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Posted: 9/9/2010 8:42:13 AM EDT
The wife just said to my 2.5 year old.



I poked my head around the corner to see what was the commotion.  



The door to the safe is open in the office/pantry where my toy box is stored while she is reviewing some documents stored therein.  The little man was giving the rifles kisses.  



Where the kid gets that crap from, I'll never know.  
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:44:11 AM EDT
[#1]
You will get a visit from CPS when he mentions in public that he likes to kiss Daddy's gun.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:44:56 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
You will get a visit from CPS when he mentions in public that he likes to kiss Daddy's gun.


And away we go.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:45:32 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
You will get a visit from CPS when he mentions in public that he likes to kiss Daddy's gun.


Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:45:35 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:

Where the kid gets that crap from, I'll never know.  



He's probably been watching you.

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:48:06 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Where the kid gets that crap from, I'll never know.  



He's probably been watching you.



Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:50:31 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
You will get a visit from CPS when he mentions in public that he likes to kiss Daddy's gun.


Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:52:40 AM EDT
[#7]
That is awesome.

Sounds like your kid knows what's up.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:53:33 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Where the kid gets that crap from, I'll never know.  



He's probably been watching you.





"From you, alright !  I learned it by watching you."
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:54:32 AM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:



Quoted:



Where the kid gets that crap from, I'll never know.  






He's probably been watching you.











Sometimes they need affection.  What can I say, I give give give until it hurts.  



 
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:54:51 AM EDT
[#10]
May he's tasting them so he can tell yours in the dark.





wait, that doesn't sound right.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:04:14 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
You will get a visit from CPS when he mentions in public that he likes to kiss Daddy's gun.


"Daddy's gun tastes like oil and seal pee!"   - to CPS investigator  
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:10:42 AM EDT
[#12]
is he reciting the creed in his sleep yet?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:13:47 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Quoted:

Where the kid gets that crap from, I'll never know.  



He's probably been watching you.





"From you, alright !  I learned it by watching you."


I damn near choked laughing!

TRG
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