[b]Important note[/b]: Altough I was born and raised in Germany, the following will describe the opinion of the generic German sheeple, certainly [b]not mine[/b]. Comments in ( ). So, before you pop a vessel, I'm quite happy to live as American in the US.
UN: Wonderful, a great establishment. The US should really shut the fsck up and pay their dues, and let progressive countries like France, Germany or China have more say there. Also, why not install UN peace-keeping troops in areas of Germany where those poor illegal immigrants get beaten up by pissed of locals. _That_ will teach them evil skinheads.
(Hosting the friggin UN HQ, and not throwing every UN representative from some of these shithole 3rd world countries into jail for abusing American hospitality, not to mention bearing the major load of the peace-keeping efforts doesn't seem to be a big enough contribution, apparently.)
Environment: It's just sooo terrible! The US has only n% of the world's population and uses n times x % of the world energy ressources, and all those nasty cars! Why can't they just walk to work, like we do? (Because an 11 mile walk is not how I want to start my day? Plus, I might want to pick up some groceries on my way home.) And A/C'd buildings? What a waste! (Right, we could all sit in our 110 degrees offices all Summer long, and smell European, I guess.)
Guns. EEEEK! [b]Nobody[/b] needs a gun! We can see on TV how baaad guns are! American streets are just littered with corpses, all victims of guns running away and shooting innocent bystanders. The carnage! The bloodbath! One can barely leave the house without getting shot! And come to think of it, everybody knows that guns are 5800% more likely to shoot their owners or his poor old auntie. Guns are just a penis ersatz for immature, or impotent people. (fine, then I better get a big one) Nobody needs guns these days, the US really should put away with private gun ownership, like us decent and progressive countries (what the sheep don't know: Germany has a population of 80 million, and 30 million guns in private hands) Guns in private hands are just a sign that the US still have the Vilde Vest mentality and need to grow up.
Death Penalty: Horrible! How can the government take innocent people's life? That's just uncivilized! 50% of the US population is in jail, did you know that? All victims of society. Poor oppressed blacks! Adolescent kids who steal cars as a pastime should be rewarded with cruises in the Caribic, or adventure trips in Canada. (I kid you not, that's done!) And double murderers? Why, throw them in jail for life (= max 15 years), and when they come out (after 5 years) they'll be better people who deserve a second chance. (A man who served his second time in jail for murder of a second young girl was recently given a "honorary day off from jail," (=have a day outside and promise to come back come nightfall, willya?) and guess what, he went on a murder and carjacking rampage immediately. Killed 4 or 5 people until he finally was caught again.)
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I'll just quit here, I'm getting more and more pissed off. Damn! Good thing most of you guys don't read German, or I'd send you to a couple of German webboards to read the posts there, it's fscking maddening.