Ever pee in your backyard? > General Discussion

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:33:13 PM EDT

Sometimes I'll go outside and piss on the back lawn for no good reason, especially if I've been drinking. How 'bout you?

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:34:22 PM EDT

[#1]

Almost every day

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:34:32 PM EDT

[#2]

I haven't been drinking but I just stepped out and pissed off the front deck a few minutes ago.

Living in the sticks is nice.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:34:42 PM EDT

[#3]

I peed in your backyard last night. Wanna fight about it?

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:35:17 PM EDT

[#4]

Absolutely!

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:35:34 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I peed in your backyard last night. Wanna fight about it?

BRING IT!!!!!

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:35:40 PM EDT

[#6]

All the time.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:36:01 PM EDT

[#7]

I usually do it in the driveway.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:36:08 PM EDT

[#8]

Yep!

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:36:38 PM EDT

[#9]

Just marking my territory...

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:36:48 PM EDT

[#10]

Where else?

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:38:10 PM EDT

[#11]

Everyday.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:38:19 PM EDT

[#12]

Front yard, too.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:38:50 PM EDT

[#13]

Isn't that what backyards are for?

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:39:39 PM EDT

[#14]

Pissed from the front deck this morning.

It's good to mark your territory on a regular basis.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:40:48 PM EDT

[#15]

Before I quit drinking, I would take a leak in the backyard if I was especially ripped. Not so much now.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:42:33 PM EDT

[#16]

sure

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:43:33 PM EDT

[#17]

No, but I will have in the next minute.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:49:27 PM EDT

[#18]

Fuck I pee in my front yard... It's a man thing... Because we can... Take that you ladies

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:50:43 PM EDT

[#19]

only if it's dark outside, it would look silly in the middle of the day if a neighbor saw me

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:51:50 PM EDT

[#20]

Just about to piss out the back sliding glass door. It is good to live in the sticks, as one poster already said.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:51:50 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Fuck I pee in my front yard... It's a man thing... Because we can... Take that you ladies

This.

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Posted: 9/17/2010 10:52:01 PM EDT

[#22]

I'll even piss off the deck or in the tub cause the old lady is on the shitter.

One time I was pissing in the dark and the dog was wondering what the sound was.

Ran right into the stream

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:53:25 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
only if it's dark outside, it would look silly in the middle of the day if a neighbor saw me

Good thing about the sticks, no neighbors. I can piss outside whenever I wish.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:55:31 PM EDT

[#24]

everyday when i lived in the country. now i only do it at night here in the "big city"

ETA: not to turn this into a poop thread but i used to do that in the woods a lot too

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:56:32 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
only if it's dark outside, it would look silly in the middle of the day if a neighbor saw me

My neighbors would point and laugh. Absolutely no good for my self confidence.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:57:06 PM EDT

[#26]

Walk out my front door, piss in the driveway every morning. naked in the summer.
Don't like it? Get off my lawn.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:57:20 PM EDT

[#27]

The best is when you spin in circles while doing so. Liberating.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:57:26 PM EDT

[#28]

on a nightly basis when the g.s needs to go out an water her lilly.

Posted: 9/17/2010 10:57:39 PM EDT

[#29]

Take a guess...

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:01:35 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Take a guess...

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk101/DuraToTheMax/Album%202/P1000020.jpg

I'm guessing that you don't pee there because you don't want to disturb the double rainbow.

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:01:46 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Take a guess...

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk101/DuraToTheMax/Album%202/P1000020.jpg

I'm guessing that you don't pee there because you don't want to disturb the double rainbow.

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:07:20 PM EDT

[#32]

no
small yard without enough privacy

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:09:43 PM EDT

[#33]

for some reason nature calls when im drinking and go out in the yard. no reason to refuse nature when no cime is committed

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:11:49 PM EDT

[#34]

The last time we did this thread, a bunch of guys came in bitching about how it was weird to piss in the yard and asking why not use a toilet like a normal person.

Many man cards were cut that day.

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:12:11 PM EDT

[#35]

I'm going to go piss in my backyard right now.

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:13:37 PM EDT

[#36]

Just got back. Coyotes are prowling about.

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:15:27 PM EDT

[#37]

Now and then

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:16:05 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

The last time we did this thread, a bunch of guys came in bitching about how it was weird to piss in the yard and asking why not use a toilet like a normal person.

Many man cards were cut that day.

metro fags

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:21:40 PM EDT

[#39]

I'm a man. The world is my toilet.

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:24:21 PM EDT

[#40]

I am the one and only vote for "I am a chick or a giant f*cking homo"

But no, I have not gone pee in my backyard.

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:31:28 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Take a guess...

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk101/DuraToTheMax/Album%202/P1000020.jpg

I'm guessing that you don't pee there because you don't want to disturb the double rainbow.

I. P. Freely.

It's a common occurrence when walking for miles without seeing any signs of civilization, except for a few old fire roads.

Can't see any rainbows in there either (?) as the canopy blocks out almost all the sunlight about 20' in.

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:32:49 PM EDT

[#42]

I've had plumbing issues in the past, that have found me out at my house with no running water (Pipes freezing, or while the HOA is working on the wells/water-service)...

It's my yard, and when you gotta go...

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:38:29 PM EDT

[#43]

all the damn time

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:41:23 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
no
small yard without enough privacy

I call on you, right now, to go outside and urinate. Liberate your bladder and liberate yourself!

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:49:35 PM EDT

[#45]

Back yard, front yard, shower, toilet, wherever.

I see no reason to limit yourself to one place.

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:55:21 PM EDT

[#46]

Backyard inbound!

-Rog

Posted: 9/17/2010 11:56:18 PM EDT

[#47]

All the time..thats how I got my dogs trained watching me.Got a guy at work though may be a Section 8..he pisses everywhere,car tires,trees,hedges even in stores in the corners like carpet places ect where not l;ots of traffice..does it real secret like...think he is a wayward democrack

Posted: 9/18/2010 12:20:59 AM EDT

[#48]

yup, gotta water the hedge

Posted: 9/18/2010 12:21:18 AM EDT

[#49]

Yup I sure do, I live out in the country so its no big deal...jump out of truck, have to take a leak...take leak.. wife gets mad says "that's not fair"... I remind wife... "life is not fair"

Posted: 9/18/2010 12:29:42 AM EDT

[#50]

front yard, back yard, behind the shop, anywhere I want.

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