[ARCHIVED THREAD] - BAM SHTF! (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 7/5/2010 8:49:19 PM EDT
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Everything around you is going to hell. There are major riots throughout where you live, and the gov't instead of quashing the riots sets up a perimeter 100 mi x 100 mi. No one leaves, no one enters. You decide to bug out here is the situation:
You live in a house right outside a major city. Its you and your family no one else. You cannot leave the 10,000 square mile area, or you will die. (use your imagination) You have access to EVERY imaginable small arm, less grenades and high explosives. No tanks or planes, or helicopters. The gov't will reopen the perimeter in 3 months. No Tv. No cell phones. You have a full tank of gas, and whatever fuel you can transport. What do you take? Where do you go? |
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Hmm, but what if I do have access to an aircraft? Aside from that, I live in Utah where the state government encourages people to prep and guns for self defense are common. I stay in my house until the rioters and looters have been darwinised and then I go to bed.
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First, I'd blow up the car. Never done that before and seems kinda fun, probably won't have the opportunity again. Then I'd just go on a three-month drinking binge playing with NFA stuff. Nobody's gonna fuck with a drunk on a M2.   Sounds like a party to me, why the hell would anyone want to leave?
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Everything around you is going to hell. There are major riots throughout where you live, and the gov't instead of quashing the riots sets up a perimeter 100 mi x 100 mi. No one leaves, no one enters. You decide to bug out here is the situation: You live in a house right outside a major city. Its you and your family no one else. You cannot leave the 10,000 square mile area, or you will die. (use your imagination) You have access to EVERY imaginable small arm, less grenades and high explosives. No tanks or planes, or helicopters. The gov't will reopen the perimeter in 3 months. No Tv. No cell phones. You have a full tank of gas, and whatever fuel you can transport. What do you take? Where do you go? take a couple of percocets and go to bed... |
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First, I'd kill my neighbor. No...not the stroke victime divorcee. The guy with the skirted egg cut (think Jean Luc Picard with a mullet). Yeah, him. I'd carefully cut away everything from the neck up and dance around Buffalo Bill style, wearing said skirted egg mask, as I ritualistically murdered, raped and devoured the rest of his morbidly obese family.
Second, I'd shoot his dogs. Finally I'd clean myself up, double check the perimeter of Casa De Evil, crack open a Pabst and man the T1-equipped RPK from the second story, laughing maniacally as I slaughtered [garyoldman]EVERYONE[/garyoldman]. At the end of the night, I'd probably saunter down to the Rape Room in my root cellar and masturbate in front of my detainees. First one to show any hint of fear is my bitch. Then I'd play Xbox. |
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Not every person inside that perimeter is going to be a hostile. Unless we're talking rage virus zombies here. So I hunker down with the family, secure the perimeter, eat the food in the freezer first, then the stuff in the refrigerator. Barricade the approach to the house, walk patrols, etc. After 2 weeks it's time to go into town, make contact, get the news, start trading for food. And I would be wearing a slung rifle under my coat.
EDIT: This is also my plan for every other SHTF event. |
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First, I'd kill my neighbor. No...not the stroke victime divorcee. The guy with the skirted egg cut (think Jean Luc Picard with a mullet). Yeah, him. I'd carefully cut away everything from the neck up and dance around Buffalo Bill style, wearing said skirted egg mask, as I ritualistically murdered, raped and devoured the rest of his morbidly obese family. Second, I'd shoot his dogs. Finally I'd clean myself up, double check the perimeter of Casa De Evil, crack open a Pabst and man the T1-equipped RPK from the second story, laughing maniacally as I slaughtered [garyoldman]EVERYONE[/garyoldman]. At the end of the night, I'd probably saunter down to the Rape Room in my root cellar and masturbate in front of my detainees. First one to show any hint of fear is my bitch. Then I'd play Xbox. U DA MAN!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!!!!!    
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First, I'd kill my neighbor. No...not the stroke victime divorcee. The guy with the skirted egg cut (think Jean Luc Picard with a mullet). Yeah, him. I'd carefully cut away everything from the neck up and dance around Buffalo Bill style, wearing said skirted egg mask, as I ritualistically murdered, raped and devoured the rest of his morbidly obese family. Second, I'd shoot his dogs. Finally I'd clean myself up, double check the perimeter of Casa De Evil, crack open a Pabst and man the T1-equipped RPK from the second story, laughing maniacally as I slaughtered [garyoldman]EVERYONE[/garyoldman]. At the end of the night, I'd probably saunter down to the Rape Room in my root cellar and masturbate in front of my detainees. First one to show any hint of fear is my bitch. Then I'd play Xbox. Ha! You're going to make a great warlord. |
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Everything around you is going to hell. There are major riots throughout where you live, and the gov't instead of quashing the riots sets up a perimeter 100 mi x 100 mi. No one leaves, no one enters. You decide to bug out here is the situation: You live in a house right outside a major city. lolz, no, fail, potentially self-sustaining property, and friends with similar properties Its you and your family no one else. lolz, no, fail, unlike arfcom, I get out and have lots of like minded real world friends You cannot leave the 10,000 square mile area, or you will die. (use your imagination) lolz, logic fail You have access to EVERY imaginable small arm, less grenades and high explosives. No tanks or planes, or helicopters. again logic fail The gov't will reopen the perimeter in 3 months. if they ain't here now when we need them, they will not be welcome back, ever No Tv. meh No cell phones. meh You have a full tank of gas, and whatever fuel you can transport. meh What do you take? Where do you go? nowhere, hunker down, set watches, live off collective preps, slowly rebuild a new local government, foritify the 100x100mi boarder, repel government when it tries to re-enter |
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Quoted: Quoted: Everything around you is going to hell. There are major riots throughout where you live, and the gov't instead of quashing the riots sets up a perimeter 100 mi x 100 mi. No one leaves, no one enters. You decide to bug out here is the situation: You live in a house right outside a major city. lolz, no, fail, potentially self-sustaining property, and friends with similar properties Its you and your family no one else. lolz, no, fail, unlike arfcom, I get out and have lots of like minded real world friends You cannot leave the 10,000 square mile area, or you will die. (use your imagination) lolz, logic fail You have access to EVERY imaginable small arm, less grenades and high explosives. No tanks or planes, or helicopters. again logic fail The gov't will reopen the perimeter in 3 months. if they ain't here now when we need them, they will not be welcome back, ever No Tv. meh No cell phones. meh You have a full tank of gas, and whatever fuel you can transport. meh What do you take? Where do you go? nowhere, hunker down, set watches, live off collective preps, slowly rebuild a new local government, foritify the 100x100mi boarder, repel government when it tries to re-enter I noticed a disturbing lack of hot young women to repopulate the Earth with. |
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WTF?? 
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Go to fo room. Tell wife things fent and it is time to fo. Stand there and stare at her staring at me wondering what the fuck fo, fent, and all this foing is about. Go back to living room, put it DVD of Spongebob and watch with kids (generator, good use of it too). Take a fo nap. Get up from nap, eat some food because we have that, and cruise outside to watch chaos. BS with neighbor about his foing then fo to the fomobile. Check on it and the backup fomobile (minivan). Fo inside and work with the wife unit to make dinner. Fo to bed early becasue there are no lights. Next day make sure the kids do their fochores while I fo around the neighborhood making sure there's no trouble. Get told to go fo myself by some people up the street. Try to log onto ARFcom via wireless but it has foed as well. Actually talk to the wife and kids who don't really like foing becasue they can't download new songs on their iPods (now known as foPods). Repeat this until crisis ends, we die, or wife and kids leave me.  |
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First, I'd kill my neighbor. No...not the stroke victime divorcee. The guy with the skirted egg cut (think Jean Luc Picard with a mullet). Yeah, him. I'd carefully cut away everything from the neck up and dance around Buffalo Bill style, wearing said skirted egg mask, as I ritualistically murdered, raped and devoured the rest of his morbidly obese family. Second, I'd shoot his dogs. Finally I'd clean myself up, double check the perimeter of Casa De Evil, crack open a Pabst and man the T1-equipped RPK from the second story, laughing maniacally as I slaughtered [garyoldman]EVERYONE[/garyoldman]. At the end of the night, I'd probably saunter down to the Rape Room in my root cellar and masturbate in front of my detainees. First one to show any hint of fear is my bitch. Then I'd play Xbox.   
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First, I'd kill my neighbor. No...not the stroke victime divorcee. The guy with the skirted egg cut (think Jean Luc Picard with a mullet). Yeah, him. I'd carefully cut away everything from the neck up and dance around Buffalo Bill style, wearing said skirted egg mask, as I ritualistically murdered, raped and devoured the rest of his morbidly obese family. Second, I'd shoot his dogs. Finally I'd clean myself up, double check the perimeter of Casa De Evil, crack open a Pabst and man the T1-equipped RPK from the second story, laughing maniacally as I slaughtered [garyoldman]EVERYONE[/garyoldman]. At the end of the night, I'd probably saunter down to the Rape Room in my root cellar and masturbate in front of my detainees. First one to show any hint of fear is my bitch. Then I'd play Xbox. That's an accurate representation of 60% of the people here. Thermal nuclear devices are the only hope. |
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First, I'd kill my neighbor. No...not the stroke victime divorcee. The guy with the skirted egg cut (think Jean Luc Picard with a mullet). Yeah, him. I'd carefully cut away everything from the neck up and dance around Buffalo Bill style, wearing said skirted egg mask, as I ritualistically murdered, raped and devoured the rest of his morbidly obese family. Second, I'd shoot his dogs. Finally I'd clean myself up, double check the perimeter of Casa De Evil, crack open a Pabst and man the T1-equipped RPK from the second story, laughing maniacally as I slaughtered [garyoldman]EVERYONE[/garyoldman]. At the end of the night, I'd probably saunter down to the Rape Room in my root cellar and masturbate in front of my detainees. First one to show any hint of fear is my bitch. Then I'd play Xbox. WTF, man?!? You gotta shoot the dogs first. 
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