Well if Mohammad won't go to the mountain, the mountain will have to come to Mohammad!
It's [b]May Day[/b] for our very own [b]wiggy762[/b]!
Happy Birthday, wiggy762!!!
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I hope you don't mind that I've taken the liberty of inviting some of my 'fellow-travelers' over to help celebrate your birthday! [>]:)][>]:)][>]:)][>]:)][>]:)][>]:)]
Unfortunately, being the 'collectivists' that they truly are, my Comrades have eaten all of your 'collective' birthday cake![>]:)][>]:)]
There was also a clown who we had hired to entertain you, but now he's missing, as well![>]:)][>]:)][>]:)]
Eric The(Somebody,SearchTheParkingLot!There'sAFifthOf'Jack'Missing,Too!)Hun