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6/20/2010 2:03:35 PM EDT
Do you have any range rituals? For example after shooting, on the drive home I drink a Yoohoo. I did this with my dad one of the first times he took me out shooting. Now I'm on my own, and I still make that stop for Yoohoo. Hell I can't remember a time when this didn't happen.



Anyways lets hear it hive, I know I'm not the only one (but will probably told so in the first post).

6/20/2010 2:05:20 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.
6/20/2010 2:09:34 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.





Can I be the official leg-humper for this thread?




 
6/20/2010 2:09:43 PM EDT
[#3]
Me and my buddy that I used to shoot with would always start with some carolina BBQ for lunch on the way, grab a coke. Then shoot the serbu first just to clear the range of the noise and sonic wave sensitive fudds.
6/20/2010 2:09:45 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.





Well you can't top that.



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6/20/2010 2:10:50 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.


How is that working out? Groups nice and tight?  If so, my wife is going on that regimen.
6/20/2010 2:12:04 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.

Can I be the official leg-humper for this thread?
 
No...this was meant to frighten not titallate...

6/20/2010 2:12:49 PM EDT
[#7]
I always stop for some sort of drink on the way home. If I do not I get a sore throat from the crappy ventilation i guess.
6/20/2010 2:12:50 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.


How is that working out? Groups nice and tight?  If so, my wife is going on that regimen.
Groups? I am all alone when I am through but I hear sirens in the distance getting louder...

6/20/2010 2:13:29 PM EDT
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I always stop for some sort of drink on the way home. If I do not I get a sore thought from the crappy ventilation i guess.
What do you think about? oh...you meant throat!

6/20/2010 2:13:53 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.



PICS!!!!!


6/20/2010 2:16:09 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.



PICS!!!!!


Nevah I say!

6/20/2010 2:18:00 PM EDT
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I always stop for some sort of drink on the way home. If I do not I get a sore thought from the crappy ventilation i guess.
What do you think about? oh...you meant throat!



spellchecker bit me in the ass
6/20/2010 2:18:58 PM EDT
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I always stop for some sort of drink on the way home. If I do not I get a sore thought from the crappy ventilation i guess.
What do you think about? oh...you meant throat!



spellchecker bit me in the ass
And what fun would this place be without me being a spelling nazi!

6/20/2010 2:19:55 PM EDT
[#14]
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.


same ritual my ex had before bed....I think for the same reasons.
6/20/2010 2:21:01 PM EDT
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I always stop for some sort of drink on the way home. If I do not I get a sore thought from the crappy ventilation i guess.

What do you think about? oh...you meant throat!









spellchecker bit me in the ass
And what fun would this place be without me being a spelling nazi!






a kinky spellin nazi at that

6/20/2010 2:25:15 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.




Hold on a minute..... I'm trying to get a mental picture.
6/20/2010 2:25:17 PM EDT
[#17]
When I used to live in FL me and my buddy would get BBQ after a day at the range.  The ritual is no more.
6/20/2010 2:26:14 PM EDT
[#18]
I bring a big net to clear my firing line of butterflies before I begin shooting for accuracy.
6/20/2010 2:26:30 PM EDT
[#19]
I get MacDonald's on the way home from my range sessions.

Two cheeseburgers, fries, and two apple pies.

With a diet coke. Hey, I like the taste!
6/20/2010 2:26:36 PM EDT
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When I used to live in FL me and my buddy would get BBQ after a day at the range.  The ritual is no more.


BBQ and guns go together like walmart and cheap plastic crap.
6/20/2010 2:26:38 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.


WOW.
6/20/2010 2:29:33 PM EDT
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When I used to live in FL me and my buddy would get BBQ after a day at the range.  The ritual is no more.


BBQ and guns go together like walmart and cheap plastic crap.


Why yes, yes they do
6/20/2010 2:30:49 PM EDT
[#23]
Stop at McDonalds after.

Even though I hate most of the food, my friends and I still stop to clean up in their bathroom and get a McFlurry or something.
6/20/2010 2:44:18 PM EDT
[#24]
I always dump a mag or belt , just to get it out of the way
6/20/2010 2:52:02 PM EDT
[#25]
if Im at the range by myself and it's getting dark I like to do a little low light condition shooting & scooting

6/20/2010 2:52:59 PM EDT
[#26]
We get to the range,.

We start off with a safety briefing.

We end with beer and a boresnake.

Everyone has fun.

Pretty basic stuff
6/20/2010 2:56:04 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.

Can I be the official leg-humper for this thread?
 
No...this was meant to frighten not titallate...



Well..........then you failed if that was your objective.
6/20/2010 2:56:23 PM EDT
[#28]
Usually get a pop or water on the way out. when we are done we shoot the shit then I go home and sit in the air conditioner, drink ice water and surf arfcom.
6/20/2010 3:05:31 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.





Can I be the official leg-humper for this thread?


 
No...this was meant to frighten not titallate...






Its not working. Most of us stopped reading after undress and oil yourself.

 





6/20/2010 3:32:20 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.


You had me at this, girl....<mental picture>....YES!!!!!
6/20/2010 3:49:00 PM EDT
[#31]
We used to go to Cooter Brown's after the range and get a sandwich or some wings, as the individual preferred, then to my house for a cleaning session, then a walk to Madigan's for beer and wild BS stories.  Sadly, one of the crew was in the hospital since late April, and only left on May 25th to be cremated.  Haven't been since, though we are arranging for half of his ashes (his sister wants to take the other half back to PA) to be loaded up in some 9mms if possible, 12ga shells if not, and the remainder of the old Carrollton Station Gun Club will go to Honey Island and blast him around one of his favorite places.
6/20/2010 3:51:04 PM EDT
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I always stop for KFC on my way home.
6/20/2010 4:04:41 PM EDT
[#33]
When I'm with the kids, we always stop at McDonald's on the way home, before we get on the highway.
6/20/2010 4:25:21 PM EDT
[#34]
Dip of Copenhagen.......... hey it satisfies.

6/20/2010 4:29:42 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.

Damn, second woman to post in this thread doesn't stand a chance.

Jane

6/20/2010 4:38:06 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.

Can I be the official leg-humper for this thread?
 
No...this was meant to frighten not titallate...



Did you forget you were in GD?  Your screenname and avatar say you're female.  Therefore...we are...tittilated.
6/20/2010 4:40:05 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.

Can I be the official leg-humper for this thread?
 
No...this was meant to frighten not titallate...



Well, that depends on what you look like undressed...
6/20/2010 4:43:07 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.





Can I be the official leg-humper for this thread?


No...this was meant to frighten not titallate...






Your evil plan backfired , Im officially titilated!  
6/20/2010 5:21:25 PM EDT
[#39]
If I'm just going on my own to practice (as opposed to an organized practice/match), I always start by dry firing a few times with each weapon before firing the first live round.

I got started shooting with NRA smallbore rifle, and it's just a habit that's stuck with me. If I'm going to a match or similiar where there isn't a good place to dry fire ahead of time easily, I just skip it.

EDIT: I also always wash my hands after shooting, either at the range (if it has facilities) or first thing when I get home. I also sweep up my brass, throw away shot targets, and generally try to make sure the range is cleaner when I leave then when I got there.
6/20/2010 5:39:58 PM EDT
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I stop at Ponderosa and get a center cut sirloin, baked potato and eat the hell out of the lunch buffet. Then I come home, clean all my guns, AND take a freaking nap.
6/20/2010 5:50:30 PM EDT
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EDIT: I also always wash my hands after shooting, either at the range (if it has facilities) or first thing when I get home. I also sweep up my brass, throw away shot targets, and generally try to make sure the range is cleaner when I leave then when I got there.


I do the same.  And if I'm feeling extra ambitious, I sweep up the brass that other litterers have left behind
6/20/2010 6:09:51 PM EDT
[#42]
Don't really have any. I do tend to shake a lot when I arrive for some reason, but when the time comes to shoot I am fine. It's not due to any fear of weapons since I literally sleep with a rifle every night, and it's not due to loud noises either (which I have no problem with). I think it might be because I always have to pee when I get there.
6/20/2010 6:18:33 PM EDT
[#43]
I generally go shooting with the same 3 shooting buddies.  We rotate on who brings the cigars for when we're done shooting.  Rain or shine, 95 degrees, or 5 degrees.

We try to have something new whether it's brand, length, or size.  It's a nice way to cap off the day.
6/20/2010 6:23:30 PM EDT
[#44]
I quit smoking and chewing for the most part but after some shooting i always bum a dip, cig or buy a cigar. Force of habit from my ground pounding days i guess.
6/20/2010 6:40:39 PM EDT
[#45]
After rifle shooting I like to go to A&W for lunch and a frosty mug of root beer.
6/20/2010 6:49:59 PM EDT
[#46]
Mag dump at the end of the day when all the old fudds are gone.
6/20/2010 7:30:24 PM EDT
[#47]
If I am at an indoor range I always keep one extra magazine loaded.  If I have to load magazines, the extra full one is in the handgun so the pistol is never just sitting empty.  

Shooting outside, on private land, I never leave my rifle behind me.  Always carry it with me when I check my targets.  

No matter where I shoot, always make sure I leave with one full magainze.

Never take more than 2 guns when I got shooting.  Pistol and a rifle shooting outside, usually just one pistol when shooting inside.
6/20/2010 9:44:12 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.





Can I be the official leg-humper for this thread?


 
No...this was meant to frighten not titallate...






Hey, either way works for me.




 
6/20/2010 9:47:34 PM EDT
[#49]
i jerk off all over the range, collect it into a container for later. i like to use it to remove copper fouling.
6/20/2010 9:54:41 PM EDT
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I undress, oil myself, face south and pray to the gods of accuracy to bless my session afterwards I sacrifice a live chicken and slather myself in its blood.


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