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2/7/2011 9:41:29 PM EDT
Well, do you? (poll inbound)
2/7/2011 9:43:22 PM EDT
[#1]
No.  I just open the curtain and piss in the toilet.  I've got real good aim.
2/7/2011 9:44:40 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
No.  I just open the curtain and piss in the toilet.  I've got real good aim.


nice!
2/7/2011 9:46:45 PM EDT
[#3]



Quoted:


No.  I just open the curtain and piss in the toilet.  I've got real good aim.


What kind of sights are you using?



 
2/7/2011 9:48:11 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:

Quoted:
No.  I just open the curtain and piss in the toilet.  I've got real good aim.

What kind of sights are you using?
 


Acog with Bible verse on it.
2/7/2011 9:52:46 PM EDT
[#5]
Is it a verse from John?
2/7/2011 9:54:28 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Is it a verse from John?


or Peter....
2/7/2011 9:56:13 PM EDT
[#7]
only if the cat takes a shower with me
2/7/2011 9:59:15 PM EDT
[#8]
Look at it this way, the shower is constantly flushing.  Put the stream between you and the drain so it doesn't wash over your feet and you're good to go.  The ladies might have a little more difficulty in avoiding urinating all over themselves, but that comes with the territory of being the Guardians of the Pie.

 
2/7/2011 10:01:29 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Look at it this way, the shower is constantly flushing.  Put the stream between you and the drain so it doesn't wash over your feet and you're good to go.  The ladies might have a little more difficulty in avoiding urinating all over themselves, but that comes with the territory of being the Guardians of the Pie.  


But bear grylls said on Man vs. Wild that my urine was sterile
2/7/2011 10:02:17 PM EDT
[#10]
Only when I'm done eating my chocolate chip cookie.
2/7/2011 10:02:51 PM EDT
[#11]
Yes, and IBTL.


2/7/2011 10:08:16 PM EDT
[#12]
I will on ocassion,like if I drank a beer before going in.
2/7/2011 10:11:19 PM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Look at it this way, the shower is constantly flushing.  Put the stream between you and the drain so it doesn't wash over your feet and you're good to go.  The ladies might have a little more difficulty in avoiding urinating all over themselves, but that comes with the territory of being the Guardians of the Pie.  




But bear grylls said on Man vs. Wild that my urine was sterile


Water, nitrogenous wastes (urea, etc.), some ions, and other crap your body doesn't want.  It is sterile, it won't harm you, but I'd still rather keep my feet upstream.



 
2/7/2011 10:13:43 PM EDT
[#14]
everyday.  Isn't urine supposed to prevent athlete's foot?
2/7/2011 10:14:34 PM EDT
[#15]
Where else am I going to practice peeing standing up without scandalizing the neighbors?
2/7/2011 10:15:43 PM EDT
[#16]
The first six posts = FUCKING LOL



And, yeah.  There is water running, and it's warm.




I'm not dripping water all over the floor just to take a piss.
2/7/2011 10:18:48 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Where else am I going to practice peeing standing up without scandalizing the neighbors?


You're funny.
2/7/2011 10:20:37 PM EDT
[#18]
Yup
2/7/2011 10:28:26 PM EDT
[#19]
Yes. Don't have to get out of the shower, lift the toilet lid, or clean up after.

I'm golden.
2/7/2011 10:37:04 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:

Quoted:
No.  I just open the curtain and piss in the toilet.  I've got real good aim.

What kind of sights are you using?
 


I hold it sideways like a gangsta.
2/7/2011 10:38:25 PM EDT
[#21]
I don't pee in the shower on a regular basis, but I've done it a few times in the past when there was a full-bladder-emergency and I didn't feel like dripping water all over the floor as I ran to the toilet.
2/7/2011 10:43:28 PM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Is it a verse from John?




or Peter....


WIN!!!!!!!!!



 
2/7/2011 10:55:06 PM EDT
[#23]
Yep. My shower and I'll do what I please in there!
2/7/2011 11:01:22 PM EDT
[#24]
Yep
2/7/2011 11:08:15 PM EDT
[#25]
Yes.



I made this same thread and poll about 4 years ago and it was locked.
2/7/2011 11:18:15 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Yes. Don't have to get out of the shower, lift the toilet lid, or clean up after.

I'm golden.


2/7/2011 11:20:02 PM EDT
[#27]
It's the only way to go when you got the morning wood. Beats trying to snap it off aiming it in the toilet.

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2/7/2011 11:21:30 PM EDT
[#28]
Of course. Even if you are freaked out by a drop of your own urine hitting you, it's pretty damn hard to get any on you and it's sterile, so it's not like you're spreading bacteria all over your bathtub. Besides, you probably get more piss on you from the cold water splash of the toilet than you do in the shower with the water running.
2/7/2011 11:21:44 PM EDT
[#29]
You guys think that MAYBE the janitors are onto something with the urinal cakes?
2/8/2011 12:32:45 AM EDT
[#30]
If you're not peeing on your feet or anyone elses while in the shower, why not?   If you take a bath and pee, thats a different story
2/8/2011 12:55:27 AM EDT
[#31]
I don't pee in the shower, but I do pee in the sink.
2/8/2011 1:08:32 AM EDT
[#32]
I won't say I never have, but generally I'm sufficiently self-aware to know when I have to pee and do it before I get in the shower.

Jane
2/8/2011 1:10:49 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
I don't pee in the shower, but I do pee in the sink.


I like to call it my middle of the night beer urinal.
2/8/2011 1:49:31 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Where else am I going to practice peeing standing up without scandalizing the neighbors?


 best answer so far
2/8/2011 1:54:35 AM EDT
[#35]
George says it's all the same pipes.
2/8/2011 2:18:30 AM EDT
[#36]
It's all pipes.  

Quoted:
Quoted:
Look at it this way, the shower is constantly flushing.  Put the stream between you and the drain so it doesn't wash over your feet and you're good to go.  The ladies might have a little more difficulty in avoiding urinating all over themselves, but that comes with the territory of being the Guardians of the Pie.  


But bear grylls said on Man vs. Wild that my urine was sterile


To quote a NASA scientist who was working on how to feed astronauts for twelve months-
"You can sterilize poop, but it's still poop".
2/8/2011 3:04:06 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
It's all pipes.  

Quoted:
Quoted:
Look at it this way, the shower is constantly flushing.  Put the stream between you and the drain so it doesn't wash over your feet and you're good to go.  The ladies might have a little more difficulty in avoiding urinating all over themselves, but that comes with the territory of being the Guardians of the Pie.  


But bear grylls said on Man vs. Wild that my urine was sterile


To quote a NASA scientist who was working on how to feed astronauts for twelve months-
"You can sterilize poop, but it's still poop".


Sterile poop isn't a sterile saline solution though.  Not sure how often it's been used, but I've read a number of accounts of urine being used to irrigate/clean wounds in emergencies.  Sounds nasty.
2/8/2011 3:24:01 AM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:


Is it a verse from John?


What you did there, I see it.

 






Pee thread.
2/8/2011 3:26:31 AM EDT
[#39]
Sometimes, if I'm running the shower to warm it up but haven't gotten in yet, I'll pee in the shower from outside it, even though the toilet's like right there.
2/8/2011 3:28:54 AM EDT
[#40]
It has happened, but I don't make a habit out of it.
2/8/2011 3:28:57 AM EDT
[#41]




Quoted:

Where else am I going to practice peeing standing up without scandalizing the neighbors?




2/8/2011 3:30:35 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Sometimes, if I'm running the shower to warm it up but haven't gotten in yet, I'll pee in the shower from outside it, even though the toilet's like right there.


That's more bizarre than actually being in the shower and taking a leak.
2/8/2011 3:35:14 AM EDT
[#43]
Every morning

Pee is cleaner and more  sterile than the water from the shower.

CP
2/8/2011 3:42:09 AM EDT
[#44]
All the time
2/8/2011 3:44:12 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
everyday.  Isn't urine supposed to prevent athlete's foot?


No, it cures dandruff.
2/8/2011 3:45:05 AM EDT
[#46]
only pussies don't pee in the shower
2/8/2011 3:46:55 AM EDT
[#47]
Looks like a bunch of pissers in here.
2/8/2011 3:50:54 AM EDT
[#48]
If I get the urge while showering, sure I will pee.  I don't go out of my way to do it though.
2/8/2011 3:50:54 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:

Sterile poop isn't a sterile saline solution though.  Not sure how often it's been used, but I've read a number of accounts of urine being used to irrigate/clean wounds in emergencies.  Sounds nasty.


Not only is it sterile, but it's pressurized.  So it makes an excellent irrigation fluid.
It's still pee though.
2/8/2011 4:05:53 AM EDT
[#50]
Any man that gets out of the shower to piss, must not be trusted with anything.  Ever.
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