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Posted: 8/27/2010 12:27:28 AM EDT

[#1]

Sense she can't stop eating I've give her a sausage smothered in underwear

Posted: 8/27/2010 12:29:44 AM EDT

[#2]

Now there's a sturdy woman.

Posted: 8/27/2010 12:29:54 AM EDT

[#3]

Just. WOW

Posted: 8/27/2010 12:51:03 AM EDT

[#4]

Wow what a lardass, not even in real life much less internet fantasy land. If she walked into the gym this morning she would barely catch the attention of my peripheral vision compared to the regular girls that give a damn and take care of themselves.

Posted: 8/27/2010 12:56:23 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Wonder what she would look like in a corset?

It looks like she is wearing one under there or that dress is performing as a half way decent facsimile. That dress looks like it wants to explode trying to hold in all that lard.

Posted: 8/27/2010 1:04:18 AM EDT

[#6]

Sorry, but that does not look like Jessica Simpson to me...

Posted: 8/27/2010 1:09:30 AM EDT

[#7]

Sad.

Posted: 8/27/2010 1:12:03 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Sorry, but that does not look like Jessica Simpson to me...

That's what I thought, but apparently it is.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/08/27/jessica-simpson-sunset-sexy/

Posted: 8/27/2010 1:31:39 AM EDT

[#9]

I'd get me some double chin love'n!

Posted: 8/27/2010 1:48:10 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
would still hit

This. Many, many, many times.

what they said. She's rich, hot, and has huge tits. I am firmly in lust with her.

Posted: 8/27/2010 1:54:09 AM EDT

[#11]

Move over Kirstie Alley!

Posted: 8/27/2010 1:57:49 AM EDT

[#12]

Her arms are starting to look like a stack of double whoppers. She needs to hit the gym.

Posted: 8/27/2010 1:59:21 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Her arms are starting to look like a stack of double whoppers. She needs to hit the gym.

I'm sure Jessica will get RIGHT on that for you champ!!!

Posted: 8/27/2010 2:04:26 AM EDT

[#14]

Moar!!!!!

Posted: 8/27/2010 2:09:43 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Her arms are starting to look like a stack of double whoppers. She needs to hit the gym.

Actually, her arms look pretty normal. Thanks for trying to be witty, though.

Posted: 8/27/2010 2:09:49 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

would still hit

This. Many, many, many times.

what they said. She's rich, hot, and has huge tits. I am firmly in lust with her.

Unfortunately, conversation with her wouldn't go past the airhead level.

Posted: 8/27/2010 2:18:08 AM EDT

[#17]

The Sally Struthers of a new generation.

Posted: 8/27/2010 2:22:43 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

The Sally Struthers of a new generation.

Not really. Sally Struthers was never hot at any weight. I'm guessing that a lot of guys think Simpson is or was hot.

Posted: 8/27/2010 2:25:18 AM EDT

[#19]

Am I the only person here that thinks the OPs pic doesn't look ANYTHING like her?

If it is her, wow.

What a sweathog.

Posted: 8/27/2010 2:25:23 AM EDT

[#20]

Oddly, as she gets fatter she gets cuter.

That's rare.

Posted: 8/27/2010 2:28:04 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Her arms are starting to look like a stack of double whoppers. She needs to hit the gym.

Bingo wings

Posted: 8/27/2010 2:36:19 AM EDT

[#22]

My kind of girl...

Is the BOTD thick girl thread still going?

Posted: 8/27/2010 2:49:00 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:

The Sally Struthers of a new generation.

Not really. Sally Struthers was never hot at any weight. I'm guessing that a lot of guys think Simpson is or was hot.

I feel the same way about Jessica. Never saw the attraction, but lots of other guys seem to.

Posted: 8/27/2010 2:52:30 AM EDT

[#24]

I bet everything she eats turns to shit too.

Posted: 8/27/2010 2:53:31 AM EDT

[#25]

I bet everything she eats turns to shit too.

Posted: 8/27/2010 2:55:06 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
she blows up, then deflates... its a cycle

Jessica Simpson is White Oprah!

Posted: 8/27/2010 3:13:48 AM EDT

[#27]

She's still only somewhere around "average" in the grand scheme of American BMI. Stick her in a Southern Walmart and she's suddenly looking a little thin.

Posted: 8/27/2010 3:14:02 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
I have never found her attractive, even when she was thin.

Ah, well. Different strokes.

Posted: 8/27/2010 3:23:02 AM EDT

[#29]

Give me some baby oil and I'll go to town on them tig ole bitties!

Posted: 8/27/2010 3:29:41 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
I'd rather her be a little bit heavy, than too thin.

This

Posted: 8/27/2010 3:37:56 AM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 8/27/2010 3:41:09 AM EDT

[#32]

She's on her way to worse. Fast.

Posted: 8/27/2010 3:43:18 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I'd rather her be a little bit heavy, than too thin.

This

I'd rather her be fit and in shape. It's obvious she is not taking care of herself, which is the real issue here. (imho)

"Go for a jog, if you care"

Posted: 8/27/2010 3:43:37 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I would do things to her that I wouldn't do to a farmyard animal

And coming from a Brit.....that's some serious shit!

................we still love 'ya, bro!

Posted: 8/27/2010 3:46:34 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Wonder what she would look like in a corset?

with her legs pinned behind her head and screaming like a banshee???

Posted: 8/27/2010 3:52:10 AM EDT

[#36]

You chubby chasers make me want to vomit.

Raise your standards.

Posted: 8/27/2010 3:53:25 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wonder what she would look like in a corset?

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_7NduKsyhQUo/THduw0egkAI/AAAAAAAAQak/kxpyjY_0yj8/i-came-ghostbuster.jpg

I wish people would stop posting that shit.

Posted: 8/27/2010 4:00:52 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
You chubby chasers make me want to vomit.

Raise your standards.

The older I get the more they slip.

Posted: 8/27/2010 4:04:13 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
would still hit

+1

Posted: 8/27/2010 4:29:15 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
would still hit

..oh ya......

Posted: 8/27/2010 4:31:01 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

would still hit

This. Many, many, many times.

And then once more, just to be certain.

Posted: 8/27/2010 4:38:01 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

You chubby chasers make me want to vomit.

Raise your standards.

You misunderstand the concept. There are, in fact, standards. However, to those of us that find heavier women attractive, as I do, the standards are extended to include them, as well, whereas an individual who eschews the heavier women will not include them in the pool. Simply being heavier in no way makes a woman attractive, but to some of us simply being heavy also does not EXCLUDE a woman, and in many cases makes them even more desirable. It's an individual taste that cannot be avoided. To contrast, as you apparently feel about heavier women, I feel about skinny ones. They disgust me, and are dismissed out of hand. I cannot even conceive of being attracted to a skinny woman. however, I respect the fact that this is *my* personal taste, not everyone's, and therefore I do not judge the tastes of others. Just sayin'.

Posted: 8/27/2010 4:40:56 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
You chubby chasers make me want to vomit.

Raise your standards.

You with teh diaper bag...
Shut it!

Posted: 8/27/2010 4:44:53 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:

You chubby chasers make me want to vomit.

Raise your standards.

You with teh diaper bag...

Shut it!

Posted: 8/27/2010 4:46:40 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

That's a strange looking ass. Looks like her ass cheeks hang half way to her knees.

Her tits probably do too.

Posted: 8/27/2010 4:48:21 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Retarded hurricane drum set screen door.

Posted: 8/27/2010 4:49:26 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

The Sally Struthers of a new generation.

Posted: 8/27/2010 4:50:33 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd rather her be a little bit heavy, than too thin.

This

I'd rather her be fit and in shape. It's obvious she is not taking care of herself, which is the real issue here. (imho)

"Go for a jog, if you care"

If you have a slower than normal metabolism or just dont have the best genes to be skinny, it's tough to upkeep a good body, especially in hollywood; It's tough doing it just having a normal job and normal standards...I run like 8 miles a week and an hour of gym on the off days, and I still dont look like some super ripped gym dude.