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Posted: 9/10/2010 3:41:47 PM EDT

I'm eatin' a fried bologna sandwich and watching NASCAR on a Friday night. Am I a redneck?

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:42:52 PM EDT

[#1]

a-yup

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:42:54 PM EDT

[#2]

might be

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:43:39 PM EDT

[#3]

Do you have a couch on your porch?

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:44:41 PM EDT

[#4]

Dang it all, now I want a fried bologna sammich and I ain't not none.

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:44:43 PM EDT

[#5]

Well, the sandwich has yellow mustard and mayonaisse on it. If I were a redneck, wouldn't I be usin' Miracle Whip instead?

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:45:13 PM EDT

[#6]

Do directions to your house include the phrase, "Turn off the paved road?"

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:45:23 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I'm eatin' a fried bologna sandwich and watching NASCAR on a Friday night. Am I a redneck?

if you have to ask then you are

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:46:44 PM EDT

[#8]

Rednecks......

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:51:01 PM EDT

[#9]

Sounds bad, try to schedule some time at the library or museum, listen to some classical music and stay well away from your sister.

It might still be treatable.

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:51:44 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Do directions to your house include the phrase, "Turn off the paved road?"

Actually...yes

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:52:13 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Do you have a couch on your porch?

And a cousin on your lap?

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:54:37 PM EDT

[#12]

I reckon Bubba. Finish that samminch and go bang your sister.

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:56:55 PM EDT

[#13]

are you your own grandfather?

Posted: 9/10/2010 3:59:04 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
I'm eatin' a fried bologna sandwich and watching NASCAR on a Friday night. Am I a redneck?

Only if you chase it with a "Keystone Light"

Posted: 9/10/2010 4:00:50 PM EDT

[#15]

I have been on my journey to become a redneck ever since I was 12. grew up in Southern California. then at 13 the family moved to a city just south of Houston Texas where my redneck training began.

now I live in a doublewide on 10 acres in the backwoods of Missouri. I have a pickup truck with big mud tires, an old camouflage chevy blazer covered with gun stickers, and a 12 foot aluminum fishing boat. I also have an old toilet on the back porch as a planter. I have a .44 revolver, a .30-06 huntin rifle, a .45 lever gun and one wall of the barn is full of fishin rods.

I still need some dogs though.
and fried bologna sounds good right now. maybe with a side of mac and cheese on some wonder bread.

Posted: 9/10/2010 4:04:42 PM EDT

[#16]

I dunno.

Are you and your sister makin' eyes at each other?

Posted: 9/10/2010 4:13:44 PM EDT

[#17]

Well... I did give my sister a pearl necklace once.

Hey, it was a necklace made of real pearls.

You may be a redneck if your momma don't take the Marlboro Light from between her lips before she tells the state trooper to kiss her ass.

Posted: 9/10/2010 4:14:47 PM EDT

[#18]

You may be a redneck if your kids take shoeboxes to the beach so they can make "sand trailers".

Posted: 9/10/2010 4:16:17 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I'm eatin' a fried bologna sandwich and watching NASCAR on a Friday night. Am I a redneck?

FAIL due to a lack of PBR being mentioned as the refreshment being served.

Posted: 9/10/2010 4:17:33 PM EDT

[#20]

Youre only a redneck if you have at least one pair of horseshoes in your truck

ETA: I qualify

Posted: 9/10/2010 4:18:53 PM EDT

[#21]

I think you're confused and are using Redneck when it sounds more like you are a Hillbilly.
There is a difference, just saying.

Posted: 9/10/2010 4:21:43 PM EDT

[#22]

If you're not a redneck, you're missing a good chance to be.

Posted: 9/10/2010 4:27:21 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I think you're confused and are using Redneck when it sounds more like you are a Hillbilly.
There is a difference, just saying.

Well, that's a good point, actually. I was born and raised a hillbilly.

Posted: 9/10/2010 4:28:29 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
I'm eatin' a fried bologna sandwich and watching NASCAR on a Friday night. Am I a redneck?

Only if you're wearing overalls without a shirt underneath and sporting a mullet.

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