Good one liners... > General Discussion

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:39:56 PM EDT

Bit bored tonight. Have to get up at 5 tomorrow for work... so I am staying in tonight.

Received this via a text;

If you get sexted by someone you don't wanna sext with, does that mean you've been molexted?

Post yours.

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:40:57 PM EDT

[#1]

That was not a good one liner. Sucked actually.

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:45:00 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

That was not a good one liner. Sucked actually.

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:45:15 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
That was not a good one liner. Sucked actually.

Post some of your own.

I am dieing to read them.

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:45:34 PM EDT

[#4]

Not a one liner, an observation...

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:45:46 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:

That was not a good one liner. Sucked actually.

Post some of your own.

I am dieing to read them.

That's what she said

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:46:42 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That was not a good one liner. Sucked actually.

Post some of your own.

I am dieing to read them.

I think it's spelled dying.

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:47:20 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That was not a good one liner. Sucked actually.

Post some of your own.

I am dieing to read them.

I think it's spelled dying.

/yawn

Dieing..Dying.

Waiting.

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:48:03 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:

That was not a good one liner. Sucked actually.

Post some of your own.

I am dieing to read them.

I think it's spelled dying.

/yawn

Dieing..Dying.

Waiting.

Your mom.
How's that for a one liner?

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:48:14 PM EDT

[#9]

Damnit I was beat to the punch

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:48:40 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That was not a good one liner. Sucked actually.

Post some of your own.

I am dieing to read them.

I think it's spelled dying.

/yawn

Dieing..Dying.

Waiting.

Your mom.

How's that for a one liner?

Should have posted this in team.

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:49:55 PM EDT

[#11]

Take this thread....please.

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:50:41 PM EDT

[#12]

Use enough dynamite there Butch?

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:50:42 PM EDT

[#13]

Choo choo.

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:51:06 PM EDT

[#14]

I love this place...

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:55:51 PM EDT

[#15]

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would've had beans for breakfast.

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:57:39 PM EDT

[#16]

I'm stayin in too....it's a hurricane here!

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:58:08 PM EDT

[#17]

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:59:08 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

That was not a good one liner. Sucked actually.

Post some of your own.

I am dieing to read them.

I think it's spelled dying.

/yawn

Dieing..Dying.

Waiting.

Your mom.
How's that for a one liner?

Should have posted this in team.

I can post there, too

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:59:37 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

I'm stayin in too....it's a hurricane here!
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

Blasphemy.

Posted: 10/15/2010 3:59:38 PM EDT

[#20]

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Posted: 10/15/2010 4:00:15 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Received this via a text;

If you get sexted by someone you don't wanna sext with, does that mean you've been molexted?

Posted: 10/15/2010 4:06:09 PM EDT

[#22]

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