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Posted: 9/12/2010 2:35:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 3:02:39 PM EDT by BigBore45]
Every afternoon around 5 P.M. a run down rust eaten ice cream truck rolls through the neighborhood. The dumb fuck never drives less than 20 M.P.H. The poorly clothed and unkept looking driver doesn't like that i stare him down and wave at him. I've seen kids stand out in their front yards waving money and the assclown won't stop. every freakin time I hear the little musical ditty that is crackling out the truck startles me. I don't know why but it always gets a little bit of a jump out of me.

Shit here he comes again , Dammit couldn't find the camera
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:36:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BigBore45:
Every afternoon around 5 P.M. a run down rust eaten ice cream truck rolls through the neighborhood. The dumb fuck never drives less than 20 M.P.H. The poorly clothed and unkept looking driver doesn't like that i stare him down and wave at him. I've seen kids stand out in their front yards waving money and the assclown won't stop. every freakin time I hear the little musical ditty that is crackling out the truck startles me. I don't know why but it always gets a little bit of a jump out of me.

Shit here he comes again , Dammit couldn't find the camera


That just sounds funny.

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:40:40 PM EDT
He's a fucking ex con just pulling his shift.
Or, he is a Pedo trolling and the kids in your hood don't appeal to him.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:41:21 PM EDT
Pedo...he's trolling for the kid or two that will follow him out of view...
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:42:15 PM EDT
Selling dope?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:42:29 PM EDT
I always wanted to buy an old ice cream truck, but sell liquor out of it and play "Little Brown Jug" on the PA.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:42:31 PM EDT
1. What kind of person would drive an ice cream truck in the first place?

2. How could anyone's brain withstand hearing that music for hours without some some induced insanity?

3. See #1 above.


Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:43:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
He's a fucking ex con just pulling his shift.
Or, he is a Pedo trolling and the kids in your hood don't appeal to him.


Yep, those kids aren't hot enough.......Wait, what?!?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:52:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SFENDER:
Selling dope?


Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:56:54 PM EDT
Put on some music and start dancing your way out there. That might catch his attention.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:59:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By zomgpenguins:
Put on some music and start dancing your way out there. That might catch his attention.


Make sure you get dressed up nice and pretty for him.



Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:59:48 PM EDT
how is azz different than ass?


Rules are pointless when the work around is so trvial
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:00:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SFENDER:
Selling dope?

Hey man! You wanna Big Stick?!


Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:00:25 PM EDT
Found camera but not in time .
a pic of my front yard cause i'm bored



Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:04:21 PM EDT
There's one that runs around in the neighborhood where our ambulance station is located (which is a ghetto). It plays a fucked up version of "Turkey in the Straw" that drives me nuts. I frequently fantasize about and have vivid mental images of launching an RPG into the side of it, blowing ice cream all over the little kids that come running out of the hatchery after it.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:07:37 PM EDT

Now this is an Ice Cream Truck

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:08:11 PM EDT
This thing plays a circus tune that reminds me of clowns. i hate fucking clowns
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:10:00 PM EDT
tell the kids the truck plays music when it is out of ice cream
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:10:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dumpster_Baby:
1. What kind of person would drive an ice cream truck in the first place?

2. How could anyone's brain withstand hearing that music for hours without some some induced insanity?

3. See #1 above.



I'd blow my brains out.

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:12:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By zomgpenguins:
Put on some music and start dancing your way out there. That might catch his attention.


Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:13:51 PM EDT
spike strips [/thread]

just make sure you place them far enough away from your house you wont have to hear the music cause you know the dumbass wont be smart enough to turn it off....
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:21:40 PM EDT
Bet he doesn't have any ice cream in that truck...

He's an assclown, literally
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:24:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DSRV:

Now this is an Ice Cream Truck

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt206/ramjet_02/o760wh.jpg

No, THIS is an ice cream truck!



Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:40:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 3:44:37 PM EDT by piccolo]
It is the ghost of Michael Jackson trolling for tooshy.


About 15 years ago our local ice cream guy flipped out about this time of year.

What a trip! He was carted off bombed out of his mind and they found umpteen whisky bottles in the truck.

I ought to post the tale sometime.

The poor bastard hadn't taken a day off since April 15th or so and had to listen to dopey ice cream music 10 hours a day.

If I were a juror, he'd have gotten off by reason of temporary insanity.
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