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Posted: 9/12/2010 12:45:58 AM EDT

On Veetle. Be there or be square

http://www.veetle.com/index.php/channel/view#4c2adb91303af

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:06:44 AM EDT
Only slightly not-as-bad was Ironweed.

No plot at all... just a bunch of people during the Depression.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:11:23 AM EDT
You want bad? Here ya go........

Horror of the Blood Monsters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExHAAjhyZ8&ob=av1n

You can thank me later.


Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:38:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 2:40:48 AM EDT by Credge]
Manos: The Hands of Fate.

It goes past the four stages of bad.

1. It's just bad.

2. It's so bad it's good.

3. It's so bad it's awful.

4. It's so bad it's good.

5. Manos.

Edit: Turtle cam is not Plan 9.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:00:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 3:09:46 AM EDT by ZekeMenuar]

Originally Posted By Credge:
Manos: The Hands of Fate.

It goes past the four stages of bad.

1. It's just bad.

2. It's so bad it's good.

3. It's so bad it's awful.

4. It's so bad it's good.

5. Manos.

Edit: Turtle cam is not Plan 9.

Sorry. I took the link straight of the page. It was franks something or other.
If the broadcaster takes the channel down, Veetle defaults to another channel.

The turtle cam is arguably the biggest page on that site. Not sure why

I'm watching NIGHT_FLIGHT otherwise known as public domain theater.
Some 1930's? sea epic with Charles Laughton.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:52:27 AM EDT


With a fitting review quoted from the Washington Post.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:25:15 AM EDT
Zardoz

Buckaroo Bonzai
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:46:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CPTI:
http://lisatrust.freewinds.be/images/be-wp-02.jpg

With a fitting review quoted from the Washington Post.

Yeah but I think the post is about bad in a GOOD way not this piece of crap.....
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:50:48 AM EDT
"Silent Hill" is at the top of my list of movies that sucked the most out of any I've ever seen.
It's a bunch of incomprehensible crap mixed with CGI effects. For once, I'll say that the CGI effects represent
a monumental waste of computer time.


CJ
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:51:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CPTI:
http://lisatrust.freewinds.be/images/be-wp-02.jpg

With a fitting review quoted from the Washington Post.


I was wondering why this was a big red x and then I went to the URL of the picture and got this.

You were landed on this page because you are using Microsoft Internet Explorer. Nothing wrong with that, really, except that this particular browser is not welcome on this particular server. Webmaster's whim, if you want the easy explanation. The more complex explanation has to do with Microsoft's monopolistic ambitions and the simple measures that people like you and I can take against the arrogant rhino from Redmond.
If the information you were trying to access is worth your trouble, you can install Firefox, Opera, Safari or any other browser you want, and then come back. If, on the other hand, you feel that's too much hassle, then obviously you can live just as happily without the information you were trying to access. In that case, off you go to the next site.

This approach is known as "Microsoft manners" and works very well, as Microsoft itself has been proving all along.

Note: if you still use Netscape 8, you must set it to Firefox mode, not Internet Explorer mode. See here how to do that.

The webmaster.





Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:51:50 AM EDT
"The Cat People" starring Natasha Kinsky.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:52:40 AM EDT
FearDotCom sucked donkey balls! I've been angry while in the theater before, but I've never been angry at the MOVIE for being so stupid before.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:54:36 AM EDT
Disaster Zone: Volcano In New York

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:55:21 AM EDT
I know there are worse movies, but "Escape From LA" just sticks in my mind.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:56:12 AM EDT
They Saved Hitler's Brain.

Started out as a 1950's flick. Nazis take Hitler's head in a glass jar and hide out in the Amazon until they can resurrect him, and the Third Reich. Project didn't get finished. In 1966, some UCLA students added some additional footage. Horrible acting, continuity, script, and it looks like they blew their entire $500 film budget on one special effect (blowing up a Volkswagen).

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

First saw this one as a "white elephant" Christmas gift. A "Friend" (not anymore, after this movie!) gave it to us with a note attached saying, "Bet you can't watch this more than once."

He was right.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 5:05:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 5:06:27 AM EDT by ServiceGun]
Hercules in New York

Arnold's first movie (billed as Arnold Strong)



Link Posted: 9/12/2010 6:41:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ServiceGun:
Hercules in New York

Arnold's first movie (billed as Arnold Strong)

http://www.impawards.com/1970/posters/hercules_in_new_york_ver3.jpg

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/hercules-inny.jpg


So you are saying I am not missing anything by having never seen it?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:10:56 AM EDT
Hell Comes to Frogtown. What do I win?


Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:19:16 AM EDT
"Born Losers"

First "Billy Jack" movie. . .

At first I was like , then I was like . . . and then I was like

So bad. . . it's good. . .
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:23:06 AM EDT
"Officer and a Gentleman".

I didn't go out with the wife for two weeks after she made me sit through that GARBAGE!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:24:53 AM EDT
PIerce Brosnan - "The Detonator" and I think they even made a sequel. Worst movie I've ever rented.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:26:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RDak:
"Officer and a Gentleman".

I didn't go out with the wife for two weeks after she made me sit through that GARBAGE!!
I like that movie...worst movie? I guess I will say 'the deer hunter' ...I didn't think that would EVER end.

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:27:55 AM EDT
Wut? Hell comes to Frog Town and Buckaroo Bonzai are excellent! (Frogtown is the Roddy Piper movie right?)

Now if you picked Eraserhead I'd be like "Hell yeah, movie sucks donkey balls!"
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:30:01 AM EDT
none of these come close to "video wars."

and for contemporary schlock, i nominate "evil alien conquerors."
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:31:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
Originally Posted By RDak:
"Officer and a Gentleman".

I didn't go out with the wife for two weeks after she made me sit through that GARBAGE!!
I like that movie...worst movie? I guess I will say 'the deer hunter' ...I didn't think that would EVER end.



Which means we should never go to the movies together!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:33:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Skunkeye:
Buckaroo Bonzai


The deuce you say! Go sit in the corner.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:34:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CPTI:
http://lisatrust.freewinds.be/images/be-wp-02.jpg

With a fitting review quoted from the Washington Post.

I actually kinda liked battlefield earth

It was so bad it actually kinda crossed over to being entertaining.

Also cheese and scientology.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:36:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
'the deer hunter'


Wow. Really?

I guess that's why Baskin Robbins makes 31 flavors.

I thought "The Deer Hunter" was brilliant.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:40:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
"Silent Hill" is at the top of my list of movies that sucked the most out of any I've ever seen.
It's a bunch of incomprehensible crap mixed with CGI effects. For once, I'll say that the CGI effects represent
a monumental waste of computer time.


CJ


Really?! I fucking loved Silent Hill.

I was a gamer though, so maybe that's why...?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:44:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:48:51 AM EDT
The inaugural film for Mystery Science Theater 3000; The Crawling Eye.



Link Posted: 9/12/2010 7:52:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By America-first:
The inaugural film for Mystery Science Theater 3000; The Crawling Eye.

http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/the%20crawling%20eye.jpg

http://www.videodetective.com/photos/286/012049_16.jpg


Love TCE.

It's also my favorite "new" Misfits song.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 8:01:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 8:04:30 AM EDT by America-first]
Originally Posted By runcible:
Originally Posted By America-first:
The inaugural film for Mystery Science Theater 3000; The Crawling Eye.

http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/the%20crawling%20eye.jpg

http://www.videodetective.com/photos/286/012049_16.jpg


Love TCE.

It's also my favorite "new" Misfits song.


I grew up in the 1950s; the decade of some of the worst Sci-Fi movies ever made.

I loved seeing each and every one of them in the movies as a kid.

I picked TCE from the bunch because it was the first movie featured on MST 3000.

This one actually had me terrified.

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 8:04:23 AM EDT
Best movie to laugh at ever!

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 8:05:18 AM EDT
tag for veiwing pleasure.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 8:09:49 AM EDT
If I was the one handing out Academy Awards when I was a kid; this stinker would have won the Oscar hands down.



Link Posted: 9/12/2010 8:16:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kihn:
Wut? Hell comes to Frog Town and Buckaroo Bonzai are excellent! (Frogtown is the Roddy Piper movie right?)

Now if you picked Eraserhead I'd be like "Hell yeah, movie sucks donkey balls!"

I agree that it was excellent. It was so bad, it couldn't be anything other than excellent.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:01:25 AM EDT

I found a better movie.



Impact is a 1949 film noir starring Brian Donlevy and Ella Raines. It was filmed entirely in California and included scenes at San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf. The film was based on a story by film noir writer Jay Dratler.

Millionaire industrialist Walter Williams has a young wife, Irene, who is trying to kill him with the help of her young lover, Jim Torrance. The plan falls apart when Williams survives a hit on the head from the would-be killer. Torrance flees the scene in Williams' car but dies in a head-on collision. At this point, it is believed that Williams was the driver.

The dazed Williams ends up in a small town in Idaho. He gets a job as a service station mechanic and falls in love with Marsha, the station's owner. Meanwhile, the police arrest Williams' wife for his "murder." Marsha eventually persuades Walter to go back to clear his wife, but he is charged with the murder of the lover. That leaves Marsha and a kindly police detective named Quincy scrambling to prove his innocence.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impact_%281949_film%29

Playing on NIGHT_FLIGHT on Veetle http://www.veetle.com/index.php/channel/view#4c3437f87a999
AKA Public domain theater





Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:11:24 AM EDT
transformers
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:20:49 AM EDT
NONE of the above movies were supposed to be anything but "B" movies.

"Ironweed" was supposed to be da bomb, and in fact it swept the prizes that year, but it was the awfullest waste of celluoid I ever watched.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:27:15 AM EDT
Solaris (2002) Starring George Clooney!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 1:42:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2010 1:47:24 AM EDT by Snowleopard]
Star Crash

even Caroline Munroe could not save it!

And while this one has been raked over the coals,

I rather liked it.

But as bad as it was, it was nowhere as near as bad as..............


Some movies rate as "bad" because they put more breast into it than script. Catch is, in the first two, they at least tried, they were trying somewhat to get into character.......the last one, they should have been shafted for being so wooden!
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("You know, my son, I wouldn't be Emperor of the Galaxy if I didn't have a few powers at my disposal. Imperial Battleship, halt the flow of time!"––The Emperor, (wtte), "Star Crash")
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 2:15:12 AM EDT

Link Posted: 9/13/2010 2:43:21 AM EDT
I'll see your "The Woman Eater" and raise you



We're talking bad. Really, really, bad On the upside, there's not a lot of silicone.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 1:55:02 PM EDT
I present to you the absolute worst movie ever made, hands down, bar none...

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

It's about a cursed bed that eats people. Yeah, that's pretty much the entire plot. Plan 9 has nothing on this turd. You can find a hilarious review about it here: http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/01/28/death-bed-the-bed-that-eats.aspx
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