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Posted: 9/14/2010 4:41:48 PM EDT
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I'm with: "Don't ask, don't know".
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Posted: 9/14/2010 4:42:08 PM EDT
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"Yesssssss. Let the hate FLOW through you!!" http://www.buzzflash.com/analysis/04/09/images/02emperor350.jpg Ok, I will... Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mutherfucker tits Tits themselves are not ordinarily associated with hatred. While one may loathe the bearer of a given set of jugs, the jugs themselves aren't the focus of the blame. Most of us have met a boobbearer worthy of spite and scorn, who has an admirable rack o'lust pillows just the same. My former wife comes to mind. She's definitely the Mayor of Hooterville, yet I'd be hard-pressed to provide enough urine to douse any conflagration set upon her person. Let us all agree that women's breastusses are worthy of our admiration and great longing, regardless of to whom they may be attached. It is my understanding Nancy Pelosi had some audacious sweaterguns at one point in her life.....and no, don't ask me how I might know, either. |
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Posted: 9/15/2010 5:11:47 AM EDT
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"Yesssssss. Let the hate FLOW through you!!" http://www.buzzflash.com/analysis/04/09/images/02emperor350.jpg Ok, I will... Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mutherfucker tits Tits themselves are not ordinarily associated with hatred. While one may loathe the bearer of a given set of jugs, the jugs themselves aren't the focus of the blame. Most of us have met a boobbearer worthy of spite and scorn, who has an admirable rack o'lust pillows just the same. My former wife comes to mind. She's definitely the Mayor of Hooterville, yet I'd be hard-pressed to provide enough urine to douse any conflagration set upon her person. Let us all agree that women's breastusses are worthy of our admiration and great longing, regardless of to whom they may be attached. It is my understanding Nancy Pelosi had some audacious sweaterguns at one point in her life.....and no, don't ask me how I might know, either. Holy over analyzing batman! It's part of a punk song.  Goes like this: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat. I fucked your mom.
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Posted: 9/15/2010 5:20:40 AM EDT
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"Yesssssss. Let the hate FLOW through you!!" http://www.buzzflash.com/analysis/04/09/images/02emperor350.jpg Ok, I will... Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mutherfucker tits That aint hate. It's Tourettes. |
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Posted: 9/15/2010 5:35:02 AM EDT
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No. Why don't you just fucking tell me how you know, asshole. You already called your own attention-whoring ass out, so why do you need my affirmation? Are you really that god damn conceited? Do you really need my recognition? Why don't you just finish the motherfucking story, you self-aggrandizing fuckfaced douchebag? 
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Posted: 9/15/2010 5:41:30 AM EDT
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7/10
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Posted: 9/15/2010 5:42:08 AM EDT
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Quoted: I decided to give people my guesses, in machine gun fashion.Guess who I saw at the store today! <long pause as I stare at the wife waiting for her to tell me who the fuck she saw at the damn store today> Who? You'll never guess! We'll then just tell me. <in cranky tone> (Someone I've never heard of)!!! Can you believe it?!? In 10 seconds it goes from "Guess!" to "Shut up and listen!"  |
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Posted: 9/15/2010 5:46:15 AM EDT
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Pointless thread is pointless.
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Posted: 9/15/2010 5:58:42 AM EDT
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Pointless thread is pointless. What's your point? TRG |
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Posted: 9/15/2010 6:06:42 AM EDT
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And again it affirmed that gd is a strange and wonderful place.
Have a nice day. 
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Posted: 9/15/2010 6:59:37 AM EDT
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Ask me how I know.
We had one of these douchebags in the dorm my freshman year. Consistant use of "Because your mom's a whore?" as a reply seemed to help this behavior resolve. |
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Posted: 9/15/2010 7:01:51 AM EDT
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so, your wife go to a pool party?
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Posted: 9/15/2010 7:10:25 AM EDT
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I decided to give people my guesses, in machine gun fashion.
Guess who I saw at the store today! <long pause as I stare at the wife waiting for her to tell me who the fuck she saw at the damn store today> Who? You'll never guess! We'll then just tell me. <in cranky tone> (Someone I've never heard of)!!! Can you believe it?!? In 10 seconds it goes from "Guess!" to "Shut up and listen!"
"John Couger Meloncamp? Anson Williams, TV's "Potsie"? Sarah Palin? Me? Juan Carlos I? The ghost of Tip O'Neill?" |
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Posted: 9/15/2010 4:29:32 PM EDT
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"Yesssssss. Let the hate FLOW through you!!" http://www.buzzflash.com/analysis/04/09/images/02emperor350.jpg Ok, I will... Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mutherfucker tits Tits themselves are not ordinarily associated with hatred. While one may loathe the bearer of a given set of jugs, the jugs themselves aren't the focus of the blame. Most of us have met a boobbearer worthy of spite and scorn, who has an admirable rack o'lust pillows just the same. My former wife comes to mind. She's definitely the Mayor of Hooterville, yet I'd be hard-pressed to provide enough urine to douse any conflagration set upon her person. Let us all agree that women's breastusses are worthy of our admiration and great longing, regardless of to whom they may be attached. It is my understanding Nancy Pelosi had some audacious sweaterguns at one point in her life.....and no, don't ask me how I might know, either. Holy over analyzing batman! It's part of a punk song. Goes like this: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat. I fucked your mom.No it was part of George Carlin's act. |
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