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Make pickles.
It's easy.
Made some today. It's super easy.
It is not easy to make e.g. genuine dill/sour pickles. It is easy to make fake ("fresh pack") pickles.
Fake pickles (like the kind that are most often sold in jars in stores) are basically just cucumbers cooked and marinated in vinegar. Real pickles don't use vinegar (or they very little). They are fermented in a salt brine over a period of a couple of weeks. The sourness comes from the sugars in the pickle turning to lactic acid during the fermentation process. With fake pickles on the other hand, the sourness comes from the acetic acid in the vinegar.
Real pickles tend to be stronger and saltier than fake pickles. They are awesome, but are often hard to find in stores (and even harder to make with good results). If you can find some in your area, try
Heinz Premium Genuine Dill Pickles. If you've never had a real dill pickle you'll be amazed. These things make a typical fake "fresh pack" pickle (e.g. Vlasic or Claussen) taste like water.
O.K.
I don't make pickles anything like you described, and they are certainly as "real" as any other.
There is a reason that only pickles made in the traditional way (fermentation in a salt brine) can be labeled as "genuine"; while others can't be (they usually use the term "fresh pack" which is a euphemism for "not genuine"). BTW, I'm speaking specifically of dill and/or sour pickles. I don't know if the concept of "genuine" is even applicable to weird pickles like "bread and butter pickles" or "mustard pickles".
What are you, the pickle police?
I didn't define the terms.
Pickles come in many varieties, they're all "genuine."
No, they're not.
"The old-fashioned way of making dill pickles, fermenting cucumbers in a salt-brine, produces the type of dill pickle commercial picklers call a "genuine dill pickle." While you preserve most other kinds of pickles by using acetic acid present in vinegar, this type of dill pickle is preserved by lactic acid produced during a fermentation process that takes place over several weeks."
A similar thing applies to cheese. Something like Kraft Singles may colloquially be referred to as cheese, but it is actually "processed cheese" (AKA: "cheese food").
The OP didn't even ask about anything specifically related to pickles, or their history; just what to do with extra cucumbers.
My pickles are easy to make, delicious, and get rid of your excess cucumbers. I don't care if you approve, or think they're "real."
I was addressing your "super easy" claim about making "pickles". Using shortcut methods that result in something that is not genuine often is "easy". I was pointing out that while it may be easy to make pickles using the time-saving "fresh pack" method, it is not easy to make genuine pickles. I also pointed out that genuine pickles taste very different than "fresh pack" pickles, and that a lot of people have never even had them; and may be worth trying some.