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Posted: 4/8/2002 5:38:43 PM EDT
CHINESE PROVERBS Viginity like bubble; one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano; wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. ALL YOUR PROVERBS ARE BELONG TO US!
Link Posted: 4/8/2002 5:47:11 PM EDT
Confushus say "Man who screw girl on ground get peace on Earth".
Link Posted: 4/8/2002 5:49:12 PM EDT
Does this qualify as porno?
Link Posted: 4/8/2002 6:11:49 PM EDT
I don't think so... [:\] I can delete it if there is a problem. Tyler
Link Posted: 4/8/2002 6:19:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/8/2002 6:27:07 PM EDT by DaMan]
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!! Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom. Man who fly plane upside down have crackup. Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk. A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability. Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger. Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard. Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons. Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. Girl with red hair on head, have red hair, by crackee!! DaMan
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