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9/23/2010 10:34:10 AM EDT
Got an email from a friend in the neighborhood that is having spider issues? What say you?



9/23/2010 10:35:36 AM EDT
[#1]
Nice.



Some kind of Tarantula or related?



Spiders=good contrary to what most of the giant man-ladies here think.
9/23/2010 10:37:54 AM EDT
[#2]
Wolf spider. The answer is always wolf spider.

No matter what it is, please keep them in your state. We don't need them migrating up here.
9/23/2010 10:38:24 AM EDT
[#3]
Peter Parker.
9/23/2010 10:39:28 AM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:


Wolf spider. The answer is always wolf spider.



No matter what it is, please keep them in your state. We don't need them migrating up here.


Oh you have plenty of your own in ID. That and you have Yetis, so make sure they stay up there.



 
9/23/2010 10:39:33 AM EDT
[#5]
Damn gremlin.  Don't get it wet!
9/23/2010 10:40:50 AM EDT
[#6]
Maybe a huntsman?
9/23/2010 10:41:00 AM EDT
[#7]
Wolf Spider.....
9/23/2010 10:41:49 AM EDT
[#8]
Move
9/23/2010 10:42:52 AM EDT
[#9]
9/23/2010 10:43:08 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Spiders=good contrary to what most of the giant man-ladies here think.

I kill them all with extreme prejudice. Flying stinger-equipped cunts, too.

Nature can take it's harmony and shove it up her overgrown, hippified tuna slot. If any former prey of the now dead insectoids come calling, then I'll kill those motherfuckers too.

My porch, my rules. If you haven't been invited or you're not paying rent, then I'll spray, stomp, swat and/or salt you.
9/23/2010 10:43:15 AM EDT
[#11]
Ok, looks like a Female Trap Door Spider. Keeper.



http://www.termite.com/spider-identification.html
9/23/2010 10:46:31 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Wolf spider. The answer is always wolf spider.

No matter what it is, please keep them in your state. We don't need them migrating up here.

Oh you have plenty of your own in ID. That and you have Yetis, so make sure they stay up there.
 


We have tons of friggin Hobo spiders and a few Black Widows. Those are the only ones that really bug me. I had an awesome catface (orb weaver?) with it's web across the back door of my garage last week. I left it alone, but it's gone now. I don't mind the harmless ones because they eat the bugs.

And the sasquatches aren't that big of a deal. They mostly keep to themselves.
9/23/2010 10:48:00 AM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Spiders=good contrary to what most of the giant man-ladies here think.


I kill them all with extreme prejudice. Flying stinger-equipped cunts, too.



Nature can take it's harmony and shove it up her overgrown, hippified tuna slot. If any former prey of the now dead insectoids come calling, then I'll kill those motherfuckers too.



My porch, my rules. If you haven't been invited or you're not paying rent, then I'll spray, stomp, swat and/or salt you.






 
9/23/2010 12:34:49 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:

My porch, my rules. If you haven't been invited or you're not paying rent, then I'll spray, stomp, swat and/or salt you.


This wins for "Best Sig line of the week"..........!!!
9/23/2010 12:36:04 PM EDT
[#15]
brown recluse
9/23/2010 12:42:49 PM EDT
[#16]
That is clearly a wolf spider, they aren't aggressive at all unless provoked.





http://www.termite.com/spider-identification.html#wolf

 
9/23/2010 12:47:25 PM EDT
[#17]
Brown recluse.  Kill it with fire and extreme prejudice.  Nuke it from orbit and all that.