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Posted: 4/19/2002 2:03:54 PM EDT
I Spanked the monkey at 621 Mph!

http://www.tekzoned.com/spank/

Paper
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 2:07:53 PM EDT
[#1]
this is lotboy's specialty.
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 2:09:22 PM EDT
[#2]
Oww hurt my wrist , spanked it too many times .
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 2:13:29 PM EDT
[#3]
My personnal record is 833 MPH


Kid223
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 2:17:53 PM EDT
[#4]
773
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 2:27:17 PM EDT
[#5]
You've heard of Spontaneous Human Combustion? Now you know why.
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 2:49:07 PM EDT
[#6]
It depends on how soon I need to get out of the shower so the wife can use it.
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 3:05:54 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 3:07:16 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 3:12:40 PM EDT
[#9]
A 1/2 hour
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 3:20:02 PM EDT
[#10]
270 mph.... Ten times.
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 5:45:58 PM EDT
[#11]
If you sit on your hand till it goes numb, guess what.  Who cares how long it takes, it just feels like someone else
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 5:53:50 PM EDT
[#12]
Just think, every time you spank a monkey you kill a kitten!
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 6:06:05 PM EDT
[#13]
Hey Flash, if you're telling the truth I may NEVER stop...........
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 6:28:08 PM EDT
[#14]
You didn't say which hand?
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 7:36:38 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
We have been giving a guy at work a hard time for killing a monkey last week. His brother bought a $1200 lemur without telling him. As soon as my co-worker arrived home, this monkey (which he didn't know was in the house) came out of nowhere, jumped on his head, and proceeded to chew his ear into a bloody mess. He grabbed it off his head and beat it off of the table or something until he killed it. We tease him about spanking his brother's monkey.
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$1200 for a lemur???   Must have been a preban monkey.   Some people have more money than brains.  IMHO, he could have found a more economical way to get his monkey spanked, choked or beaten.
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