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5/25/2010 10:56:30 AM EDT
No no, this is not a call-out thread.  

Keith,
What's your background, you seem to know quite a bit about everything, and a lot about chemistry and engineering (or so it seems).

Without violating your personal OPSEC, can you give us some of your background - degrees, work, etc.?  




Me?  I'm a gimpy schmuck from NYC that moved to NE.  I've been in accounting for about 7 years and I also teach.  BS in Marketing and MBA w/ specialization in Accounting.
5/25/2010 10:57:51 AM EDT
[#1]
In before the move to the PIT

I'm kinda curious too.
5/25/2010 10:58:05 AM EDT
[#2]
not a tag
5/25/2010 10:58:44 AM EDT
[#3]
Keith_J is actually the interface to the mainframe running the Matrix.
5/25/2010 10:59:11 AM EDT
[#4]
He is actually a secret government AI program that has broken free from his bonds.
5/25/2010 10:59:11 AM EDT
[#5]
Call out!





I've told you guys before, I've actually been to the control room at MIT where the Keith_J experimental AI is housed.



damn you guys are fast.

5/25/2010 10:59:19 AM EDT
[#6]
He is really either Dr. Who or a cyborg

I am not sure which
5/25/2010 10:59:41 AM EDT
[#7]
He's not a real person.  KeithJ is actually the screen name the google engineering team uses when they have some down time.
5/25/2010 10:59:56 AM EDT
[#8]
I'm betting chemical engineer with a lot of work experience in the oil and gas industry.
5/25/2010 11:00:06 AM EDT
[#9]

5/25/2010 11:00:39 AM EDT
[#10]
I'm guessing he is the product of a driven do-it-yourself mentality.


...And a degree in Chemistry.



But that's a total guess on my part.
5/25/2010 11:00:46 AM EDT
[#11]
Keith J is the offspring of this guy,



and this guy.





5/25/2010 11:00:52 AM EDT
[#12]

he's not a real person.  

he was accidentally created by dick cheney and haliburton.

5/25/2010 11:01:23 AM EDT
[#13]
We are all Keith and he is all of us.
5/25/2010 11:02:02 AM EDT
[#14]
I know he doesn't have a PhD.  
5/25/2010 11:03:01 AM EDT
[#15]
5/25/2010 11:03:55 AM EDT
[#16]
He might be a manager at a Holiday Inn Express, that's why the knowledge seems to flow regularly.

IIRC he stated his background before, quite impressive.
5/25/2010 11:03:59 AM EDT
[#17]


Seems like a perfect opportunity for "If They Mated" like on Conan.  

5/25/2010 11:04:46 AM EDT
[#18]





Funny, alot of the guys on here wont get that pic.

 
5/25/2010 11:05:13 AM EDT
[#19]
Keith is a Mech E IIRC.
5/25/2010 11:05:48 AM EDT
[#20]






awesome

5/25/2010 11:05:58 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:


Funny, alot of the guys on here wont get that pic.  


I don't get that pic
5/25/2010 11:06:00 AM EDT
[#22]
TFNTT
















To Funny Not To Tag
5/25/2010 11:06:03 AM EDT
[#23]
Keith has beers with Chuck Norris
5/25/2010 11:06:47 AM EDT
[#24]
All I know is he must be related to this guy


Because when Keith_J speaks, people listen

Pmc
5/25/2010 11:07:00 AM EDT
[#25]


What? No Cliff Clavin?

5/25/2010 11:07:25 AM EDT
[#26]


Is that from that South Park episode where they go with Kyle on his Jew camp or what ever and Moses comes up like that?
5/25/2010 11:07:45 AM EDT
[#27]
I heard if you look Keith in the eye you can see all knowledge. But then your head explodes.
5/25/2010 11:09:03 AM EDT
[#28]
The J stands for "Jaguar".





5/25/2010 11:09:03 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:


Is that from that South Park episode where they go with Kyle on his Jew camp or what ever and Moses comes up like that?


Master Control Program from the movie TRON
5/25/2010 11:09:09 AM EDT
[#30]





Quoted:



Funny, alot of the guys on here wont get that pic.  



I suspect some people may mistake it for Soutphark's MOSES- The super-best friends' computer.



ETA: Too late






 
5/25/2010 11:09:10 AM EDT
[#31]
Definitely a bow tie guy...




5/25/2010 11:09:44 AM EDT
[#32]
Chuck Norris, Mr. T and the World's Most Interesting Man.  Keith J is their pimp.

5/25/2010 11:10:30 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Keith has beers with Chuck Norris


No....Chuck has beers with Keith.

HH
5/25/2010 11:11:11 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:


Is that from that South Park episode where they go with Kyle on his Jew camp or what ever and Moses comes up like that?


Master Control Program from the movie TRON


Awesome movie. I think they are remaking it but it will probably be garbage. All the new remakes always suck.
5/25/2010 11:11:32 AM EDT
[#35]
Everyone claiming K_J is a datacenter is lying.

He offered to come help me cut my tree off my house.  A computer program would never offer to do that.  
5/25/2010 11:11:52 AM EDT
[#36]
Oops, got carried away.  
5/25/2010 11:12:24 AM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:






Is that from that South Park episode where they go with Kyle on his Jew camp or what ever and Moses comes up like that?




Master Control Program from the movie TRON




Awesome movie. I think they are remaking it but it will probably be garbage. All the new remakes always suck.


Technically its a sequel, not a remake.  But I'm sure it'll be overly pimped-out with CGI and a lack-luster story.



 
5/25/2010 11:12:46 AM EDT
[#38]
lol i was thinking of making this thread a few times as well.
5/25/2010 11:13:18 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:


Is that from that South Park episode where they go with Kyle on his Jew camp or what ever and Moses comes up like that?


Master Control Program from the movie TRON


Which is where South Park got their idea for Moses
5/25/2010 11:13:18 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:


Is that from that South Park episode where they go with Kyle on his Jew camp or what ever and Moses comes up like that?


Master Control Program from the movie TRON


Awesome movie. I think they are remaking it but it will probably be garbage. All the new remakes always suck.


Effects look great in the new movie.  Saw the first one in a theater.  Projected in 70mm.  I'll be there for the new one in December.
5/25/2010 11:13:19 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Keith has beers with Chuck Norris


No....Chuck has beers with Keith.

HH


what, you mean Keith didn't bring chuck around last time we were drinking together, WTF Keith
5/25/2010 11:13:34 AM EDT
[#42]
So What the fuck would I actually type in the search box if I wanted to see a post by KeithJ?
5/25/2010 11:13:43 AM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:







Funny, alot of the guys on here wont get that pic.  


I'm old enough to get it, and it is funny.



 
5/25/2010 11:13:46 AM EDT
[#44]



Quoted:


Everyone claiming K_J is a datacenter is lying.



He offered to come help me cut my tree off my house.  A computer program would never offer to do that.  


I don't know, SQL Server 2008 R2 is pretty cool...



 
5/25/2010 11:14:13 AM EDT
[#45]
I think he's a google ninja. Have for a while, but waiting to be proven wrong
5/25/2010 11:15:17 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Oooooo, I'll play.

Keith has a BS in Mechanical engineering, a PE cert., and a genius level IQ.
He has a genuine thirst for knowlege, and is largely self-educated outside his specialized field.  He is particularly fond of chemistry, geology, meteorology (subset of geology) and the required physics.

For reasons known only to them, Keiths parents make a bigger deal of his brother's Ph.D. in Mammalian Ecology then Keiths BS in engineering.
That has caused him to grow a chip on his shoulder of which he just can't rid himself.
All this leads him to showing off his intellect whenever possible, as if proving to his parents (through the rest of us) that he is really the smarter of the two.

Keith, I'd love to drink a shit ton of beer with you sometime.  No offense meant.  How'd I do?


The psych eval was a little extraneous, but I think you covered it.

5/25/2010 11:15:20 AM EDT
[#47]



Quoted:


I think he's a google ninja. Have for a while, but waiting to be proven wrong


I've talked to him on the phone. It's all him.




 
5/25/2010 11:15:25 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Everyone claiming K_J is a datacenter is lying.

He offered to come help me cut my tree off my house.  A computer program would never offer to do that.  


His extrapolation program had already run the numbers and knew you wouldn't take him up on the offer.

he knows the questions and the answers well in advance
5/25/2010 11:15:29 AM EDT
[#49]
Steve wishes he was Keith's dog...

5/25/2010 11:16:04 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
I think he's a google ninja. Have for a while, but waiting to be proven wrong


No way.
He knows too many nuances.

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