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Posted: 9/9/2010 9:49:08 PM EDT
Let's see if I got this right....

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

* A JOB
* A DRIVERS LICENSE
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
* WELFARE
* FOOD STAMPS
* CREDIT CARDS
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE
* FREE EDUCATION
* FREE HEALTH CARE
* A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* YOU CAN SUE AND TAKE SOMEONE'S PROPERTY AWAY
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
* AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:24:50 PM EDT
We are a government of pussies. Nobody does the right thing anymore. Been that way since 1776.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:39:50 PM EDT
Reciprocity would be better.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 11:26:06 PM EDT
Don't forget the 10+ year prison sentence for crossing the mexican border.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 11:27:30 PM EDT
Preach'in to the choir brotha
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 5:52:21 AM EDT
Never gonna change till you start prosecuting the people who hire them, Make it more expensive to hire them than it is to hire American legal workers and the problem will be over very quickly.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:02:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By phurba:
Don't forget the 10+ year prison sentence for crossing the mexican border.


and it wouldnt even make the news here.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 10:49:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By phurba:
Don't forget the 10+ year prison sentence for crossing the mexican border.


If you're not shot first that is.
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