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11/3/2010 1:44:14 PM EDT
OK this is such Bullshit I hate to even ask for advice.

I am an IT guy and a lot of what I do requires some significant concentration
(When I'm not fucking around surfing ARFCOM).

I was in a bit of a nice quiet spot, I could just do my work and all was well.


Then they "Temporarily" moved some asswipe from shipping next to me who
is on speaker phone and has his fucking twangy country music playing all day.

At first I walked over and said Dude can you just turn that radio off as you walk away.
(pretty minor request one would think) Nope, the stupid fucker can't do that.

So I let it slide thinking they will move him soon enough, 2 weeks later
OK this shit is getting old, I go ask my "little" boss, no change.

2 more weeks later I go ask the guys boss and
the lead for the entire group; Still no change.

I ask my "little boss" again, no change. WTF

OK I think Fuck this, This shit is going on 6 weeks
I send My boss an e-mail (he works at a different site).

He sends it up to the Big Boss, shit gets fixed for  1/2day
Site lead meets with me today saying I made him look bad
and the fucking radio was on again all day.


So the question is Flat Blade Shovel or Spade Shovel?




11/3/2010 1:47:05 PM EDT
[#1]
Flat blade
11/3/2010 1:48:47 PM EDT
[#2]
"Some folks call it a kaiser blade, I call it a sling blade mmhhmmmh"
11/3/2010 1:49:24 PM EDT
[#3]
I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
11/3/2010 1:49:27 PM EDT
[#4]
Spade.
11/3/2010 1:49:59 PM EDT
[#5]
Spade for digging, flat for whacking upside the head (or smashing radio).  
11/3/2010 1:50:13 PM EDT
[#6]
Backhoe.



Make it easy on yourself.
11/3/2010 1:51:41 PM EDT
[#7]
Smash radio with hammer.
11/3/2010 1:51:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Neither.




11/3/2010 1:52:22 PM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:


I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.






 
11/3/2010 1:52:36 PM EDT
[#10]
Pickaxe...
















to co-workers skull.
11/3/2010 1:53:43 PM EDT
[#11]
see, here is the deal. either you learn to ignore it or ALL your privlidges get taken away too.

in my experience, its easier to just ignore it, than to invite the man into your life.  you complain, his radio gets taken, then he has a gripe and he rats you out on shit, then the ball is rolling.

maybee they are trying to get you to quit.
11/3/2010 1:55:27 PM EDT
[#12]
Turn off the radio for him while he is there.  If he plugs it back in, break it.
11/3/2010 1:56:11 PM EDT
[#13]
Tactical Tomahawk?!
11/3/2010 1:58:45 PM EDT
[#14]
Start singing along LOUDLY with the music. For many people, this would be enough to get them to think that it's just not worth it to have the radio on. Because if he's got a "right" to play his crappy music all day, then you've damn well got a right to sing along with it.
11/3/2010 1:58:59 PM EDT
[#15]
The hangar I work in has work bays. On any day there are at least 3 radios blaring, all different stations and they try to out do each other. It's fucking annoying.

ETA: I'm at the point, that one day, I am going to go into each bay and smash them fucking radios.
11/3/2010 2:03:07 PM EDT
[#16]
I'd send another e-mail to big boss.
11/3/2010 2:05:06 PM EDT
[#17]
11/3/2010 2:08:42 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
I'd send another e-mail to big boss.


This, you were right.  



11/3/2010 2:09:32 PM EDT
[#19]
I would "disable" his radio. Either covertly or overtly...your choice
11/3/2010 2:11:44 PM EDT
[#20]




I'm an IT guy who needs to be able to concentrate sometimes too, and share an office with two desktop support guys.



 
11/3/2010 2:14:32 PM EDT
[#21]
Put this on your desk. Connect short whip antenna to output connector. Set generator frequency to that of offending radio station; increase RF output until offending station is masked.

If asshat continues to play, turn 1khz modulating tone "ON" and increase modulation level until desired results are obtained.

Repeat as necessary.

11/3/2010 2:14:41 PM EDT
[#22]
The problem isn't his radio, it's that they put you two in the same workspace.

Find a new one and ask for it.

If they won't give it to you, take it anyway.
11/3/2010 2:18:36 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Put this on your desk. Connect short whip antenna to output connector. Set generator frequency to that of offending radio station; increase RF output until offending station is masked.

If asshat continues to play, turn 1khz modulating tone "ON" and increase modulation level until desired results are obtained.

Repeat as necessary.

http://www.elexp.com/test/2005b.jpg


I have one of these, didn't have a clue what devious purpose I could put it to.
Now I know.  Thanks

11/3/2010 2:20:11 PM EDT
[#24]
Get these
I have a pair due to the loud talkers and office drama outside my cube.  People have to tap me on the shoulder to get my attention.

Kharn
11/3/2010 2:33:18 PM EDT
[#25]
If he likes country, he for sure hates rap or heavy metal.. get yourself a radio and do the same thing.
11/3/2010 2:37:48 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
I'd send another e-mail to big boss.


About intimidation from the site lead.


Quoted:
Get these
I have a pair due to the loud talkers and office drama outside my cube.  People have to tap me on the shoulder to get my attention.

Kharn


You need rear view mirrors on your desk.  I don't like anyone sneaking up behind me.
11/3/2010 2:39:05 PM EDT
[#27]
Nobody reads emails.

If you want things to change, change them.
11/3/2010 2:43:30 PM EDT
[#28]
My Grandfather fixed a similar problem at a construction site he was doing the electrical work for.



He wired the asshole's outlet for 220v while he was away on lunch.



Puff of smoke, and no more noise.
11/3/2010 2:57:27 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Put this on your desk. Connect short whip antenna to output connector. Set generator frequency to that of offending radio station; increase RF output until offending station is masked.

If asshat continues to play, turn 1khz modulating tone "ON" and increase modulation level until desired results are obtained.

Repeat as necessary.

http://www.elexp.com/test/2005b.jpg


Actually this is something I have been firmly considering

Capture Effect
11/3/2010 3:05:36 PM EDT
[#30]
I'd make it clear to your "little boss" that he, indeed, looked bad, but it wasn't you that made him look bad –– HE did.  You went through proper channels and escalated the problem appropriately.  Tell him you'll continue to give him an opportunity to resolve problems in the future but won't hesitate to go over his head again if you are being ignored.

11/3/2010 3:09:45 PM EDT
[#31]
Just walk over to the radio and unplug it.
When he looks over at you cut the plug off with a pair of dykes.
Even with the back of the plug of course,so he can't splice it back on.
Works very well.
Some times a man has to do these things in life.
11/3/2010 3:09:58 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Spade.


11/3/2010 3:18:04 PM EDT
[#33]
Fuck the dudes wife.
11/3/2010 3:26:32 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Fuck the dudes wife.


Uh No

Not even with your dick

11/3/2010 3:27:42 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Fuck the dudes wife.


Uh No

Not even with your dick



Afraid she won't go back home?
He didn't say start a relationship with her.

11/3/2010 3:28:36 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Fuck the dudes wife.


Uh No

Not even with your dick



Afraid she won't go back home?



Afraid of what I'd catch

11/3/2010 3:30:33 PM EDT
[#37]
She isn't that chick in WV with the knife is she?
11/3/2010 4:28:25 PM EDT
[#38]
I can deal with a radio as long as the radio owner doesn't insist on whistling along with the music while off key and one beat behind the meter of the damn song.



I'm a pretty easy going guy but whistling along with a damn radio will send me into berserker mode RIGHT NOW!
11/3/2010 4:51:01 PM EDT
[#39]
Somebody needs to have a tragic fall down the stairs.

Pick one:

a) Asshole office mate

b) Little boss

c) Big boss

d) All the above (be careful, this option might draw some suspicion)



11/3/2010 4:56:51 PM EDT
[#40]
Got WiFi?

Forward your phone to your cell and pick a corner somewhere else....

11/3/2010 4:58:41 PM EDT
[#41]
Most radios have some sort of mesh, either plastic, metal, or cloth over the speaker.  Use a long pin or needle to and poke through the mesh a few times around the center of the speaker.  This will destroy the speaker yet leave no visible evidence.  It'll sound like the speaker is blown.  

Alternatively, you're IT - have fun with him.
11/3/2010 4:59:43 PM EDT
[#42]




That'll do it
11/3/2010 5:28:43 PM EDT
[#43]
remember, HR is NOT your friend.

HR represents the company, NOT YOU.

and yeah, strychnine in the guacamole.

11/3/2010 5:32:14 PM EDT
[#44]


smaller company and a closed fist?

11/3/2010 5:35:24 PM EDT
[#45]
YOU  are the IT guy.    Make all his shit NOT work, computer, phone,  everything.  Do a check on his PC for shit that is NOT allowed.  Make it beneficial for him to  go your way, if you know what I mean.....
11/4/2010 6:44:58 AM EDT
[#46]
Problem appears to have been solved





I guess someone figured out I was serious

11/4/2010 6:52:19 AM EDT
[#47]
Why are you asking us?  You're the IT guy... just disable his speakerphone, or have his phone shut off entirely.
11/4/2010 6:57:20 AM EDT
[#48]
and make sure you tell your site lead that he deserves to look bad. six weeks to fix a problem like that, or at least provide a justification, is unacceptable.





11/4/2010 7:03:23 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
and make sure you tell your site lead that he deserves to look bad. six weeks to fix a problem like that, or at least provide a justification, is unacceptable.




Actually in the "meeting" I explained how I typically handled those when I was a manager.

I was simple, Off or Gone.

Turn it off or find a new job
11/4/2010 8:30:29 AM EDT
[#50]




Quoted:

Just walk over to the radio and unplug it.

When he looks over at you cut the plug off with a pair of dykes.

Even with the back of the plug of course,so he can't splice it back on.

Works very well.

Some times a man has to do these things in life.


This will work.



I'm a toolmaker. There was one asshat who insisted on running coomist at high volume. (It's a coolant that is misted with compressed air and can really fog a place if you're an asshat like this pos).



I'm easy to get along with. I'm considerate and polite and expect the same from others. I asked him to tone it down. It was ignored. I turned it down for him. He turned it back up.



I walked over, deployed my benchmade and did the free hang style rope cut on the air line. I mentioned that I had asked him nicely. Shop owner ( who was also informed that dickhead ran the coolmist too hard and did nothing about it) was not happy about having to replace the air line. Owner did make it clear to dickhead that he was to use more restraint in using the coolmist in the future.