Posted: 7/13/2010 6:40:51 PM EDT
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This west Texas farmer had a Wild-Hog problem. Wild hogs can ruin a farm! HAD IS THE KEY WORD HERE! Simple solution....: 
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Cool, but in reality it won't make a spec of difference. The hogs here are truely a pox upon the land. He could have a team full time culling hogs 24/7, and all he would get would be a shit load of meat. They breed so fast there is no conventional way to knock down the population. 
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First I said "Holy shit!" and then I laughed. That must have been a ton of fun...and three tons of meat! If everybody in the whole area cooperates and hunts the hogs incessantly, you can make them scarce. But slack off for just a little while, and they'll be back. Hogs breed quickly because bacon is a gift from God and he wants us to be happy.  |
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Cool, but in reality it won't make a spec of difference. The hogs here are truely a pox upon the land. He could have a team full time culling hogs 24/7, and all he would get would be a shit load of meat. They breed so fast there is no conventional way to knock down the population. I don't know man, a bunch of dudes with single shots, damn near wiped out the buffalo. |
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Cool, but in reality it won't make a spec of difference. The hogs here are truely a pox upon the land. He could have a team full time culling hogs 24/7, and all he would get would be a shit load of meat. They breed so fast there is no conventional way to knock down the population. I don't know man, a bunch of dudes with single shots, damn near wiped out the buffalo. They apparently didn't reproduce with the same speed and numbers as the feral hogs do. |
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Cool, but in reality it won't make a spec of difference. The hogs here are truely a pox upon the land. He could have a team full time culling hogs 24/7, and all he would get would be a shit load of meat. They breed so fast there is no conventional way to knock down the population. Volunteer to have wild wolves placed on your land if you have enough of it. I guess you could train guard dogs to kill them as well. |
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Simple solution is an add in the paper. "Hunters wanted to shoot feral hogs. No fees." Then some local fuckstick moron doesn't pay attention to the area immediately behind his target and puts a bullet through your house. We pretty much wiped out coyotes and groundhogs where I grew up with such ads. Your average varmit shooter is not as reckless as you imagine. |
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Simple solution is an add in the paper. "Hunters wanted to shoot feral hogs. No fees." Then some local fuckstick moron doesn't pay attention to the area immediately behind his target and puts a bullet through your house. We pretty much wiped out coyotes and groundhogs where I grew up with such ads. Your average varmint shooter is not as reckless as you imagine. Do you shoot at public ranges? If so ever on the weekends or holidays? Only takes one idiot to get someone hurt or dead unfortunately. |
