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Posted: 5/13/2010 3:13:34 PM EDT

You have to Fuck one, kill one and marry one:

Oprah Winfrey

Michelle Obama

Rupaul

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:14:05 PM EDT

[#1]

IBTL

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:15:18 PM EDT

[#2]

I'd kill myself.

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:15:37 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
You have to Fuck one, kill one and marry one:

Oprah Winfrey

Michelle Obama

Rupaul

Damn..
Rupaul... Honey, I know, Oprah had stome stank ass bush....

You know this is gonna get locked right?

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:15:47 PM EDT

[#4]

I think you caught the dumb.

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:16:56 PM EDT

[#5]

And me caught without my 'WTF is this shit' .gif

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:17:29 PM EDT

[#6]

Marry: Oprah for the money

Fuck: Mrs Obama for the "I fucked your wife you liar!" shout-out during the next State of the Union.

I guess that leaves Ru Paul.

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:17:31 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
IBTL

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:17:59 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

And me caught without my 'WTF is this shit' .gif

Sometimes in life you just have to make some really shitty choices

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:18:54 PM EDT

[#9]

That was a very funny scene from Step Brothers. John C Riley is one funny and goofy looking sumbitch.

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:19:08 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
You have to Fuck one, kill one and marry one:

Oprah Winfrey

Michelle Obama

Rupaul

Fuck Obama (OBVIOUSLY)
Kill Rupaul (nothing else to do from the list with a cross dresser)
Marry Winfrey (Sugar mama!!!!)

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:19:18 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Marry: Oprah for the money

Fuck: Mrs Obama for the "I fucked your wife you liar!" shout-out during the next State of the Union.

I guess that leaves Ru Paul.

Really this is the only way to go besides suicide.

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:20:06 PM EDT

[#12]

Marry oprah.dont have to fuck her, and shes loaded

the other two are hard. but im gonna go with...

Fuck michelle

kill rupal

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:20:20 PM EDT

[#13]

Only in ARFCOM GD

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:20:30 PM EDT

[#14]

Marry Oprah, she has Oprah Money.

F Sasquatch, she has been screwing us for the past year and a half. No lube, third input and make it hurt.

Kill Rupaul. For no other reason than I aint gay and he/she has no money.

I would then proceed to spend all of O's money on hookers, blow and NFA goodness. When the money, blow and ammo are gone, I would go to confession and then jump in front of a speeding bread truck.

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:20:32 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Marry: Oprah for the money

Fuck: Mrs Obama for the "I fucked your wife you liar!" shout-out during the next State of the Union.

I guess that leaves Ru Paul.

I had the exact same reasoning, but with the tertiary benefit of getting to rage-fuck Mrs. Obama.

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:21:28 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You have to Fuck one, kill one and marry one:

Oprah Winfrey

Michelle Obama

Rupaul

Fuck Obama (OBVIOUSLY)
Kill Rupaul (nothing else to do from the list with a cross dresser)
Marry Winfrey (Sugar mama!!!!)

Yea, I'd bang it out with Michelle.

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:22:53 PM EDT

[#17]

Oprah.

But not in the OP's order.

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:23:20 PM EDT

[#18]

Tough call, but I'm marrying Oprah and will have to flip a coin on the other two.

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:25:17 PM EDT

[#19]

You have to lock one thread:

1. http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1040051&page=1

2. http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1040051&page=1

3. http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1040051&page=1

Posted: 5/13/2010 3:25:44 PM EDT

[#20]

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