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Posted: 9/10/2010 3:41:47 PM EDT
I'm eatin' a fried bologna sandwich and watching NASCAR on a Friday night. Am I a redneck?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:42:52 PM EDT
a-yup
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:42:54 PM EDT
might be
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:43:39 PM EDT
Do you have a couch on your porch?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:44:41 PM EDT
Dang it all, now I want a fried bologna sammich and I ain't not none.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:44:43 PM EDT
Well, the sandwich has yellow mustard and mayonaisse on it. If I were a redneck, wouldn't I be usin' Miracle Whip instead?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:45:13 PM EDT
Do directions to your house include the phrase, "Turn off the paved road?"
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:45:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Darrellbear:
I'm eatin' a fried bologna sandwich and watching NASCAR on a Friday night. Am I a redneck?


if you have to ask then you are
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:46:44 PM EDT
Rednecks......
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:51:01 PM EDT
Sounds bad, try to schedule some time at the library or museum, listen to some classical music and stay well away from your sister.

It might still be treatable.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:51:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Terrato:
Do directions to your house include the phrase, "Turn off the paved road?"

Actually...yes
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:52:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Do you have a couch on your porch?


And a cousin on your lap?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:54:37 PM EDT
I reckon Bubba. Finish that samminch and go bang your sister.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:56:55 PM EDT
are you your own grandfather?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:59:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Darrellbear:
I'm eatin' a fried bologna sandwich and watching NASCAR on a Friday night. Am I a redneck?


Only if you chase it with a "Keystone Light"
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:00:50 PM EDT
I have been on my journey to become a redneck ever since I was 12. grew up in Southern California. then at 13 the family moved to a city just south of Houston Texas where my redneck training began.

now I live in a doublewide on 10 acres in the backwoods of Missouri. I have a pickup truck with big mud tires, an old camouflage chevy blazer covered with gun stickers, and a 12 foot aluminum fishing boat. I also have an old toilet on the back porch as a planter. I have a .44 revolver, a .30-06 huntin rifle, a .45 lever gun and one wall of the barn is full of fishin rods.


I still need some dogs though.



and fried bologna sounds good right now. maybe with a side of mac and cheese on some wonder bread.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:04:42 PM EDT
I dunno.

Are you and your sister makin' eyes at each other?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:13:44 PM EDT
Well... I did give my sister a pearl necklace once. Hey, it was a necklace made of real pearls.

You may be a redneck if your momma don't take the Marlboro Light from between her lips before she tells the state trooper to kiss her ass.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:14:47 PM EDT
You may be a redneck if your kids take shoeboxes to the beach so they can make "sand trailers".
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:16:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Darrellbear:
I'm eatin' a fried bologna sandwich and watching NASCAR on a Friday night. Am I a redneck?


FAIL due to a lack of PBR being mentioned as the refreshment being served.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:17:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 4:17:52 PM EDT by dsteelman]
Youre only a redneck if you have at least one pair of horseshoes in your truck

ETA: I qualify
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:18:53 PM EDT
I think you're confused and are using Redneck when it sounds more like you are a Hillbilly.
There is a difference, just saying.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:21:43 PM EDT
If you're not a redneck, you're missing a good chance to be.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:27:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR-10Operator:
I think you're confused and are using Redneck when it sounds more like you are a Hillbilly.
There is a difference, just saying.


Well, that's a good point, actually. I was born and raised a hillbilly.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 4:28:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Darrellbear:
I'm eatin' a fried bologna sandwich and watching NASCAR on a Friday night. Am I a redneck?


Only if you're wearing overalls without a shirt underneath and sporting a mullet.
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