[ARCHIVED THREAD] - PREDATOR vs SASQUATCH (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 9/27/2010 10:45:50 AM EDT
While sitting at work this morning, I got to thinking about this scenario. Definitely a movie I'd want to see. Assuming the 'Squatch has home-field advantage, who prevails? |
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Sasquatch. I figure it would go like this…
The predator spots bigfoot moving through the trees. Predator hops to another branch to line up a shot and realizes he can’t reacquire his target. In confusion he looks around and sees nothing. Thermal also reveals nothing as sasquatch are apparently invisible in the IR spectrum. The predator activates his hyper band communicator to contact the other members of his hunting party. “Guys, I just saw a giant hairy biped” After a few seconds pause the response comes in… < “you what?” > “I saw bigfoot, he was right next to my position” < “Did you shoot him?” > “No, he got away.” < “Sure he did. Have you been drinking on the hunt again?” > “Seriously he was right here, then he vanished from my sensors.” < “Are you saying bigfoot has a cloaking device better than the ones we have? What does he make it out of, bird nests and pinecones? > “Well no, but I know what I saw.” < “Bigfoot is just a human myth, it’s not real, even the humans know that. Well, most of them know it.” > “But I saw…” < “I don’t care. That’s what you get for watching human entertainment channels off of their satellites. Now get off the channel and go back to hunting stuff that’s real.” > Dejected, the predator turns off his radio, then he gets the feeling that he’s not alone. His senses tell him that something big is behind him. Then he screams a howl never before heard on Earth. A howl that, roughly translated into English means, “Oh No!!! Surprise sasquatch butsecks!!!” |
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Until sasquatch starts carrying a shoulder thing that goes up, Predator's gonna fuck him up.
Oh, and: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHvrwUUvLZk |
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Quoted: Quoted: This premise would be an excellent side story to my zombie ninja western featuring time traveling pirates, lost tribe of Vikings and space marines starring Bruce Campbell and Michael Biehn. Can't forget Michael Ironside! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile He plays the grizzled yet altruistic pirate captain on a mission to save his only true love. |
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California Bigfoot would be toast , but Extra Demensional /uber spirituial / UFO dropoff from another planet Canadien/ pacific northwest Sasquatch would make preditor look like a killer clown from outer space . There's a difference? Sure is, some here bigfoot has mystical powers and can transform into other things  
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California Bigfoot would be toast , but Extra Demensional /uber spirituial / UFO dropoff from another planet Canadien/ pacific northwest Sasquatch would make preditor look like a killer clown from outer space . There's a difference? California Bigfoot is basically "Harry and the Hendersons". He's an 8-foot goofy walking rug. The real Washington / Canadian Sasquatch is a creature from the time when the world was young and Man and Animal could move at will between the real world and the Spirit World. Man and most animals lost that skill as the world grew older, but Sasquatch (also known as "The Terrible Beast" to some tribes) did not. It stalks its prey in the Spirit World, then jumps into the real world, grabs its prey, and escapes with it back into the Spirit World. Some tribes believe that as Sasquatch walks past you in the Spirit World, his presence tears away your soul for a moment and that cold, spine-deep fear you feel is the Cannibal Spirits screaming in hunger and running towards, trying to get to you before Sasquatch moves away and your spirit goes back to your body. If Sasquatch stays too long, and they get to you... Well, Sasquatch takes the body as a trophy (since he only eats live food) and the Cannibal Spirits get your soul. The real Sasquatch is a trans-dimensional superpredator. Puny cloaking aliens don't have shit on Sasquatch. You do not want to fuck with him. |
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Extra Demensionional Sasquatch actuially could disapear and re appear 2 seconds earlier and drop a large boulder on the preditors head . Yeah I'm going w/ Sasquatch. Cloaking Predator versus Sasquatch who can phase in and out of our dimension? No contest. |
| Predator has a skull fetish... And Sasquatch has the rarest skull on planet earth so their is huge potential for Predator to go crazy with passion which will cloud his tactical judgement. Sasquatch wins the day and most likely eats Predator with some fava beans a a nice chianti. |
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Predator has a skull fetish... And Sasquatch has the rarest skull on planet earth so their is huge potential for Predator to go crazy with passion which will cloud his tactical judgement. Sasquatch wins the day and most likely eats Predator with some fava beans a a nice chianti. Unless Predator can walk and see in the spirit world, Sasquatch is gonna rape the Predator's face right off and then eat him alive. And the Predator will never see it coming. His fancy-shmancy visor doesn't have a "see things in a different dimension" mode. |
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Quoted: I read that as a Red VS Blue skit Sasquatch. I figure it would go like this… The predator spots bigfoot moving through the trees. Predator hops to another branch to line up a shot and realizes he can’t reacquire his target. In confusion he looks around and sees nothing. Thermal also reveals nothing as sasquatch are apparently invisible in the IR spectrum. The predator activates his hyper band communicator to contact the other members of his hunting party. "Guys, I just saw a giant hairy biped” After a few seconds pause the response comes in… < "you what?” > "I saw bigfoot, he was right next to my position” < "Did you shoot him?” > "No, he got away.” < "Sure he did. Have you been drinking on the hunt again?” > "Seriously he was right here, then he vanished from my sensors.” < "Are you saying bigfoot has a cloaking device better than the ones we have? What does he make it out of, bird nests and pinecones? > "Well no, but I know what I saw.” < "Bigfoot is just a human myth, it’s not real, even the humans know that. Well, most of them know it.” > "But I saw…” < "I don’t care. That’s what you get for watching human entertainment channels off of their satellites. Now get off the channel and go back to hunting stuff that’s real.” > Dejected, the predator turns off his radio, then he gets the feeling that he’s not alone. His senses tell him that something big is behind him. Then he screams a howl never before heard on Earth. A howl that, roughly translated into English means, "Oh No!!! Surprise sasquatch butsecks!!!”  |
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But he has no ranged weapon....the advantage always goes to the one who can kill at a distance.
I'm going to have to go with sasquatch, especially the Jack Link's Beef Jerky Sasquach; that mother fucker has a serious chip on his shoulder and a mean streak to match. |
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Quoted: Quoted: But he has no ranged weapon....the advantage always goes to the one who can kill at a distance.I'm going to have to go with sasquatch, especially the Jack Link's Beef Jerky Sasquach; that mother fucker has a serious chip on his shoulder and a mean streak to match. You know why we like .45 ACP and 45-70? Cause they lob big old chunks of lead, slowly but surely. Sass lobs big old chunks of granite this size of a Camry as far as the shoulder thing that goes up can shoot. |
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But he has no ranged weapon....the advantage always goes to the one who can kill at a distance.
I'm going to have to go with sasquatch, especially the Jack Link's Beef Jerky Sasquach; that mother fucker has a serious chip on his shoulder and a mean streak to match. He can close to contact distance at extreme speed while impervious to harm and detection. He doesn't need a ranged weapon. |