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Yea, old news. I like the idea of spraying attractant for pests. Better if it was bears. Or squirrels or something.
Imagine... You and your ragtag guerilla army are out runnin dope in the jungle to fuel the revolution.. A jet passes over, a bomb cruises in.. *POP*.. Hey! It was a dud! Silly Americans!! And suddenly, forty thousand enraged tree squirrels descend on you and your men, overwhelming and slaughtering the lot of you... People don't fuck with people who do that kind of shit. 
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Yea, old news. I like the idea of spraying attractant for pests. Better if it was bears. Or squirrels or something. Imagine... You and your ragtag guerilla army are out runnin dope in the jungle to fuel the revolution.. A jet passes over, a bomb cruises in.. *POP*.. Hey! It was a dud! Silly Americans!! And suddenly, forty thousand enraged tree squirrels descend on you and your men, overwhelming and slaughtering the lot of you... People don't fuck with people who do that kind of shit. That would really friggen suck, |
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Yea, old news. I like the idea of spraying attractant for pests. Better if it was bears. Or squirrels or something. Imagine... You and your ragtag guerilla army are out runnin dope in the jungle to fuel the revolution.. A jet passes over, a bomb cruises in.. *POP*.. Hey! It was a dud! Silly Americans!! And suddenly, forty thousand enraged tree squirrels descend on you and your men, overwhelming and slaughtering the lot of you collecting your nuts... People don't fuck with people who do that kind of shit. Fixed that for ya. 
that is full of a whole lotta WTF, sounds like something you'd hear from the 50's or 60's. 
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they must have been testing the shit on liberals. Sadly, a B-52 carrying a protoype weapon en route to Dugway Proving Grounds experienced multiple engine failure due to bird strike, and, due to cascading system failures, had no choice but to jettison the device over San Francisco. Due to Shephard Smith's proximity to "Ground Zero", neither he, nor Barny Frank, have been the same since..... |