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1/12/2011 5:36:22 PM EDT
Guys and Gals, I sing for a band. Our current name is not representative of the material we cover. Yes, we're a cover band. We're mostly in our thirties and forties and don't have any delusions that we'll be famous some day. Our current name was in place before I joined but it is more evocative of heavy metal by a bunch of disgruntled twenty somethings in a garage. I've tried to come up with some names but nothing is clicking. I think it has cost us gigs because bar owners and patrons expect something else when they hear the name.

We do classic and alt. rock. For example, Heart, Pat Benatar, The Pretenders, The Foo Fighters, Eddie Money, Tom Petty, The Hives, Goo Goo Dolls, Brian Adams, Sublime, and too many others to name. Some material I love, other stuff we do because people want to hear it. There are five of us:
Two guitars, one bass, drums, keys, and vocals (me). Four guys, one girl (me).

Help. Keep it clean, please.
1/12/2011 5:38:17 PM EDT
[#1]
flatulent bastards






1/12/2011 5:38:49 PM EDT
[#2]
Purple Nurple.
1/12/2011 5:40:27 PM EDT
[#3]
Very funny.
I'm waiting.  
1/12/2011 5:42:05 PM EDT
[#4]
The 8-balls.

If you add more dudes, the name won't work.
1/12/2011 5:42:43 PM EDT
[#5]
Choo choo choo choo train
1/12/2011 5:43:11 PM EDT
[#6]
Sat Cong.
1/12/2011 5:44:54 PM EDT
[#7]

stuxnet
1/12/2011 5:45:55 PM EDT
[#8]
Fo Dolls
1/12/2011 5:46:17 PM EDT
[#9]
SONS OF CHAOS!!!!!
1/12/2011 5:47:03 PM EDT
[#10]
The Mangina Band !
1/12/2011 5:47:37 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


Guys and Gals, I sing for a band. Our current name is not representative of the material we cover. Yes, we're a cover band. We're mostly in our thirties and forties and don't have any delusions that we'll be famous some day. Our current name was in place before I joined but it is more evocative of heavy metal by a bunch of disgruntled twenty somethings in a garage. I've tried to come up with some names but nothing is clicking. I think it has cost us gigs because bar owners and patrons expect something else when they hear the name.



We do classic and alt. rock. For example, Heart, Pat Benatar, The Pretenders, The Foo Fighters, Eddie Money, Tom Petty, The Hives, Goo Goo Dolls, Brian Adams, Sublime, and too many others to name. Some material I love, other stuff we do because people want to hear it. There are five of us:

Two guitars, one bass, drums, keys, and vocals (me). Four guys, one girl (me).



Help. Keep it clean, please.


I always wanted to start a band called Choking Ahogo



 
1/12/2011 5:49:09 PM EDT
[#12]
Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and (girl singer's name).
1/12/2011 5:49:44 PM EDT
[#13]
I've seriously always thought    Glitter Pig     was catchy.
1/12/2011 5:50:28 PM EDT
[#14]
The Herp Derpers?

Danny
1/12/2011 5:51:21 PM EDT
[#15]
Bonnie and the Clydes.
1/12/2011 5:53:06 PM EDT
[#16]
Dickhole?
1/12/2011 5:54:00 PM EDT
[#17]
The unfuckables.
1/12/2011 5:54:01 PM EDT
[#18]
Hoover Craft
1/12/2011 5:54:17 PM EDT
[#19]
The Stink Pickles
1/12/2011 5:54:27 PM EDT
[#20]
King Twister and the multiple vortexes?
1/12/2011 5:54:32 PM EDT
[#21]
Flaming Vaginitis
1/12/2011 5:54:37 PM EDT
[#22]
Impaired Vision
1/12/2011 5:54:48 PM EDT
[#23]


Damn slow computer...

1/12/2011 5:54:49 PM EDT
[#24]
Twelve-Car Pile-Up...  
1/12/2011 5:54:51 PM EDT
[#25]
Waste of Time
1/12/2011 5:55:03 PM EDT
[#26]
The T Burglars
1/12/2011 5:55:41 PM EDT
[#27]
K-Tel Redux
1/12/2011 5:55:46 PM EDT
[#28]
VORTAC



always wanted to name a band that...or sexual chocolate
1/12/2011 5:55:52 PM EDT
[#29]
The Stank
1/12/2011 5:56:40 PM EDT
[#30]
Flushing Goldfish Guppies





eta: just flushed a guppie named Magic Head :(
1/12/2011 5:57:51 PM EDT
[#31]
Free Beer and Pretzels

"your first name" and the Four Man Band

1/12/2011 5:59:10 PM EDT
[#32]



Quoted:


Free Beer and Pretzels



"your first name" and the Four Man Band





Been done, all you get is a pissed off crowd that doesn't stick around for the second set.



 
1/12/2011 6:00:15 PM EDT
[#33]
“Mongolian Cluster Fuck”

Yes, you said to keep it clean. But I’m thinking that much like the band “STP” (Originally: Shirley Temple’s Pussy) you could just use the initials “MCF.”  Only let a few people be hip to what the name really means. That way they will tell all their friends. People like having inside knowledge about bands.
1/12/2011 6:01:31 PM EDT
[#34]
Thats catchy


Quoted:


Purple Nurple.






 
1/12/2011 6:01:52 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:


"Mongolian Cluster Fuck”



Yes, you said to keep it clean. But I’m thinking that much like the band "STP” (Originally: Shirley Temple’s Pussy) you could just use the initials "MCF.”  Only let a few people be hip to what the name really means. That way they will tell all their friends. People like having inside knowledge about bands.


How about Custer Fluck



 
1/12/2011 6:03:42 PM EDT
[#36]
Wet Bulb Zero
1/12/2011 6:04:11 PM EDT
[#37]
Cheesecake Armada.
1/12/2011 6:05:18 PM EDT
[#38]
Smuckers
1/12/2011 6:05:34 PM EDT
[#39]
BJ Wilcox and the Hip Thrusters
1/12/2011 6:05:44 PM EDT
[#40]
The laser printer repairmen
1/12/2011 6:06:09 PM EDT
[#41]
We Are The Walrus

(Coo coo ca choo)

_MaH
1/12/2011 6:08:12 PM EDT
[#42]
The Turdles
1/12/2011 6:08:23 PM EDT
[#43]
Flying Monkey Henchmen
1/12/2011 6:08:44 PM EDT
[#44]
The Camel Tones
1/12/2011 6:11:39 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
King Twister and the multiple vortexes?


Vortices.
1/12/2011 6:12:03 PM EDT
[#46]
VAGINASPLATTER



















you're welcome  
1/12/2011 6:12:45 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
The Camel Tones


lol.  I vote for this one.
1/12/2011 6:12:47 PM EDT
[#48]
Shave your head. All other band members wear turtlenecks. Band name is "Dick and the Four Skins."
1/12/2011 6:12:47 PM EDT
[#49]
this should be good. I love play guitar, and I dream of becoming one of those backup session guitarists for a country band. I'm already threatening to move to Nashville when my daughter graduates high school. Live on the road touring, being the old guy shredding the guitar in the background behind the next Taylor Swift or whoever.....course my daughter is in kindergarten, so I have time to work on my barre chords more

Oh, and name your band F.U.Arock. Catchy really when you say it out loud.

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1/12/2011 6:15:00 PM EDT
[#50]
Pussy Yeast Bread.
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