Posted: 8/31/2010 10:23:12 PM EDT
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Background, were good friends, working together for over a year, closely.
Were both into pranking each other (we can both take it and give it pretty well) Lately shes been doing little stuff, and I have held off. Now shes saying she wants me to get her back, I explained whatever I did it would be big. And she said shes ready for anything. So I could always go with putting her truck on blocks, shrink wraping the truck, yatta yatta yatta, but I want something really good and new. Lets keep the damage to a minimum here, and preferabbly no physical harm either. |
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hey, first things first http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1083922&light= |
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Between that thread and this one it sounds like she's giving you the biggest hint to bang her brains out. Get some! 
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Spanking, or pRanking?
Okey dokey, here's an oldie but goodie: Put a very obvious bucket of water on top of her door. You know, so that it'll spill on her when she opens the door. When she carefully takes the bucket down she'll dump it in the bathroom sink.... ...only to discover that you've removed the drain pipe! 
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Urban dictionary defines panking as in wanking while on shitter or wanking in public...  Urban Dictionary definition
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She's panicking because she doesn't know when it's coming. Try these;
- Wire her horn to her brake lights; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJxWRm3_RqY - Zip tie the drive shaft - the ones found in plumbing supply are the biggest (a chick won't figure this out); http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppuqOyVzYDY (If she has hub caps, you can fill them up with pebbles also.) |
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Put an add in the local paper putting her house up for sale. In the add state that she works night shift and needs the calls to be between 11-6 am.
Saran wrap the toilet. getr friends to help and cut a watermelon in half. pick up the drive tires and set inside the watermelon. |
get her prego and run off... that's a pretty good one  or you could go out on a date, take her back to your place, have sex, and then in the morning tell her how happy you are that you just recently got over a slight case of herpes while reassuring her it was only a temporary problem.. Warning: The 2nd suggestion doesn't always go over well |
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Quoted: Spanking, or pRanking? Okey dokey, here's an oldie but goodie: Put a very obvious bucket of water on top of her door. You know, so that it'll spill on her when she opens the door. When she carefully takes the bucket down she'll dump it in the bathroom sink.... ...only to discover that you've removed the drain pipe!  oh that's just mean |
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Background, were good friends, working together for over a year, closely. Were both into pranking each other (we can both take it and give it pretty well) Lately shes been doing little stuff, and I have held off. Now shes saying she wants me to get her back, I explained whatever I did it would be big. And she said shes ready for anything. So I could always go with putting her truck on blocks, shrink wraping the truck, yatta yatta yatta, but I want something really good and new. Lets keep the damage to a minimum here, and preferabbly no physical harm either. Air freshener cut up hidden in vents for a small playfull prank or how about buying some of those pull string poppers with those you get to up the level of prank but still keep it light. Don't forget about something sticky on door knobs or drawer handles. I've got better but it sounds like you want to hit that so I'd stay away from them. |
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Glitter in her air vents.
If she wears a hat then clear packaging tape across a door way will take it right off and hang there. We used to do this at work. If y'all have to wear hard hats ask her if she's ever heard two turtles fucking. If she says no then take your hard hat off really quickly and then slam it on top of hers. |
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I did infact mean pranking thats what happens when you post at 2 am.
Im thinking about this, rate it: In New Jersey they are mandating that drivers under the age of 18 have small red square stickers in the right hand corner of their rear license plate. The reasoning is so that cops will know they are on a provisional license and can pull them over after 11 pm. Well her license plate may be sporting one in the near future.. |
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Quoted: I did infact mean pranking thats what happens when you post at 2 am. Im thinking about this, rate it: In New Jersey they are mandating that drivers under the age of 18 have small red square stickers in the right hand corner of their rear license plate. The reasoning is so that cops will know they are on a provisional license and can pull them over after 11 pm. Well her license plate may be sporting one in the near future.. IMO, don't invite the man into her life |
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Sounds like she wants you, which could lead to the best prank of all.
Bang her and don't pull out, she won't see that one coming. (No pun intended) The only way to top that is if in a few weeks she says, surprise your gonna be a dad, in which case you lose. ...or you could just pee in her butt.
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Update:
I out the sticker on her license plate, but I just couldnt go through with it. I dont care if she gets pulled over, but if God forbid she didnt have her license or reg or insurance, Id feel bad. So I told her about it. She said she wouldnt have cared if that did happen, but I would. So what am I going to do about it? Well immediately I jumped onto craigslist and posted a ad looking for a lesbo and requesting butch picture messages to the phone ( I wanted something more original, but htis is just a distraction) My fellow coworker and I have developed a AWESOME plan. Hey boyfriend works on garbage night with another guy (who isnt involved with the game), so where going to pee on a pregnancy test (male urine will result in a positive reading) and have said coworker pull it out during garbage and night and be like "dude look what I found doing the garabage". This girl is the only one here who could possibly get prego, and the kid def isnt smart enough to know the male urine trick. ..................I predict this will cause a shit storm,so im pulling out my bunker boots. BTW, we even told the boss about the prank, and she gave the nod to go ahead with it. Pranks are so much fun! |
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Well immediately I jumped onto craigslist and posted a ad looking for a lesbo and requesting butch picture messages to the phone ( I wanted something more original, but htis is just a distraction)
Have some butch lesbo come into the office looking for her... Give the butch some article of clothing she's worn into the office before, and have her say, "I'm just returning this, you left it in the car..." |