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Posted: 4/16/2002 9:12:50 PM EDT
... Power (someone gimme a program please)
Link Posted: 4/16/2002 9:17:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/16/2002 9:18:04 PM EDT by Winston_Wolf]
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf: ... Power (someone gimme a program please)
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Sometimes I guess I just don't research much before posting. [url]http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/holy-grail/ra/03-08.ra[/url]
Link Posted: 4/16/2002 9:20:04 PM EDT
Is that Wagner I hear?
Link Posted: 4/16/2002 9:21:53 PM EDT
Damn!!! It is [b]WOMENS[/b] with an "S"!! Sgtar15 PS Just a pet peeve[;)]
Link Posted: 4/16/2002 9:26:24 PM EDT
... it's [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] ... Just ask Imbroglio or use your spellchecker! Man, I get a lot of time here when I'm sick!
Link Posted: 4/16/2002 9:28:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/16/2002 9:33:16 PM EDT
Originally Pozted By Winzton_Wolf: ... it'z [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] ... Juzt azk Imbroglio or uze your zpellchecker! Man, I get a lot of time here when I'm zick!
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Fine...If that is zo then I accurately corrected [i]all[/i] of your zpelling miztakez in the above mezzage. Zgtar15...zee how ztupid it lookz??
Link Posted: 4/16/2002 9:33:45 PM EDT
Arthur: "A duck!" Smart Villager: "Exactly! So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood, and therefore . . . A WITCH!!!! All: A witch! A witch!
Link Posted: 4/16/2002 9:40:59 PM EDT
The Larch.
Link Posted: 4/16/2002 9:44:09 PM EDT
Twit fanciers, How to hide, and to always look on the bright side of life.
Link Posted: 4/16/2002 9:45:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/16/2002 9:46:54 PM EDT by Winston_Wolf]
[b]sgtar15[/b]. Sometimes dude, you are as rough as a cob. ... Surely you jest? if not... [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green] [green][b][size=5]WOMENZ[/b][/size=5][/green]
Link Posted: 4/16/2002 9:49:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/16/2002 9:50:02 PM EDT
I jest...but i still don't like it.[:)] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 4/16/2002 9:57:55 PM EDT
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear. Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right. Man (to Waitress): Morning! Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam...(but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 2:13:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/17/2002 2:14:29 AM EDT by xsfo]
Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 2:37:31 AM EDT
I'm being repressed!!!
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 7:27:36 AM EDT
"Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!" -- "Bloody peasant!" Don't know where this came from - I have it in my sigs lines file.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 7:30:00 AM EDT
I'm not dead yet!
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:03:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/17/2002 9:06:11 AM EDT by DoubleFeed]
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:07:13 AM EDT
it's only just a flesh wound.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:14:27 AM EDT
NEE! {bring me a shrubbery}
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:27:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno: Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear. Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right. Man (to Waitress): Morning! Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam...(but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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That is probably the dumbest sketch the Python crew ever did and yet it made me laugh like crazy. Still, I think Benny Hill is at least 5 times funnier than Month Python. Too bad the Brits aren't allowed to show it on their channel and as far as I can tell it is not coming back to Comedy Central (I think thats where I used to watch it).
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:36:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/17/2002 9:37:06 AM EDT by DoubleFeed]
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