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2/7/2011 9:06:52 PM EDT
Im upstairs rummaging around tugging on wires for my Xbox when one of them knocks over a 2x4 she leaned against the wall.  2x4 slides over, falls down and hits a picture frame resting on a ledge, which falls off the ledge and hits her in the head while she is standing in the proper place... the kitchen.  So she starts belly aching, "waaa, you should be more careful, asshole, watch out for 2x4's."  And Im like "Suck one, I shouldn't have to worry about 2 by fucking 4's when Im doing any little thing such as plugging in mx xbox, or pouring a bowl of cereal, or wiping my ass."

Opinions?

MSpaint:
2/7/2011 9:08:49 PM EDT
[#1]
what are we supposed to settle?
2/7/2011 9:09:29 PM EDT
[#2]
Who is "she?"
2/7/2011 9:09:39 PM EDT
[#3]
2/7/2011 9:11:20 PM EDT
[#4]
If you ever want pie again, just get it over with and say your sorry, or do the ARFcom thing and eject.
2/7/2011 9:12:40 PM EDT
[#5]
Are those tits on the stick figure?  And why is there only 2 burners on your stove?
2/7/2011 9:13:09 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
what are we supposed to settle?


the argument, who was in the wrong.
2/7/2011 9:13:53 PM EDT
[#7]
I agree you shouldn't have to worry about two by fucking fours while wiping your ass...how did that come up exactly?
2/7/2011 9:15:13 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
If you ever want pie again, just get it over with and say your sorry, or do the ARFcom thing and eject.


I guess this is the right answer, even though I dont like it.

2/7/2011 9:16:27 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Are those tits on the stick figure?  And why is there only 2 burners on your stove?



yes.  I was lazy mspainter.
2/7/2011 9:17:57 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
If you ever want pie again, just get it over with and say your sorry, or do the ARFcom thing and eject.


I guess this is the right answer, even though I dont like it.




Welcome to having a she
2/7/2011 9:18:43 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
I agree you shouldn't have to worry about two by fucking fours while wiping your ass...how did that come up exactly?


I was just thinking, whats a common everyday type of thing where I shouldnt have to worry about lumber sliding over and hitting things.

2/7/2011 9:18:52 PM EDT
[#12]
So why is there a 2x4 upstairs by the Xbox?
2/7/2011 9:19:49 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Who is "she?"


The old lady.  baby momma.
2/7/2011 9:21:45 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
So why is there a 2x4 upstairs by the Xbox?


Right?   I'll ask her.  

"We had just gone on vacation and I had to put the 2x4 in the sliding door because you were too lazy to fix the door so nobody would break in and rob us"
2/7/2011 9:23:34 PM EDT
[#15]
What is the female doing hauling around 2x4's? What are you doing pouring your own cereal?
2/7/2011 9:24:56 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
What is the female doing hauling around 2x4's? What are you doing pouring your own cereal?


point taken.

2/7/2011 9:26:46 PM EDT
[#17]
I hope they really arent all saggy like in the picture. thats just
2/7/2011 9:32:25 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
I hope they really arent all saggy like in the picture. thats just


concerns addressed



2/7/2011 9:42:43 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I hope they really arent all saggy like in the picture. thats just


concerns addressed

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p146/modulistic/modified.jpg



Holy shit those are huge...

Still hanging to the belly button and one is going out to her elbow...Just saying...
2/7/2011 9:46:11 PM EDT
[#20]
Why are there random 2 x 4's in your home?  



ETA - I see you posted the answer while I was typing.



Fix the door and you won't have to worry about the random 2x4's.  



 
2/7/2011 9:48:43 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I hope they really arent all saggy like in the picture. thats just


concerns addressed

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p146/modulistic/modified.jpg



Holy shit those are huge...

Still hanging to the belly button and one is going out to her elbow...Just saying...



She cant help how she was made.
2/7/2011 9:51:15 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Why are there random 2 x 4's in your home?  


Its an Alaskan thing.
2/7/2011 9:53:29 PM EDT
[#23]
Who initiated the action that got the 2X4 moving?  If it was me, I'd apologize.  It only takes a half a second and no points are subtracted from your man card (it may even add some).
2/7/2011 9:56:32 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Who initiated the action that got the 2X4 moving?  If it was me, I'd apologize.  It only takes a half a second and no points are subtracted from your man card (it may even add some).


Yeah but either way the door is still broke...

BTW I think we need real pics by now...of the "she" not the 2x4.
2/7/2011 9:58:54 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Why are there random 2 x 4's in your home?  


Its an Alaskan thing.


lol.
2/7/2011 10:05:43 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Who initiated the action that got the 2X4 moving?  If it was me, I'd apologize.  It only takes a half a second and no points are subtracted from your man card (it may even add some).


Please elaborate on the man card points added.


Quoted:

Yeah but either way the door is still broke...

BTW I think we need real pics by now...of the "she" not the 2x4.



Cant, her ex posts here, and I dont know exactly who he is, and I dont want all the drama.
2/7/2011 10:08:16 PM EDT
[#27]
She said my apology was not sincere.
2/7/2011 10:12:26 PM EDT
[#28]
show this to her:

eject.jpg
2/7/2011 10:50:51 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Who initiated the action that got the 2X4 moving?  If it was me, I'd apologize.  It only takes a half a second and no points are subtracted from your man card (it may even add some).


Please elaborate on the man card points added.


Apologizing when your actions hurt someone else always adds points.  Was it her or you that caused the 2X4 to fall?

2/7/2011 10:56:07 PM EDT
[#30]



Quoted:

Cant, her ex posts here, and I dont know exactly who he is, and I dont want all the drama.



Dude, there's only seven people in Alaska...you're screwed anyway.

 
2/7/2011 10:58:48 PM EDT
[#31]
This is why she shouldn't be allowed to pile shit up on the ledge.
2/7/2011 11:01:04 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
This is why she shouldn't be allowed to pile shit up on the ledge.


Yes.  Yes!
2/7/2011 11:02:34 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Cant, her ex posts here, and I dont know exactly who he is, and I dont want all the drama.

Dude, there's only seven people in Alaska...you're screwed anyway.  


I dont want to lose my turn, though.
2/8/2011 1:07:43 AM EDT
[#34]
Tell her, "This single wide's not big enough for the both of us!"
2/8/2011 1:13:33 AM EDT
[#35]




Quoted:



Quoted:





Quoted:

Cant, her ex posts here, and I dont know exactly who he is, and I dont want all the drama.



Dude, there's only seven people in Alaska...you're screwed anyway.




I dont want to lose my turn, though.




Ok!  That's funny!
2/8/2011 1:38:39 AM EDT
[#36]


If her tits are really that big, you should tell her whatever she wants to hear.


2/8/2011 2:02:33 AM EDT
[#37]
Let's look at this a little differently.  I'm going to substitute a gun for the 2X4.

Who would you say was responsible if you had a gun sitting there that was accidentally fired?
The gun didn't shoot itself.

In a similar manner, the 2X4 was just sitting there until you came along.
2/8/2011 2:12:21 AM EDT
[#38]
Do you have a penis?

















.......................then it's your fault.  
2/8/2011 2:18:14 AM EDT
[#39]
What was she doing with a 2X4 so that she leaned it there?
 



ETA: I see you answered.




Who put the pic on the landing?
2/8/2011 2:22:23 AM EDT
[#40]





Quoted:



Let's look at this a little differently.  I'm going to substitute a gun for the 2X4.





Who would you say was responsible if you had a gun sitting there that was accidentally fired?


The gun didn't shoot itself.





In a similar manner, the 2X4 was just sitting there until you came along.
But the 2X4 didn't hit her, the picture did.
 
2/8/2011 2:58:09 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Why are there random 2 x 4's in your home?  


Its an Alaskan thing.


In case you have to smack a bear, or a wolf or an Eskimo while playing X-Box.
2/8/2011 3:06:45 AM EDT
[#42]
Why are there boobs hanging from her underarms?  
2/8/2011 3:21:29 AM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:


Why are there boobs hanging from her underarms?  


It's Alaska.

 
2/8/2011 3:24:22 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Why are there boobs hanging from her underarms?  

It's Alaska.  



Oh, ok.










2/8/2011 4:05:35 AM EDT
[#45]
"She" needs a bra....

2/8/2011 4:08:46 AM EDT
[#46]
You obviously haven't been married long enough to realize that everything is your fault.