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2/13/2011 12:56:51 PM EDT

I live in a condo complex and the  old Jewish couple upstairs goes to Florida for every winter.  

Back in December I took the dog out for a poo and after he did his business I was carrying it to the dumpster when I slipped on some ice and landed flat on my back.
The poo bag flew out of my hand and when I got up it was empty, couldn't find the poop anywhere.    

Well the neighbors came home today and asked if I knew anything about the dog crap that was splattered against their garage door.

ummmmm....nope.


2/13/2011 1:11:59 PM EDT
[#1]
Yes.
2/13/2011 1:13:02 PM EDT
[#2]
2/13/2011 1:13:44 PM EDT
[#3]
Federal Agents will be by shortly. As for your dog...I'm sorry for your loss.
2/13/2011 1:14:06 PM EDT
[#4]
You are an evil Nazi, and Fecalnacht will live in infamy forever.
2/13/2011 1:14:16 PM EDT
[#5]
Correct answer: "I know that you believe that you have an inexplicable ability to distinguish dog poop from all other kinds of poop, even under suboptimal conditions. But I did not know that until just now."
2/13/2011 4:34:12 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Federal Agents will be by shortly. As for your dog...I'm sorry for your loss.


2/13/2011 4:35:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Send fluffy to stay with someone else for a while.