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Posted: 9/14/2010 1:05:30 PM EDT

In honor of the sports gal thread and the discourse on asses I present this for your consideration.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:06:05 PM EDT

[#1]

Never again.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:06:15 PM EDT

[#2]

yes

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:06:33 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Never again.

Do tell?

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:06:51 PM EDT

[#4]

that is illegal in iran

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:07:03 PM EDT

[#5]

Yes, until my junk either broke off or I died of myocardial infarction.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:07:04 PM EDT

[#6]

tag

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:08:32 PM EDT

[#7]

Oh hell yes!

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:09:07 PM EDT

[#8]

uuuhhhhhh.... drum door.... uhhhhhhh.... screen..... hurricane.... uhhhhh....

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:09:17 PM EDT

[#9]

Golly!

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:10:12 PM EDT

[#10]

all day.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:10:12 PM EDT

[#11]

That, sir, is an ass. An epic ass that could start wars, put men on Mars, and cure the common cold.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:10:47 PM EDT

[#12]

I would hit that hard for three days straight!

of course, most of arfcom will say that she's too fat.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:12:08 PM EDT

[#13]

Yessir, I would.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:12:13 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
I would hit that hard for three days straight!

of course, most of arfcom will say that she's too fat.

Fat? You could bounce quarters off that ass!

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:12:26 PM EDT

[#15]

She has knobby knees.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:12:34 PM EDT

[#16]

Have you ever seen a pitbull fight a squirrel?

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:13:21 PM EDT

[#17]

HELLZ YEAH!

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:16:05 PM EDT

[#18]

I'd let her try her damnedest to break my pelvis

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:16:28 PM EDT

[#19]

I'd slap it until it was as black and blue as a Car Panthers uniform

I'd squeeze it until all the juice was out like an orange

I'd pound like I was tenderizing a piece of meat for Jesus himself on Christmas.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:16:39 PM EDT

[#20]

Hit and run.

An ass that epic is not something you want to see when it turns 40. 5 bucks says her mom is as wide as a Prius.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:17:08 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

uuuhhhhhh.... drum door.... uhhhhhhh.... screen..... hurricane.... uhhhhh....

What he said!!

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:17:15 PM EDT

[#22]

Something about a mentally disadvantaged kid in the middle of a hurricane somehow playing drums on a screen door.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:17:40 PM EDT

[#23]

Why do I have a craving for tossed salad?? Weird.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:19:06 PM EDT

[#24]

Retaded hurricane's screen doors's drum set

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:19:48 PM EDT

[#25]

I think I just did!

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:20:32 PM EDT

[#26]

She has curves in places other women don't have places.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:21:04 PM EDT

[#27]

like a pitt bull on a toddler

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:21:44 PM EDT

[#28]

I want to slap that ass.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:22:19 PM EDT

[#29]

Like the fist of an angry God.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:23:05 PM EDT

[#30]

Based on her ass alone, I would tap. It would be a damn shame though if her tits weren't equally as epic, or she had a butter face.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:27:45 PM EDT

[#31]

Did you see she has a toe next to the little toe that is way long like a circus freak,hell no !

Only kidding ,I'd go after that like a mouse that gets cocaine for running through the maze to get more cocaine.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:28:53 PM EDT

[#32]

Oh yeah.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:31:00 PM EDT

[#33]

Wow.

I'd love to see the rest of that chick. She is awesome.

And yes, I would hit it at least three times.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:31:45 PM EDT

[#34]

ghetto booty. not fat though.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:31:53 PM EDT

[#35]

Just look at those sharp knees...

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:33:19 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
like a pitt bull on a toddler

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:33:28 PM EDT

[#37]

DONT BOTHER ME I FAPPING

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:33:40 PM EDT

[#38]

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:34:25 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
that is illegal in iran

Maybe so but, fortunately, America ain't Iran.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:35:21 PM EDT

[#40]

I would crawl four miles nekkid on broken glass just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:35:52 PM EDT

[#41]

Oh my

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:36:02 PM EDT

[#42]

like bobby beats whitney.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:37:29 PM EDT

[#43]

Poop thread?

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:37:57 PM EDT

[#44]

I'd wreck that shit.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:38:11 PM EDT

[#45]

Looks good from here.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:38:41 PM EDT

[#46]

If any guy here says no then he's got the ghey.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:39:56 PM EDT

[#47]

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:44:27 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:

uuuhhhhhh.... drum door.... uhhhhhhh.... screen..... hurricane.... uhhhhh....

What he said!!

This. Hammer, fist, angry deity. Drum door, hurricane, screen set, retard. Or something to that effect.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:45:10 PM EDT

[#49]

That's a beautiful ass.

Posted: 9/14/2010 1:46:14 PM EDT

[#50]

while the wife watched....

j/k....I'd ask her to join in.........

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