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9/17/2010 3:51:10 AM EDT
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I still watch the old episodes on dvd.
9/17/2010 3:52:07 AM EDT
[#1]
The Finest
9/17/2010 3:52:13 AM EDT
[#2]
A moose bit my sister once.
9/17/2010 3:54:08 AM EDT
[#3]


I enjoy watching them as well.

9/17/2010 3:55:15 AM EDT
[#4]
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.
9/17/2010 3:55:53 AM EDT
[#5]
Have the DVD set, got it years ago.



It's also on NetFlix streaming.  



"Intercourse the penguin!"  
9/17/2010 3:56:02 AM EDT
[#6]
A what?
9/17/2010 3:57:23 AM EDT
[#7]
Shut your cakehole you Nazi!
9/17/2010 3:59:37 AM EDT
[#8]

9/17/2010 3:59:48 AM EDT
[#9]
"ALBATROS!!!"
9/17/2010 4:00:47 AM EDT
[#10]
"Who are you who are so wise in the ways of Science?'
9/17/2010 4:03:33 AM EDT
[#11]
We were working with a group of Brits several years back.

A coworker had a pet cockatiel, so in a casual conversation I brought up the Norwegian Blue.  The Brits all chimed in with comments about the lovely plumage, etc.

Had him going pretty good.
9/17/2010 4:04:23 AM EDT
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Quoted:


We were working with a group of Brits several years back.



A coworker had a pet cockatiel, so in a casual conversation I brought up the Norwegian Blue.  The Brits all chimed in with comments about the lovely plumage, etc.



Had him going pretty good.


E's pinin' for the fjords!



 
9/17/2010 4:12:27 AM EDT
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9/17/2010 4:14:41 AM EDT
[#14]
"Help! Help!   I'm bein' repressed!"

"Oh yeah!  See the violence inherent in the system!?"


My favorite bit from MPSFTHG. . . .
9/17/2010 4:14:53 AM EDT
[#15]
Mind if we call you Bruce to cut down on all the confusion?
9/17/2010 4:15:48 AM EDT
[#16]
Bring out your dead!






9/17/2010 4:16:22 AM EDT
[#17]


"A vicious streak a mile wide."








 
9/17/2010 4:16:31 AM EDT
[#18]
I never got into their humor..
9/17/2010 4:17:54 AM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


I never got into their humor..






 
9/17/2010 4:19:17 AM EDT
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9/17/2010 4:19:27 AM EDT
[#21]




I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

9/17/2010 4:21:04 AM EDT
[#22]
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldaberries!
9/17/2010 4:22:20 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
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I still watch the old episodes on dvd.


You're a looney.
9/17/2010 4:23:18 AM EDT
[#24]
Your just a silly English k............night
9/17/2010 4:23:39 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
http://i52.tinypic.com/4l65js.jpg



I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.



No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
9/17/2010 4:24:42 AM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:


http://i52.tinypic.com/4l65js.jpg
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.





NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!





 
9/17/2010 4:24:52 AM EDT
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9/17/2010 4:25:20 AM EDT
[#28]
Got to get something in here with Carol  




9/17/2010 4:25:43 AM EDT
[#29]
G'day, Bruce!
9/17/2010 4:25:56 AM EDT
[#30]
I loved that show. Used to haul ass home on Saturday nights when I was a teen in the '70s to catch it at midnight.
9/17/2010 4:27:22 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
I never got into their humor..


Well...that's the sort of blinkard, philistine, pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist! You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your color TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs, and your bleeding Masonic handshake! You wouldn't let me join would you, you blackballing bastards! Well I wouldn't become a free mason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me!!!

***NOTE: This is a quote from the Architect sketch. Look it up on youtube. Written entirely from memory...because I am the Monty Python master.
9/17/2010 4:27:25 AM EDT
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Our chief weapon is surprise. Suprise and fear....Our two weapons are surprise and fear  
9/17/2010 4:27:58 AM EDT
[#33]
I wave me private parts at your Aunties
9/17/2010 4:28:48 AM EDT
[#34]
I'm full.
9/17/2010 4:29:21 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
I'm full.


But it's only waaafer thin!

Quoted:
Got to get something in here with Carol  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7JxlX6tbeg


She was insanely hot.

Trivia note: In the Scott of the Antarctic sketch they originally wrote in the shot where her character, Vanilla Whore, runs toward the camera as her clothes come off during the chase scene where she is running away from the roll-top desk...which would have given a front on shot of her magnificent jubblies. She chickened out at the last minute so they did the shot from the reverse angle...which is still pretty good.
9/17/2010 4:31:27 AM EDT
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I never liked when people lumped all British humor together, like Monty Python and Benny Hill.



Python is very intelligent and surreal, and innovative (with a little slapstick thrown in). Hill is just slapstick.
9/17/2010 4:35:35 AM EDT
[#37]
"No...No....REALLY...I want to face the peril"


"When danger reared its ugly head, Robin turned away and fled..."
9/17/2010 4:36:43 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Hill is just slapstick.


Hill was good for seeing bouncy chicks in lingerie...which is awesome in its own right.
9/17/2010 4:37:34 AM EDT
[#39]
"You must cut down the largest tree in the forest with.......A herring!"
9/17/2010 4:46:57 AM EDT
[#40]
"How to recognize trees from quite a long way away.  Number 1, the larch. The. Larch."
9/17/2010 4:49:14 AM EDT
[#41]


A moose once bit my sister.
9/17/2010 4:54:04 AM EDT
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9/17/2010 4:55:03 AM EDT
[#43]


Pointed sticks?  Pointed Sticks?   Fresh fruit not goo enough for ya?
9/17/2010 4:55:48 AM EDT
[#44]
In!
9/17/2010 4:56:06 AM EDT
[#45]
One of the best sketches EVER!!!!!
9/17/2010 4:57:00 AM EDT
[#46]
No one has mentioned the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch yet?  
9/17/2010 4:57:01 AM EDT
[#47]


It was nice and peaceful till the old ladies started moving in.

9/17/2010 4:57:19 AM EDT
[#48]
The Larch!

ETA:  Holy crap people, I thought I could just hit reply and be safe with "The Larch!" but noooooo...
9/17/2010 4:58:17 AM EDT
[#49]
Live Organ Donors, FTW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aclS1pGHp8o
9/17/2010 4:58:48 AM EDT
[#50]




And this the quiet Bimmler Heinrich Bimmler



I was not allowed to go play foozeball or go to Nuremburg I am a retired window cleaner and pacifist without doing war crimes
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