/20/2011 9:38:59 AM EDT
[#10]
Jock strap, duct tapeflip flops, and a ski mask.

*ETA*
I rethought my post and made an improvement.
2/20/2011 9:40:01 AM EDT
[#11]
Play-Doh
condom
cosmo

2/20/2011 9:40:42 AM EDT
[#12]
Keep 'em coming guys, I'm getting some ideas now!

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
2/20/2011 9:42:16 AM EDT
[#13]
Condom
Vaseline
Tweezers
2/20/2011 9:42:52 AM EDT
[#14]
crap, I fucked up quote/edit thingus. See my earlier post for the edit.
2/20/2011 9:47:41 AM EDT
[#15]
Enema, Q-Tips, and strawberry jelly.


Or, you could get what this crazy chick that we transported to the looney bin took with her: A Snickers bar, vaseline, and a teddy bear.
2/20/2011 9:49:28 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Enema, Q-Tips, and strawberry jelly.


Or, you could get what this crazy chick that we transported to the looney bin took with her: A Snickers bar, vaseline, and a teddy bear.


Nah, that's just a chick that knows how to plan a good friday night. The snickers for energy, the vaseline for the good times, the teddy bear for something to curl into a fetal position afterwards with.


Note:
edit to re-fix my quote fix that didn't need to be fixed. I'm going to go lick the floor or something, I think I might have woke up retarded today.
2/20/2011 9:56:40 AM EDT
[#17]
A box of Peeps, and Eye-patch, and some rolling papers.
2/20/2011 10:00:30 AM EDT
[#18]
work gloves
picture hanging wire
baby wipes
2/20/2011 10:04:00 AM EDT
[#19]
Justin Bieber poster, vegetable oil, zucchini.
2/20/2011 10:06:03 AM EDT
[#20]
sleeping pills, coloring book, kool-aid.