Posted: 5/6/2002 9:51:27 AM EDT
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Sorry for the scan, thought this had potential: [img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid19/pec0d3999fcd2c46f0ee0883c88310b1b/fdc1e8be.jpg[/img] |
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[b]Billie Jean Klinton - Michael Jackson He was more like a beauty queen from the political scene. I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the White House He said I am the one will dance on the floor in the Oval Office. He told me her name was Billie Jean Klinton, as he caused a scene, a politition's dream. Then every Democratic head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the White House People always told me be careful of what you do And don't go around breaking young intern's hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love, because as long as the loving is oral its not really loving at all. And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth dont go out soliciting intern's hearts. Billie Jean Klinton is not my lover he's just a Democratic scoundral who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Like the whore... Who they call; All Gore. (hee, hee, hee) For forty days and forty nights The law was not on Monicas side But who can stand when she's in demand Her schemes and plans, I'm so glad I got my Billie back. 'Cause we danced on the floor in the White House. So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice before you light that cigar (Do think twice) ..............[/b] |
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"Oops! Sorry, Michael! Look at the spot I got on your jacket! I should have warned you that I was about to ...I know some good cleaners that can get that right out! Wait, never mind! They didn't do such a good job last time!" OR "I would like to introduce my new intern to everyone..." |
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What do Michael Jackson and WalMart have in common??? ANSWER: They both have little boy's underwear half off Why was Clinton so slow to act in the Elian Gonzalez case??? ANSWER: Because last time he decided where to put a Cuban, he got impeaced Just something to spice up the evening |