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Mall Ninja Seeks sparring partner/lover
Mall Ninja at box 1385212
This profile is a 19 year old Male seeking a
Female between the ages of 18 and 19
Located in MESA, ARIZONA, USA
19 years old Last visited May 07, 2002
Race is Caucasian Average figure
Sexual orientation is Straight Height is 5 feet, 9 inches
Has children: No
Eyes are Hazel
Wants children: No
Hair is Brown
Smoker: Rarely
Religion is Not Religious
Drinker: Socially
Education is High School - Some
Into fitness: Very Much
Occupation is Professional
Activities that they enjoy
Jogging/running, Martial Arts
Forms of entertainment that they enjoy
Board Games
Other hobbies or interests of theirs
Creative writing, News/politics/events, Philosophy/spirituality
What they say about themselves
Hey Ladies, I just moved out to Mesa, Arizona to further my career in Busing Tables. I also take great pride in duly watching over shoppers at Arizona Mills to make sure no shoplifters or vandalizers get away without tasting Carbon Steel #4140. Actually, I prefer to use my silenced Remington 700 PSS to take out the perps but sometimes that attracts media attention which a ninja must always avoid. I have studied Ninjitsu and Mall Security tactics extensively and am a card carrying member of IRSSPECOPSCOM. Ladies I might not have much time between cleaning up after diners at the restaurant and busting Neo-Nazi's at the mall but I guarantee a good evening playing Dungeons and Dragons or even Magic if you're special.
What they say about their Dream Mate
Well, she has to know a little bit of martial arts because I'm always looking for another sparring partner. She can't get mad when I have to chop a head off or two at work, which sometimes happens and should just be understood. Ninjas have to flip out occasionally or they chop their own heads off of course. She must have a sense of humor, and not one of those sense of humors that aren't funny, you know? Looks are a big thing, I don't mind the occasional genetic flaw like a cleft jaw or even a big Jew-like hook nose like I myself sport (Mazeltov!) but if you're overweight (and you know when you are) we're going jogging the first date.