Posted: 12/19/2010 6:00:02 AM EDT
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In light of the Somali muslim immigrants who are offended by Santa Claus in this thread http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1127290s, here's a joke I heard recently.
Little Suzy is in her 2nd grade class and just FULL of Christmas spirit. She's so excited that Christmas is finally here that she starts singing Silent Night. The teacher yells at Suzy. "You can't sing those songs! Those songs are offensive to little Mohammad!" Suzy looks teacher right in the eye and continues to sing, just a little bit louder. The teacher grabs Suzy by the arm and hauls her over to the blackboard. "Suzy, I just told you that those songs are offensive to little Mohammad and you continued to sing them. You will write 'I won't sing Christmas carols' 100 times before you can go to recess. Little Suzy picks up the chalk and writes 'I won't sing Christmas caros' 100 times. The teacher says "Suzy, you didn't spell that right." Suzy says: "Since you won't let me sing, I spelled it with Christmas spirit." The teacher says "Wha?" Suzy breaks into song at the top of her lungs. NOEL, NOEL! NOEL, NOEL... |