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Posted: 9/14/2010 1:05:30 PM EDT
In honor of the sports gal thread and the discourse on asses I present this for your consideration.

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:06:05 PM EDT
Never again.

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:06:15 PM EDT
yes
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:06:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By the_ak_kid:
Never again.



Do tell?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:06:51 PM EDT
that is illegal in iran
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:07:03 PM EDT
Yes, until my junk either broke off or I died of myocardial infarction.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:07:04 PM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:08:32 PM EDT
Oh hell yes!

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:09:07 PM EDT
uuuhhhhhh.... drum door.... uhhhhhhh.... screen..... hurricane.... uhhhhh....
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:09:17 PM EDT
Golly!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:10:12 PM EDT
all day.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:10:12 PM EDT
That, sir, is an ass. An epic ass that could start wars, put men on Mars, and cure the common cold.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:10:47 PM EDT
I would hit that hard for three days straight!

of course, most of arfcom will say that she's too fat.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:12:08 PM EDT
Yessir, I would.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:12:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lon_Moer:
I would hit that hard for three days straight!

of course, most of arfcom will say that she's too fat.


Fat? You could bounce quarters off that ass!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:12:26 PM EDT
She has knobby knees.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:12:34 PM EDT
Have you ever seen a pitbull fight a squirrel?

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:13:21 PM EDT
HELLZ YEAH!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:16:05 PM EDT
I'd let her try her damnedest to break my pelvis
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:16:28 PM EDT
I'd slap it until it was as black and blue as a Car Panthers uniform

I'd squeeze it until all the juice was out like an orange

I'd pound like I was tenderizing a piece of meat for Jesus himself on Christmas.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:16:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 1:19:04 PM EDT by lower7]
Hit and run.

An ass that epic is not something you want to see when it turns 40. 5 bucks says her mom is as wide as a Prius.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:17:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sykkone:
uuuhhhhhh.... drum door.... uhhhhhhh.... screen..... hurricane.... uhhhhh....

What he said!!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:17:15 PM EDT
Something about a mentally disadvantaged kid in the middle of a hurricane somehow playing drums on a screen door.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:17:40 PM EDT
Why do I have a craving for tossed salad?? Weird.







Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:19:06 PM EDT
Retaded hurricane's screen doors's drum set
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:19:48 PM EDT
I think I just did!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:20:32 PM EDT
She has curves in places other women don't have places.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:21:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:21:44 PM EDT
I want to slap that ass.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:22:19 PM EDT
Like the fist of an angry God.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:23:05 PM EDT
Based on her ass alone, I would tap. It would be a damn shame though if her tits weren't equally as epic, or she had a butter face.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:27:45 PM EDT
Did you see she has a toe next to the little toe that is way long like a circus freak,hell no !


Only kidding ,I'd go after that like a mouse that gets cocaine for running through the maze to get more cocaine.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:28:53 PM EDT
Oh yeah.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:31:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 1:34:35 PM EDT by Coltman77]
Wow. I'd love to see the rest of that chick. She is awesome.

And yes, I would hit it at least three times.

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:31:45 PM EDT
ghetto booty. not fat though.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:31:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 1:32:07 PM EDT by Power2thePeople]
Just look at those sharp knees...

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:33:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
like a pitt bull on a toddler


Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:33:28 PM EDT
DONT BOTHER ME I FAPPING
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:33:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:34:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MajorStumpDemon:
that is illegal in iran




Maybe so but, fortunately, America ain't Iran.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:35:21 PM EDT
I would crawl four miles nekkid on broken glass just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:35:52 PM EDT
Oh my
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:36:02 PM EDT
like bobby beats whitney.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:37:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 1:38:08 PM EDT by kcolg30]
Poop thread?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:37:57 PM EDT
I'd wreck that shit.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:38:11 PM EDT
Looks good from here.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:38:41 PM EDT
If any guy here says no then he's got the ghey.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:39:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:44:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LightingLink:

Originally Posted By Sykkone:
uuuhhhhhh.... drum door.... uhhhhhhh.... screen..... hurricane.... uhhhhh....

What he said!!

This. Hammer, fist, angry deity. Drum door, hurricane, screen set, retard. Or something to that effect.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:45:10 PM EDT
That's a beautiful ass.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:46:14 PM EDT
while the wife watched....































j/k....I'd ask her to join in.........
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