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8/11/2010 2:47:04 PM EDT
I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
8/11/2010 2:47:50 PM EDT
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Im in, Thats hilarious!
8/11/2010 2:48:06 PM EDT
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8/11/2010 2:50:24 PM EDT
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8/11/2010 2:51:50 PM EDT
[#4]

8/11/2010 2:52:04 PM EDT
[#5]
 I love this place.

8/11/2010 2:52:49 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.


8/11/2010 2:52:51 PM EDT
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8/11/2010 2:52:58 PM EDT
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Haven't seen that one before haha.

8/11/2010 2:52:59 PM EDT
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8/11/2010 2:53:16 PM EDT
[#10]
I pretend I am a giant robot sometimes to help me sleep.  I even make 'pew pew pew' sounds in my head to make it seem real.

TRG
8/11/2010 2:54:31 PM EDT
[#11]
You know how I know you're gay?
8/11/2010 2:54:35 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
I pretend I am a giant robot sometimes to help me sleep.  I even make 'pew pew pew' sounds in my head to make it seem real.

TRG


This I can believe.
8/11/2010 2:54:37 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.


So you haven't seen a woman naked either?
8/11/2010 2:55:46 PM EDT
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8/11/2010 2:58:16 PM EDT
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Quoted:
I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy  from the 2nd movie. <––- I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.


I stopped right there.

I am sure the rest of the paragraph explains it, but I am just not willing to risk it.

8/11/2010 2:59:37 PM EDT
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I thought this was going to be a thread about making other men take their clothes off.
8/11/2010 3:00:07 PM EDT
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some times i dress up like a woman and tuck my wiener under and dance around like a woman.
8/11/2010 3:00:51 PM EDT
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I always wondered what my eyes would look like if I gouged them from their sockets, but now I can't see to see them.

Still have the visual though. Fuck you.














8/11/2010 3:01:28 PM EDT
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Quoted:
I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.





This is easily the very most rediculous thing I have ever read on this site.
8/11/2010 3:01:41 PM EDT
[#20]
Tag!

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8/11/2010 3:02:01 PM EDT
[#21]
when it gets really hot i put gold bond in my boxer briefs and if its muggy enough it makes dumplings in my shorts
8/11/2010 3:02:43 PM EDT
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I am always amazed by the amount of humor I read on here!
8/11/2010 3:04:41 PM EDT
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8/11/2010 3:04:55 PM EDT
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I laughed. I don't know why, but I laughed...It scares me a bit...
8/11/2010 3:17:34 PM EDT
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Quoted:
 I love this place.


8/11/2010 3:17:46 PM EDT
[#27]
You sound like you're fucked in the head.



Fits in well in GD.
8/11/2010 3:18:00 PM EDT
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You all don't do anything awesome like that? Just to get you going in the morning?
8/11/2010 3:31:16 PM EDT
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Quoted:
You all don't do anything awesome like that? Just to get you going in the morning?


On really bad mornings I will read threads in the GD. While I realize I am far from normal, GD threads also make me realize I am more normal than some.....
8/11/2010 3:43:10 PM EDT
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Quoted:
when it gets really hot i put gold bond in my boxer briefs and if its muggy enough it makes dumplings in my shorts


8/11/2010 3:45:16 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
when it gets really hot i put gold bond in my boxer briefs and if its muggy enough it makes dumplings in my shorts




your always quoting me
8/11/2010 3:47:04 PM EDT
[#32]
This is a visual that I just didn't want burned into my friggin' mind tonight. Shit.....
8/11/2010 3:48:26 PM EDT
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Quoted:


I pretend I am a giant robot sometimes to help me sleep.  I even make 'pew pew pew' sounds in my head to make it seem real.



TRG


You only 'think' you make those sounds in your head.



 
8/11/2010 3:50:00 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
I pretend I am a giant robot sometimes to help me sleep.  I even make 'pew pew pew' sounds in my head to make it seem real.

TRG

You only 'think' you make those sounds in your head.
 


I made the same sound in deer camp one night, when a drunken Marine stood before me naked...

TRG
8/11/2010 3:50:33 PM EDT
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Quoted:

I thought this was going to be a thread about making other men take their clothes off.




Im sitting here nude. Does that count?
8/11/2010 3:50:52 PM EDT
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Reading these threads gets me thru the day. It makes me realize that I don't have to do things like this to get thru my day and I'm normal.  

Thank you.
8/11/2010 3:51:47 PM EDT
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Quoted:
I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.



























8/11/2010 3:52:29 PM EDT
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Nice copypasta
8/11/2010 3:53:16 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
I thought this was going to be a thread about making other men take their clothes off.


Im sitting here nude. Does that count?




TRG will be sending you an IM now.
8/11/2010 3:54:35 PM EDT
[#40]
Take your meds, son.
8/11/2010 3:56:52 PM EDT
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Quoted:
some times i dress up like a woman and tuck my wiener under and dance around like a woman.


Lady Gaga posts on Arfcom!!!!!!!
8/11/2010 3:57:58 PM EDT
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Quoted:

I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.




8/11/2010 3:58:59 PM EDT
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Even on a shitty day, this place can bring a smile and a +
8/11/2010 4:00:46 PM EDT
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Quoted:

You all don't do anything awesome like that? Just to get you going in the morning?




I'll drink a can of Mountain Dew if I need it.  What you described is so gay it makes having AIDS seem straight.
8/11/2010 4:02:40 PM EDT
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lmfao!  I have a buddy that is a defense contractor and everyday he gets up, showers, all that jazz and before he heads out he looks in the mirror and says:



"Dave you handsome devil.  Don't you die today."
8/11/2010 4:11:45 PM EDT
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Quoted:
You all don't do anything awesome like that? Just to get you going in the morning?


I usually have a couple cups of coffee and take a shower without visualizing other men.  But hey, whatever gets you going I guess.  
8/11/2010 4:16:08 PM EDT
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Quoted:


Nice copypasta






 
8/11/2010 4:16:32 PM EDT
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I practice my prone position every night before i go to bed, and then sitting and kneeling when i wake up...
8/11/2010 4:22:31 PM EDT
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8/11/2010 4:25:39 PM EDT
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In on one in whats shaping up to be one weird ass thread
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