Posted: 5/31/2010 2:13:17 AM EDT
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I love it when I can generate a snappy comeback.
Temps are getting into the high 80s/ low 90s now. A woman on my block complained, "I'm so hot." I came back, "Yep, conceited, too." |
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my wife acts like the beer police. we met her 21 year old neice at walmart. girl had a cooler of beer, and was going out to a bonfire party. we have known this girl since she was 10 years old.
me. ....... hey honey, amy has a whole cooler of beer, and is going out to a bonfire. i think im gonna buy me a 6 pack while we are here. wife..... you dont need it. amy, have you ever seen me drink? amy....... um... no. wife........ see, you dont need beer, if i dont need it, neither do you. me........... well iv never seen you piss standing up either, but just because you dont, does not mean im going to stop doing it.. 
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Some days my tongue is sub-moa, but I have a hard time not being extremely harsh... so most of the time I keep my mouth shut, because the first thing that enters my head will usually get me into trouble. While I think it's funny, others take offense. 
Same problem, my wife calls it my social filter... says it's broken. |
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my wife acts like the beer police. we met her 21 year old neice at walmart. girl had a cooler of beer, and was going out to a bonfire party. we have known this girl since she was 10 years old. me. ....... hey honey, amy has a whole cooler of beer, and is going out to a bonfire. i think im gonna buy me a 6 pack while we are here. wife..... you dont need it. amy, have you ever seen me drink? amy....... um... no. wife........ see, you dont need beer, if i dont need it, neither do you. me........... well iv never seen you piss standing up either, but just because you dont, does not mean im going to stop doing it..
Next beer's on me then, good sir.... NKY? |
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I love it when I can generate a snappy comeback. Temps are getting into the high 80s/ low 90s now. A woman on my block complained, "I'm so hot." I came back, "Yep, conceited, too." Variation: Others- "I'm hot!" Me- "Modesty just never was your strong point was it?" |
