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Posted: 10/18/2010 1:02:47 PM EDT

The pharmacist arrives at work to find a frightened looking man leaning

against the wall.

"Whats wrong with him?" the pharmacist asks his clerk.

"He wanted cough medicine but I couldn't find any, so I gave him a laxative."

"Laxatives won't cure a cough," yells the owner.

"Sure they will. Look at him. He's afraid to cough."

Posted: 10/18/2010 1:18:59 PM EDT

[#1]

Made me laugh.

Posted: 10/18/2010 2:01:17 PM EDT

[#2]

Poop thread?

Posted: 10/18/2010 2:01:36 PM EDT

[#3]

Well shit I thought it was funny.

Posted: 10/18/2010 2:18:10 PM EDT

[#4]

I chortled slightly.

Posted: 10/18/2010 2:25:29 PM EDT

[#5]

A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collided at sea and sank.

Officials believe the survivors are marooned.

Posted: 10/18/2010 2:53:59 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collided at sea and sank.

Officials believe the survivors are marooned.

I smiled.

Posted: 10/18/2010 2:56:10 PM EDT

[#7]

Didn't know that a cough could be considered a brown sound.

Posted: 10/18/2010 2:58:34 PM EDT

[#8]

I imagined myself coughing and then pooping myself. I did not laugh.

Posted: 10/18/2010 3:02:26 PM EDT

[#9]

A girl walks into a bar with a duck Bar tender says " Hey, who's the pig " Girl says it's a duck. Bartender says I was talking to the duck.

Posted: 10/18/2010 3:03:41 PM EDT

[#10]

Yesterday morning I sneezed and farted at the same time.........................that was really close.

Posted: 10/18/2010 3:06:48 PM EDT

[#11]

I tittered on both accounts

Posted: 10/18/2010 3:10:53 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Yesterday morning I sneezed and farted at the same time.........................that was really close.

Don't yuh hate that.

Posted: 10/18/2010 3:25:21 PM EDT

[#13]

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about
cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good
reason.”

Posted: 10/18/2010 3:31:24 PM EDT

[#14]

I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.

Posted: 10/18/2010 3:35:49 PM EDT

[#15]

sent to my mother who is a pharmacist

Posted: 10/18/2010 4:01:32 PM EDT

[#16]

i chuckled

Posted: 10/18/2010 4:07:19 PM EDT

[#17]

lol

Posted: 10/18/2010 4:23:12 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Yesterday morning I sneezed and farted at the same time.........................that was really close.

Yawning and farting at the same time; that would be bad.

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