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Man Rule 1:  There are no rules.

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dont join the he man woman haters club and start a pit thread about a conversation between men

if you say your givin up butt sex you better give it


the only lip service i want from you is in the bed and then only if its asked for

please feel free to brag abour our sex it helps us sleep with your friends

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This doesn't involve women, but Don't talk in the bathroom.  No, I don't care, don't fucking talk in the bathroom.  I'm holding my junk in my hand, I have no need to engage in conversation under any circumstances.  A brief grunt in greeting is the maximum allowable vocal utterance, and only if nobody involved is handling their gear.

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This doesn't involve women, but Don't talk in the bathroom.  No, I don't care, don't fucking talk in the bathroom.  I'm holding my junk in my hand, I have no need to engage in conversation under any circumstances.  A brief grunt in greeting is the maximum allowable vocal utterance, and only if nobody involved is handling their gear.

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Real men don't cry.  Ever.

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Rule # 64: Never fuck with a man's Hawaian shirt.

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I get your intention ––I really do–– but if you don't choke up a little when a friend is KIA, or when you have to put a faithful dog down, or when you're standing next to your grandmother's casket, there's just something missing...some connection to the rest of civilization.

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I like this rule...Very Much!  



Bryan

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Post your own additions.

The Man Rules
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1.. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight

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 the butt sex one is sig line material