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Posted: 9/12/2010 12:45:58 AM EDT
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Only slightly not-as-bad was Ironweed.
No plot at all... just a bunch of people during the Depression. |
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You want bad? Here ya go........
Horror of the Blood Monsters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExHAAjhyZ8&ob=av1n You can thank me later. |
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Manos: The Hands of Fate.
It goes past the four stages of bad. 1. It's just bad. 2. It's so bad it's good. 3. It's so bad it's awful. 4. It's so bad it's good. 5. Manos. Edit: Turtle cam is not Plan 9. |
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Quoted: Manos: The Hands of Fate. It goes past the four stages of bad. 1. It's just bad. 2. It's so bad it's good. 3. It's so bad it's awful. 4. It's so bad it's good. 5. Manos. Edit: Turtle cam is not Plan 9. Sorry. I took the link straight of the page. It was franks something or other. If the broadcaster takes the channel down, Veetle defaults to another channel. The turtle cam is arguably the biggest page on that site. Not sure why I'm watching NIGHT_FLIGHT otherwise known as public domain theater. Some 1930's? sea epic with Charles Laughton. |
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Quoted: http://lisatrust.freewinds.be/images/be-wp-02.jpg With a fitting review quoted from the Washington Post. Yeah but I think the post is about bad in a GOOD way not this piece of crap..... |
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"Silent Hill" is at the top of my list of movies that sucked the most out of any I've ever seen.
It's a bunch of incomprehensible crap mixed with CGI effects. For once, I'll say that the CGI effects represent a monumental waste of computer time. CJ |
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Quoted: http://lisatrust.freewinds.be/images/be-wp-02.jpg With a fitting review quoted from the Washington Post. I was wondering why this was a big red x and then I went to the URL of the picture and got this. You were landed on this page because you are using Microsoft Internet Explorer. Nothing wrong with that, really, except that this particular browser is not welcome on this particular server. Webmaster's whim, if you want the easy explanation. The more complex explanation has to do with Microsoft's monopolistic ambitions and the simple measures that people like you and I can take against the arrogant rhino from Redmond. If the information you were trying to access is worth your trouble, you can install Firefox, Opera, Safari or any other browser you want, and then come back. If, on the other hand, you feel that's too much hassle, then obviously you can live just as happily without the information you were trying to access. In that case, off you go to the next site. This approach is known as "Microsoft manners" and works very well, as Microsoft itself has been proving all along. Note: if you still use Netscape 8, you must set it to Firefox mode, not Internet Explorer mode. See here how to do that. The webmaster. |
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FearDotCom sucked donkey balls! I've been angry while in the theater before, but I've never been angry at the MOVIE for being so stupid before.
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I know there are worse movies, but "Escape From LA" just sticks in my mind.
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They Saved Hitler's Brain.
Started out as a 1950's flick. Nazis take Hitler's head in a glass jar and hide out in the Amazon until they can resurrect him, and the Third Reich. Project didn't get finished. In 1966, some UCLA students added some additional footage. Horrible acting, continuity, script, and it looks like they blew their entire $500 film budget on one special effect (blowing up a Volkswagen). Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. First saw this one as a "white elephant" Christmas gift. A "Friend" (not anymore, after this movie!) gave it to us with a note attached saying, "Bet you can't watch this more than once." He was right. |
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Quoted: Hercules in New York Arnold's first movie (billed as Arnold Strong) http://www.impawards.com/1970/posters/hercules_in_new_york_ver3.jpg http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/hercules-inny.jpg So you are saying I am not missing anything by having never seen it? |
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"Born Losers"
First "Billy Jack" movie. . . At first I was like , then I was like . . . and then I was like So bad. . . it's good. . . |
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"Officer and a Gentleman".
I didn't go out with the wife for two weeks after she made me sit through that GARBAGE!! |
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PIerce Brosnan - "The Detonator" and I think they even made a sequel. Worst movie I've ever rented.
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I like that movie...worst movie? I guess I will say 'the deer hunter' ...I didn't think that would EVER end.
"Officer and a Gentleman". I didn't go out with the wife for two weeks after she made me sit through that GARBAGE!! |
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Wut? Hell comes to Frog Town and Buckaroo Bonzai are excellent! (Frogtown is the Roddy Piper movie right?)
Now if you picked Eraserhead I'd be like "Hell yeah, movie sucks donkey balls!" |
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none of these come close to "video wars."
and for contemporary schlock, i nominate "evil alien conquerors." |
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I like that movie...worst movie? I guess I will say 'the deer hunter' ...I didn't think that would EVER end.
"Officer and a Gentleman". I didn't go out with the wife for two weeks after she made me sit through that GARBAGE!! Which means we should never go to the movies together!! |
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Buckaroo Bonzai The deuce you say! Go sit in the corner. |
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Quoted: http://lisatrust.freewinds.be/images/be-wp-02.jpg With a fitting review quoted from the Washington Post. I actually kinda liked battlefield earth It was so bad it actually kinda crossed over to being entertaining. Also cheese and scientology. |
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'the deer hunter' Wow. Really? I guess that's why Baskin Robbins makes 31 flavors. I thought "The Deer Hunter" was brilliant. |
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"Silent Hill" is at the top of my list of movies that sucked the most out of any I've ever seen. It's a bunch of incomprehensible crap mixed with CGI effects. For once, I'll say that the CGI effects represent a monumental waste of computer time. CJ Really?! I fucking loved Silent Hill. I was a gamer though, so maybe that's why...? |
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The inaugural film for Mystery Science Theater 3000; The Crawling Eye. http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/the%20crawling%20eye.jpg http://www.videodetective.com/photos/286/012049_16.jpg Love TCE. It's also my favorite "new" Misfits song. |
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The inaugural film for Mystery Science Theater 3000; The Crawling Eye. http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/the%20crawling%20eye.jpg http://www.videodetective.com/photos/286/012049_16.jpg Love TCE. It's also my favorite "new" Misfits song. I grew up in the 1950s; the decade of some of the worst Sci-Fi movies ever made. I loved seeing each and every one of them in the movies as a kid. I picked TCE from the bunch because it was the first movie featured on MST 3000. This one actually had me terrified. |
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Quoted: Wut? Hell comes to Frog Town and Buckaroo Bonzai are excellent! (Frogtown is the Roddy Piper movie right?) Now if you picked Eraserhead I'd be like "Hell yeah, movie sucks donkey balls!" I agree that it was excellent. It was so bad, it couldn't be anything other than excellent. |
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I found a better movie. Impact is a 1949 film noir starring Brian Donlevy and Ella Raines. It was filmed entirely in California and included scenes at San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf. The film was based on a story by film noir writer Jay Dratler. Millionaire industrialist Walter Williams has a young wife, Irene, who is trying to kill him with the help of her young lover, Jim Torrance. The plan falls apart when Williams survives a hit on the head from the would-be killer. Torrance flees the scene in Williams' car but dies in a head-on collision. At this point, it is believed that Williams was the driver. The dazed Williams ends up in a small town in Idaho. He gets a job as a service station mechanic and falls in love with Marsha, the station's owner. Meanwhile, the police arrest Williams' wife for his "murder." Marsha eventually persuades Walter to go back to clear his wife, but he is charged with the murder of the lover. That leaves Marsha and a kindly police detective named Quincy scrambling to prove his innocence. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impact_%281949_film%29 Playing on NIGHT_FLIGHT on Veetle http://www.veetle.com/index.php/channel/view#4c3437f87a999 AKA Public domain theater |
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NONE of the above movies were supposed to be anything but "B" movies.
"Ironweed" was supposed to be da bomb, and in fact it swept the prizes that year, but it was the awfullest waste of celluoid I ever watched. |
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I present to you the absolute worst movie ever made, hands down, bar none...
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats It's about a cursed bed that eats people. Yeah, that's pretty much the entire plot. Plan 9 has nothing on this turd. You can find a hilarious review about it here: http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/01/28/death-bed-the-bed-that-eats.aspx |
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