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Posted: 5/7/2002 9:08:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/7/2002 9:13:55 PM EDT by NSFJojo]
[url]http://www.dreammates.com/view_member_details.cfm?CFID=10004905&CFTOKEN=51234369&box=1385212&row=1&return=search_results[/url] The Mall Ninja is SINGLE!!! MWHAHAHAH Ladies cannot resist. I will post the replies I get on the boards so you all may enjoy them. edit to add diff. link, wasn't sure if the last would work.
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 9:15:39 PM EDT
i cant sleep so i went to the link and laughed so hard..........that i crapped my pants ! [:)]
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 9:19:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 9:19:41 PM EDT
Now all you need to do is post one of those pics of you in that pink dress,im sure you will find a few ladies that like that
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 9:38:00 PM EDT
I hit the lock out key just to be on the safe side to avoid any contact and I'm sure everyone else will too! [;D] LOL
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 9:47:31 PM EDT
When I clicked on the link, I got this: [b]SORRY ! Your session has expired to protect your privacy, please click below to start a new session Click HERE to start a new session[/b] Do I need to join up over there to see it?
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 9:49:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/7/2002 9:50:00 PM EDT by SKSBoy]
I got the same thing "session closed" bla bla bla
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 9:56:20 PM EDT
You very well could! It's quick and fun if you want too. I'm Mall Ninja at box 1385212 if that is any easier for you. You would not believe the losers here... Almost as bad as those "prison mates" someone posted back in November.
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 10:04:17 PM EDT
You mean this one [url]www.jailbabes.com[/url]
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 10:12:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 10:25:50 PM EDT
Can't get it to work medcop
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 10:32:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/7/2002 10:33:31 PM EDT by NSFJojo]
Can't get what to work? ok, for posterity I'll post my profile here: Mall Ninja Seeks sparring partner/lover Mall Ninja at box 1385212 This profile is a 19 year old Male seeking a Female between the ages of 18 and 19 Located in MESA, ARIZONA, USA 19 years old Last visited May 07, 2002 Race is Caucasian Average figure Sexual orientation is Straight Height is 5 feet, 9 inches Has children: No Eyes are Hazel Wants children: No Hair is Brown Smoker: Rarely Religion is Not Religious Drinker: Socially Education is High School - Some Into fitness: Very Much Occupation is Professional Activities that they enjoy Jogging/running, Martial Arts Forms of entertainment that they enjoy Board Games Other hobbies or interests of theirs Creative writing, News/politics/events, Philosophy/spirituality What they say about themselves Hey Ladies, I just moved out to Mesa, Arizona to further my career in Busing Tables. I also take great pride in duly watching over shoppers at Arizona Mills to make sure no shoplifters or vandalizers get away without tasting Carbon Steel #4140. Actually, I prefer to use my silenced Remington 700 PSS to take out the perps but sometimes that attracts media attention which a ninja must always avoid. I have studied Ninjitsu and Mall Security tactics extensively and am a card carrying member of IRSSPECOPSCOM. Ladies I might not have much time between cleaning up after diners at the restaurant and busting Neo-Nazi's at the mall but I guarantee a good evening playing Dungeons and Dragons or even Magic if you're special. What they say about their Dream Mate Well, she has to know a little bit of martial arts because I'm always looking for another sparring partner. She can't get mad when I have to chop a head off or two at work, which sometimes happens and should just be understood. Ninjas have to flip out occasionally or they chop their own heads off of course. She must have a sense of humor, and not one of those sense of humors that aren't funny, you know? Looks are a big thing, I don't mind the occasional genetic flaw like a cleft jaw or even a big Jew-like hook nose like I myself sport (Mazeltov!) but if you're overweight (and you know when you are) we're going jogging the first date.
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 10:33:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By medcop: Can't get it to work medcop
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You have two options... 1. Join this pathetic site for losers to get access OR 2. Convinvince Jojo to post his password. That could have severe repercussions but so can wearing a dress and posting pics of it here.
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 11:06:44 PM EDT
Jojo, you are truly an artist.
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 11:40:26 PM EDT
Someone had a "let's all post a personals ad on salon.com" thread a while back. Sadly, no leftists wanted to date a heavily armed camel-jockey. [>(]
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 11:40:36 PM EDT
LOL!...that is funny! Let us know if you get any responses. medcop
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 11:49:35 PM EDT
So are you gonna go on a date? What if Ms Mall Ninja replies?
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 1:40:55 AM EDT
[img]pweb.netcom.com/~mattja/pics/partnersuche.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 6:18:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Naked_Scotsman: You mean this one [url]www.jailbabes.com[/url]
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Desperate? Not really but I checked out this site and filled out a search and found my sole mate that I want to spend the rest of my life with! A brunette that looked blond in the picture that said she was caring, understanding and spicy! She said her meaasurements were 44EE-28-38 although she looked flat chested in the picture. She said she was a non-smoker and didn't drink although in the picture she was sitting at a small square table holding a cigarette. I can't wait to meet her when she gets out next month! I think I'll add her to all my accounts and live happily ever after!![:P]
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