[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Rednecks (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 8/1/2010 1:27:11 PM EDT
After having breakfast at Denny's, I went over to the Wal-Mart, and as I was standing in the checkout line, wearing a ball cap, an Iron Maiden t-shirt and a pair of camo cargo shorts, and using an empty Ozarka bottle as a spitter, it occurred to me that I might be turning into a redneck.
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After having breakfast at Denny's, I went over to the Wal-Mart, and as I was standing in the checkout line, wearing a ball cap, an Iron Maiden t-shirt and a pair of camo cargo shorts, and using an empty Ozarka bottle as a spitter, it occurred to me that I might be turning into a redneck. Sounds to me like ya'll was over dressed. 
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Sounds like proper dress attire too me….. Nothing wrong with being a redneck. Now unless you got a Skoal ring in your back pocket and you have cut the sleeves off you shirt you’re probably not at redneck status yet.
An ex-girlfriend once told me they put sleeves on t-shirts for a reason…….. “ I know, it’s so I can make sure my knife is still sharp” Edit cuz I just saw the spitter bottle comment......... Welcome to the club 
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There are two kinds of rednecks.
There are the cousins that are in everyone's family tree (however distant) that are awesome to hang out with. My cousins, for example, took over my mom's family's farm on the Florida panhandle. I say farm, but I really mean swamp. On the compound, they have four families living there, all in different houses. Also on the compound, they have a 50/10/150/200 yard range, a few deer blinds, a fishing pond, batting cages, three pools, a 10cuft smoker, three pizza ovens (out of a bakery) woodshop, metal shop, carport with all the necessary tools and gear for working on their several ATVs, 4x4s, etc. and all sorts of other goodies. Those guys? AWESOME. Best. Parties. Evar. But then there are the rednecks that pollute Wal*Marts and Waffle Houses. You win some, you lose some. |
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XluWvWa8pIc
the problem is that people don't know the difference between redneck and hillbilly. |
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No need to get all fancy like with the sunday best
Normally I just pick the cleanest wifebeater of the top of the cloths pile and then slip on the shorts I wore last night when I helped jimmy replace the engine in his pickup (couple grease stains wont hurt nobody), slip on my boots that I leave un tied so I can slip them off easier when I get back to the trailer and head to town. |
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Sounds like proper dress attire too me….. Nothing wrong with being a redneck. Now unless you got a copenhagen ring in your back pocket and you have cut the sleeves off you shirt you’re probably not at redneck status yet. An ex-girlfriend once told me they put sleeves on t-shirts for a reason…….. “ I know, it’s so I can make sure my knife is still sharp” Edit cuz I just saw the spitter bottle comment......... Welcome to the club fixed |
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There are two kinds of rednecks. There are the cousins that are in everyone's family tree (however distant) that are awesome to hang out with. My cousins, for example, took over my mom's family's farm on the Florida panhandle. I say farm, but I really mean swamp. On the compound, they have four families living there, all in different houses. Also on the compound, they have a 50/10/150/200 yard range, a few deer blinds, a fishing pond, batting cages, three pools, a 10cuft smoker, three pizza ovens (out of a bakery) woodshop, metal shop, carport with all the necessary tools and gear for working on their several ATVs, 4x4s, etc. and all sorts of other goodies. Those guys? AWESOME. Best. Parties. Evar. Ummmm .......... can I come over?
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Rednecks, yes. White trash, no. Many people seem to confuse the two. there is a VERY thin line between the two. Rednecks usually have jobs and tend to stay away from illegal drugs and generally follow the law (for the most part). White Trash tends to be on the dole, on the dope and have criminal records. Rednecks are just simple folk. White Trash are trouble. |
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After having breakfast at Denny's, I went over to the Wal-Mart, and as I was standing in the checkout line, wearing a ball cap, an Iron Maiden t-shirt and a pair of camo cargo shorts, and using an empty Ozarka bottle as a spitter, it occurred to me that I might be turning into a redneck. Sh*t yeah... up the irons! ETA: rednecks are generally nice, plain-spoken, God-fearing (mostly) people. "White trash" are a completely different animal. |
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Sounds like proper dress attire too me….. Nothing wrong with being a redneck. Now unless you got a copenhagen ring in your back pocket and you have cut the sleeves off you shirt you’re probably not at redneck status yet. An ex-girlfriend once told me they put sleeves on t-shirts for a reason…….. “ I know, it’s so I can make sure my knife is still sharp” Edit cuz I just saw the spitter bottle comment......... Welcome to the club fixed Mr, Big Spender.......... hell i'm down too dipping Red Seal....... |
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Sounds like proper dress attire too me….. Nothing wrong with being a redneck. Now unless you got a copenhagen ring in your back pocket and you have cut the sleeves off you shirt you’re probably not at redneck status yet. An ex-girlfriend once told me they put sleeves on t-shirts for a reason…….. “ I know, it’s so I can make sure my knife is still sharp” Edit cuz I just saw the spitter bottle comment......... Welcome to the club fixed Mr, Big Spender.......... hell i'm down too dipping Red Seal....... Hahaha no I get my cope for $3.47 here at 7/11 cost more at the Walmart i think like 5 or 6 somthin |
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were you buying beer? Something really cheap? if so then you are a redneck. Well hell I wear steel toe boots every where I go. Nah... you can wear steel toe boots all day long..... It's the make and model what make 'ya... Justins/Wolverenes or Rocky's, etc.... Gotta be slip ons or lace up lacers! |
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Sounds like proper dress attire too me….. Nothing wrong with being a redneck. Now unless you got a copenhagen ring in your back pocket and you have cut the sleeves off you shirt you’re probably not at redneck status yet. An ex-girlfriend once told me they put sleeves on t-shirts for a reason…….. “ I know, it’s so I can make sure my knife is still sharp” Edit cuz I just saw the spitter bottle comment......... Welcome to the club fixed Mr, Big Spender.......... hell i'm down too dipping Red Seal....... Hahaha no I get my cope for $3.47 here at 7/11 cost more at the Malmart i think like 5 or 6 somthin Longhorn Fine Cut...FTW!!!!! 
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Sounds like proper dress attire too me….. Nothing wrong with being a redneck. Now unless you got a copenhagen ring in your back pocket and you have cut the sleeves off you shirt you’re probably not at redneck status yet. An ex-girlfriend once told me they put sleeves on t-shirts for a reason…….. “ I know, it’s so I can make sure my knife is still sharp” Edit cuz I just saw the spitter bottle comment......... Welcome to the club fixed Mr, Big Spender.......... hell i'm down too dipping Red Seal....... Hahaha no I get my cope for $3.47 here at 7/11 cost more at the Malmart i think like 5 or 6 somthin Thats a bargain!!! And I'd drive The shit out of that car!! |
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Around here they are somtimes refered to as 'Good 'Ole Boys'.... Redneck/good 'ole boys... The town I live in is notorious for being a 'Hick' town loaded with rednecks..... I wouldn't have it any other way! 
we even have our own white trash ghetto.... White trash = hood rats. |
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Sounds like proper dress attire too me….. Nothing wrong with being a redneck. Now unless you got a copenhagen ring in your back pocket and you have cut the sleeves off you shirt you’re probably not at redneck status yet. An ex-girlfriend once told me they put sleeves on t-shirts for a reason…….. “ I know, it’s so I can make sure my knife is still sharp” Edit cuz I just saw the spitter bottle comment......... Welcome to the club fixed Mr, Big Spender.......... hell i'm down too dipping Red Seal....... Hahaha no I get my cope for $3.47 here at 7/11 cost more at the Malmart i think like 5 or 6 somthin Longhorn Fine Cut...FTW!!!!! I dip red seal he cause it's cheap but has quality. I remember when longhorn was 1.20 with tax for a can |
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Sounds like proper dress attire too me….. Nothing wrong with being a redneck. Now unless you got a copenhagen ring in your back pocket and you have cut the sleeves off you shirt you’re probably not at redneck status yet. An ex-girlfriend once told me they put sleeves on t-shirts for a reason…….. “ I know, it’s so I can make sure my knife is still sharp” Edit cuz I just saw the spitter bottle comment......... Welcome to the club fixed Mr, Big Spender.......... hell i'm down too dipping Red Seal....... Hahaha no I get my cope for $3.47 here at 7/11 cost more at the Malmart i think like 5 or 6 somthin Thats a bargain!!! And I'd drive The shit out of that car!! the only bad part is they dont sell logs at 7/11 so i got to go back like evey other day |
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Sounds like proper dress attire too me….. Nothing wrong with being a redneck. Now unless you got a copenhagen ring in your back pocket and you have cut the sleeves off you shirt you’re probably not at redneck status yet. An ex-girlfriend once told me they put sleeves on t-shirts for a reason…….. “ I know, it’s so I can make sure my knife is still sharp” Edit cuz I just saw the spitter bottle comment......... Welcome to the club fixed Mr, Big Spender.......... hell i'm down too dipping Red Seal....... Hahaha no I get my cope for $3.47 here at 7/11 cost more at the Malmart i think like 5 or 6 somthin Longhorn Fine Cut...FTW!!!!! I dip red seal he cause it's cheap but has quality. I remember when longhorn was 1.20 with tax for a can Yup... I remember too... Occasionally the kangaroo gas station will have it on sale.... Kayak Apple is what I've got now... it's the cheapest. |
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Red Seal here $2.68/can that's almost worth the trip Sign up at their site and you will get coupons monthly. I just bought a 5 pack roll for 8 bucks after tax with the $4.00 off coupon. https://www.goredseal.com/default.aspx |
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The problem is most people don't understand the difference between a redneck and white trash.
I fucking ASPIRE to be as redneck as my brother and some of his friends, but having spent my teenage years in the suburbs of DC, and being a school teacher makes it hard. |