Posted: 10/21/2010 11:07:21 AM EDT
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The vortex enhancipator is a little known piece of weapon technology... it increases muzzle pounds per second by eleventeen percent, up to eleventy-five percent when combined with the shoulder thing that goes up. It can be attached to any assault weapon, for more thrust per squeeze.
No civilian has any business owning one. Mexican drug cartels use the vortex enhancipator, and they buy it here in Texas. Spread the word about the vortex enhancipator, think about the children. 
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Now that Benoît Mandelbrot is dead, the secrets of his Möbius-Fleshlight can be revealed. I like the cut of your jib, sir. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. That document has only been produced once. It's nicknamed the Vortex Enhancipation Proclamation. |
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Quoted: The vortex enhancipator is a little known piece of weapon technology... it increases muzzle pounds per second by eleventeen percent, up to eleventy-five percent when combined with the shoulder thing that goes up. It can be attached to any assault weapon, for more thrust per squeeze. No civilian has any business owning one. Mexican drug cartels use the vortex enhancipator, and they buy it here in Texas. Spread the word about the vortex enhancipator, think about the children. http://plus.maths.org/issue26/features/mathart/kleinBottle_anim.gif Is it endorsed by The BATHROOM? If it is, I want one. |
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Now that Benoît Mandelbrot is dead, the secrets of his Möbius-Fleshlight can be revealed. I'm too late for the geniuses on this board, I was going to mention it looks like a mobius strip. 
Who here doesn't want to stick their dick in a black hole? At least once, just to try it. |
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are you the one on the left with the green hoodie on? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Now that Benoît Mandelbrot is dead, the secrets of his Möbius-Fleshlight can be revealed. I'm too late for the geniuses on this board, I was going to mention it looks like a mobius strip. Who here doesn't want to stick their dick in a black hole? At least once, just to try it. Black holes are neither black nor holes. Discuss. |
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Now that Benoît Mandelbrot is dead, the secrets of his Möbius-Fleshlight can be revealed. I'm too late for the geniuses on this board, I was going to mention it looks like a mobius strip.
Who here doesn't want to stick their dick in a black hole? At least once, just to try it. Black holes are neither black nor holes. Discuss. You never met L'Shanitra? 
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Quoted: are you the one on the left with the green hoodie on? Dude, hate to break it to you, but nobody in that pic is wearing green... |
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