Posted: 10/3/2010 7:43:50 AM EDT
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All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer ' s research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. |
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Quoted: I was thinkig about this the other day, you know how they say if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours to go see a doctor? What does the doctor do about it? Ice it down? Squeeze it really hard?  Well, from what the recent porno movie Nurses has led me to believe, they will send in a couple (or more) of hot candy stripers to help you out.  |
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I was thinkig about this the other day, you know how they say if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours to go see a doctor? What does the doctor do about it? Ice it down? Squeeze it really hard? Google needle penis aspiration. If you dare. 
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Quoted: I was thinkig about this the other day, you know how they say if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours to go see a doctor? What does the doctor do about it? Ice it down? Squeeze it really hard? My Fathers favorite line is if he has a erection lasting more that 4 hours then he's calling everyone over to check that bad mother fucker out! |
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I was thinkig about this the other day, you know how they say if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours to go see a doctor? What does the doctor do about it? Ice it down? Squeeze it really hard? Google needle penis aspiration. If you dare. yep. they drain it with a needle. |