[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How long is your average shower? (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 1/24/2011 6:31:47 PM EDT
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My son has been staying with us for the past month but he is fucking driving me crazy with his showers. I'm letting it slide since he's shipping out for boot camp on March 8th. and figure bigger things are wrong with this world.
That said he fucking brings his I-Pod and speakers into the bathroom and is in there for a minimum of 20 mins...closer to 30 mins. Jesus Christ, it's not like he fucking works on an oil rig or a slaughter house...he fucking works part time at a fucking sandwich shop. My average shower is 5 mins...maybe 10 if I'm filthy from yard work. Whats your average shower time? |
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He's masturbating in there. http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2011/january/lol_2/lol_pictures_8.jpg |
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He's masturbating in there. http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2011/january/lol_2/lol_pictures_8.jpg He can do that in his room...cable on demand and a computer. |
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He's masturbating in there. http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2011/january/lol_2/lol_pictures_8.jpg This is what i told my gf when she was complaining about her 16 year old boy taking 30 min showers, well i remodeled the bathroom and ran across all of his dope smoking equipment under the vanity drawer. So he was jacking off and smoking dope. 
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Quoted: He's masturbating in there. http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2011/january/lol_2/lol_pictures_8.jpg /thread  |
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I typically take 10-15 minute showers, and it takes me an hour or so to get dressed to go somewhere decent or if it's cold out. I don't hurry at all, and listen to music while I'm in the shower because that's the only place I have fucking peace anymore. You didnt know your kid had an arfcom acct? |
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I typically take 10-15 minute showers, and it takes me an hour or so to get dressed to go somewhere decent or if it's cold out. I don't hurry at all, and listen to music while I'm in the shower because that's the only place I have fucking peace anymore. You didnt know your kid had an arfcom acct? 
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He'll be taking PT showers soon enough. Give him some practice and make him turn in a prancing circle while naked in front of you stating "This recruit has no injuries or illnesses to report at this time". While your at it, kick in the door and wave your rifle around. I bet he won't take long showers anymore. For bonus points wear a ski mask. |
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Depends on what time of day it is.
A Midday shower? 5 minutes. 10 if I've got to shave (I shave my head, too, so I've got a bit more real estate  ).
First thing in the morning? I've been in the can a half hour. Morning Constitutional, damn near fall asleep in the shower... you just aren't always up yet. 
ETA: Showers also depend on how cold it is. If I wake up freezing because I didn't turn the heat on and should have... it's going to be longer. Of if I've been working outside and it's cold. And while I don't think this is the case... when I lived in an apartment and got free hot water from the boiler... an hour or two wasn't unusual. It takes a while to warm up the whole apartment.
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Quoted: I usually take the opportounity to release a steamy Obama before a shower. With my OCD, I have a problem. I cant go to the bathroom without running water. My average time is around 10mins. I dont turn the hot water on until I get in. I know, I'm strange. My SO does the same thing.  |
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He's masturbating in there. http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2011/january/lol_2/lol_pictures_8.jpg American Beauty came to mind. If he's headed to boot he'll learn to take fast showers...and few guys have the moxy to be able to or get a way with doing the whack-nasty in a public shower...although now that DADT has been rescinded, who knows. |
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I typically take 10-15 minute showers, and it takes me an hour or so to get dressed to go somewhere decent or if it's cold out. I don't hurry at all, and listen to music while I'm in the shower because that's the only place I have fucking peace anymore. You didnt know your kid had an arfcom acct?
Isn't ARFCOM great? |
