In the most basic terms. > General Discussion

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:46:25 PM EDT

..... what do you do for a living?

I manage people that ship stuff all over the world.

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:47:12 PM EDT

[#1]

Retail.

ETA: So I push buttons and collect money all day.

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:47:44 PM EDT

[#2]

I own and operate a tractor dealership.

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:48:39 PM EDT

[#3]

Make the squiggly lines stay squiggly.

or

Keep the bad ones and zeros from the good ones and zeros.

(Network Security Manager)

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:48:52 PM EDT

[#4]

Learn stuff.
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Look pretty with guns, and travel to places to look pretty with guns.

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:49:03 PM EDT

[#5]

Engineer, natural gas pipelines are my specialty.

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Posted: 1/27/2011 7:49:35 PM EDT

[#6]

I help build ships that carry fuel to other ships that shoot missiles at bad people.

I'm cool with that.

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:49:35 PM EDT

[#7]

CBRN and HAZMAT

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:49:46 PM EDT

[#8]

Regulate.

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:49:56 PM EDT

[#9]

I swore an oath to protect the people of these United States from all enemies, both foreign and domestic, and to enforce the laws thereof.

in other words: I do bad things to bad people.

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:51:17 PM EDT

[#10]

Insurance Auto Claims Supervisor

I tell the people who take pictures of cars and write estimates what to do.

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:51:27 PM EDT

[#11]

Hike

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:52:05 PM EDT

[#12]

Hike

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:52:12 PM EDT

[#13]

Right now?

When people return rental cars, I clean them up so they can be rented again.

I also shuttle customers from point A, to point B (mostly the office to the body shop, or vice versa).

In addition, I drop off/pick up our cars at the shop when they need work, service, etc.

Pretty simple.

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:53:38 PM EDT

[#14]

I am a cable guy. I might install your cable if you order it. I might fix your cable if it breaks, but what I really like doing is cutting your cable off if you don't pay the bill. I know, I know, I am going to hell, but I do love a nonpay disconnect.

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:54:00 PM EDT

[#15]

Install and do maintaince on tires and wheels of all kinds.

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:54:27 PM EDT

[#16]

Insurance Agent

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:55:56 PM EDT

[#17]

I pick things up, then put them down.

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:55:58 PM EDT

[#18]

Manage $80,000,000.00 in assets for over 300 clients.

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:56:19 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

I am a cable guy. I might install your cable if you order it. I might fix your cable if it breaks, but what I really like doing is cutting your cable off if you don't pay the bill. I know, I know, I am going to hell, but I do love a nonpay disconnect.

Ever catch people stealing said cable?

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:58:03 PM EDT

[#20]

Computer janitor

Posted: 1/27/2011 7:58:37 PM EDT

[#21]

I facilitate the movement of electrons into devices that utilize them to create various forms of energy

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:01:46 PM EDT

[#22]

I wash rocks.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:03:28 PM EDT

[#23]

I sell on eBay.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:04:09 PM EDT

[#24]

Xylopolist.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:05:51 PM EDT

[#25]

Emergency Medical Technician

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:06:32 PM EDT

[#26]

I protect stuff that glows in the dark, from people who want us all to glow in the dark.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:07:26 PM EDT

[#27]

Forklift Driver.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:07:53 PM EDT

[#28]

on the dole

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:07:54 PM EDT

[#29]

Ebay and the National Guard.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:08:07 PM EDT

[#30]

I sniff glue and lay pipe.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:08:17 PM EDT

[#31]

In the most basic terms.....I spend other folks money at an alarming rate.

(Parts Mgr. for a race team.)

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:08:38 PM EDT

[#32]

I gouge honest folk out of their hard-earned dollars by reselling stuff for an obscene profit. At least, so I've been told.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:08:57 PM EDT

[#33]

I make electricity.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:10:37 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

I facilitate the movement of electrons into devices that utilize them to create various forms of energy

I like the way you said it better.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:10:41 PM EDT

[#35]

Fix stuff

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:11:25 PM EDT

[#36]

Nothing.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:12:18 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Nothing.

My goal!

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:19:43 PM EDT

[#38]

I answer phones, make phone calls, make appointments, travel all over and meet with people.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:24:30 PM EDT

[#39]

Fraud investigation/Loss prevention

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:25:49 PM EDT

[#40]

I tell stories and inspire scientists to be better scientists.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:28:16 PM EDT

[#41]

Trucking

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:30:19 PM EDT

[#42]

What my boss tells me to.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:30:48 PM EDT

[#43]

I design mechanical things that hold P.C. boards. I try to make it hard for people to break my mechanical things.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:53:35 PM EDT

[#44]

I am a lackey for the Interior Dept. I fix stuff.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:54:17 PM EDT

[#45]

fix cars

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:57:02 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
I sniff glue and lay pipe.

I guess that's better than sniffing pipe and laying glue.

I roast coffee.

Posted: 1/27/2011 8:58:43 PM EDT

[#47]

Take blood from people and send to lab. . . .

Posted: 1/27/2011 9:00:26 PM EDT

[#48]

Put the wet stuff on the red stuff.

Also get paid to put bandaids on boo-boos.

Just depends on what they needed when they dialed 9 eleven.

Posted: 1/27/2011 9:02:08 PM EDT

[#49]

I make sure the spice flows.

Posted: 1/27/2011 9:02:36 PM EDT

[#50]

I use radiation and magnetic resonance to look inside peoples bodies, and they pay for it, (but I don't work for the TSA)

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