Posted: 4/13/2010 9:17:26 PM EDT
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ok, so here goes my mini rant of the week...
so the wife wanted to rent that movie "precious"... and did. me, being the whipped husband that i am agreed to watch it with her. i knew the wife is all about those depressing, absolutly suicidal-ly low movies... but i thought i had a high threshold for bullshit, so i though i could sit through this one. BIG MISTAKE! about halfway through (i guess) i had to "excuse" myself from our living room and walk away in a cool, calm, collective way. in reality, i suddenly jumped up... said "i cant take anymore of this fucking disgusting bullshit!", walked off to the kitchen and got myself a beer. ran up the stairs and took a 45 minute shower with my cold beer, finding myself with a tenth of a bar of soap, but needing a pallet-load. all the way, i'm talking to myself on how flat out horrible the movie was. 1. the actors are disgusting, not a single actress above a "4". in fact, quite possibly the grossest movie of all time. permanent flacidity. 2. the storyline, although vivid, is wholely depressing. not a single uplifting moment throughout the entire film. not a single comedic moment. shows the worst human trash and soul-crushing abuse i never would want to see. even if it's "entertainment" (of course which it is not) 3. the charecters themselves are pretty good, but see 1 and 2. the best acting in the world a great film can not make. 4. i do not need to be shown the flaws in the social welfare system, and the lazyness it creates. i know. i also know where shit comes from, but i dont wanna see it come out. i may be alone in this, but after seeing this movie, i suddenly feel the need to scrub it out of my head with drano and a speer gold dot to the head. depressing, disgusting, miserable and... uh, disgusting again. fucking waste of my time, money and emotion. fat-ass disgusting actresses + painfully depressing story = the worst fucking horrible snuff film of all time. so, what 'yall think? -rb |
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You missed the point. All the depressing themes are direct results because the man has been keeping those people down due to slavery and the innate evilness of the white man. Once you realize this, and empathize with the people, from the girl that is picked on to her abusive parents, you will understand the triumph of the people against the man. |
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You missed the point. All the depressing themes are direct results because the man has been keeping those people down due to slavery and the innate evilness of the white man. Once you realize this, and empathize with the people, from the girl that is picked on to her abusive parents, you will understand the triumph of the people against the man. Actually not this time...That was not the theme..*lol* It just was sad and depressing. I remember saying in the middle of the movie––-Fuck can anything else happen to this girl..And I will be damned it did.. My mom couldn't get past the first 45 minutes... |
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Don't get down! <a href="http://img85.imageshack" target="_blank">http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2526/couragewolf.jpg</a> hehe, thanks man. i fucking needed that... -rb |
| I appreciate how you took one for the team to let us all know not to see it... wasn't on my list of things to see but hell you still took it like a champ. I'm sorry to hear how you want to clean your head with a Gold Dot but I will take this opportunity to claim dibs on guns, ammo and accessories. |
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One of the best movies I've ever seen.
In fact, one of the best conservative movies I've even seen. - The "single mother" theme, unlike the liberal "Murphy Brown" propaganda, is revealed as a horrible, horrible thing. In other words, Dan Quayle was right. - People all around her urged her to get an abortion, and she did not. She's a teenager who has been raped by her own father (who was not married to her mother), and yet, like Sarah Palin knowing she had a child with Down's Syndrome, she "chose life" –– resisting all the liberal do-ggoders around her. You can't get more of an anti-abortion, pro-life theme than that. - You needed to watch until the end to get the uplifting part. Precious was one of 2009's trilogy of movies about the redemptive power of parental love. In Blind Side, an illiterate kid with no parents, no place to sleep, absolutely no hope to ever amount to anything in life, with the deck totally stacked against him –– no future, no hope, no prospects –– is taken in for no reason other than pure Christian charity. In the end, unconditional parental love (choosing/deciding to love a child for no good reason) transforms the boy's life. (The Christian motivation was downplayed for political correctness, in my opinion. The real life characters were and are devoutly religious. I am an atheist, but I thought it was dishonest to not feature that more prominently.) In The Road, an eight-year-old boy with everything against him, in a post-apocalyptic world that is as bleak and horrible as the writer can imagine (including rampant cannibalism), is protected and loved by his father, who tries to teach him about conservative "values" like knowing the difference between "right" and "wrong." In the very first scene, the father looks at his son and declares that the boy is proof of God's existence. At the end, the father dies, and the child really is helpless and hopeless, and doomed to die (and probably be eaten). At that moment, along come some strangers, who for no good reason other than unconditional love and it's the "right" thing to do, take the boy in to be part of their own family. In Precious, a girl who has everything going against her that the writer can think of (as another poster put it, just when you think it couldn't possibly get worse, it gets worse), is redeemed by adults who act like parents, and take an interest in her –– most notably Mariah Carey as the social worker, and Paula Patton as the teacher (and if she ain't hot, you ain't paying attention; she is hot!) They have faith in her; they love her even though she is one of the most unlovable people in the world –– fat, ugly, illiterate –– and at the end, she is determined to fight against her fate, and not be a welfare queen like her despicable mother She learns how to read and write. She takes parenting classes, so that her children can have the parental love that she never had. It is one of the most spiritually uplifting stories ever. And as I said –– it's a conservative movie: the welfare system hurts; it doesn't help. The public schools system hurts; it doesn't help. The welfare state is degrading and dehumanizing. Isn't that what we have been telling liberals for years? Watch it again, all the way through. Powerful movie. |
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Quoted: One of the best movies I've ever seen. In fact, one of the best conservative movies I've even seen. - The "single mother" theme, unlike the liberal "Murphy Brown" propaganda, is revealed as a horrible, horrible thing. In other words, Dan Quayle was right. - People all around her urged her to get an abortion, and she did not. She's a teenager who has been raped by her own father (who was not married to her mother), and yet, like Sarah Palin knowing she had a child with Down's Syndrome, she "chose life" –– resisting all the liberal do-ggoders around her. You can't get more of an anti-abortion, pro-life theme than that. - You needed to watch until the end to get the uplifting part. Precious was one of 2009's trilogy of movies about the redemptive power of parental love. In Blind Side, an illiterate kid with no parents, no place to sleep, absolutely no hope to ever amount to anything in life, with the deck totally stacked against him –– no future, no hope, no prospects –– is taken in for no reason other than pure Christian charity. In the end, unconditional parental love (choosing/deciding to love a child for no good reason) transforms the boy's life. (The Christian motivation was downplayed for political correctness, in my opinion. The real life characters were and are devoutly religious. I am an atheist, but I thought it was dishonest to not feature that more prominently.) In The Road, an eight-year-old boy with everything against him, in a post-apocalyptic world that is as bleak and horrible as the writer can imagine (including rampant cannibalism), is protected and loved by his father, who tries to teach him about conservative "values" like knowing the difference between "right" and "wrong." In the very first scene, the father looks at his son and declares that the boy is proof of God's existence. At the end, the father dies, and the child really is helpless and hopeless, and doomed to die (and probably be eaten). At that moment, along come some strangers, who for no good reason other than unconditional love and it's the "right" thing to do, take the boy in to be part of their own family. In Precious, a girl who has everything going against her that the writer can think of (as another poster put it, just when you think it couldn't possibly get worse, it gets worse), is redeemed by adults who act like parents, and take an interest in her –– most notably Mariah Carey as the social worker, and Paula Patton as the teacher (and if she ain't hot, you ain't paying attention; she is hot!) They have faith in her; they love her even though she is one of the most unlovable people in the world –– fat, ugly, illiterate –– and at the end, she is determined to fight against her fate, and not be a welfare queen like her despicable mother She learns how to read and write. She takes parenting classes, so that her children can have the parental love that she never had. It is one of the most spiritually uplifting stories ever. And as I said –– it's a conservative movie: the welfare system hurts; it doesn't help. The public schools system hurts; it doesn't help. The welfare state is degrading and dehumanizing. Isn't that what we have been telling liberals for years? Watch it again, all the way through. Powerful movie. Wow, interesting. I keep hearing how unrealistic "Disenyesque" movies have "ruined" women in this country, yet here we have one that's utterly depressingly realistic and no one wants to watch it. |
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Quoted: Wow, interesting. I keep hearing how unrealistic "Disenyesque" movies have "ruined" women in this country, yet here we have one that's utterly depressingly realistic and no one wants to watch it. Tell me about it. Every time we have sex my wife tells me that she pretends that I am Goofy. |
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I know the feeling.
Mrs. Dual and I went to see "Beloved" in the theater. And we had enough white guilt going that we felt like we couldn't leave, being the only white couple in the entire theater. (Wasn't that packed, but still....) I owed her, the last movie we saw was something action or sci-fi.. I forget. So it was her turn. Danny Glover humping a sweat-shiny Oprah Winfrey in dirty 1800's antebellum costume, with stuff like faux cataract contacts as part of the makeup... is forever burned into my mind. |
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The wife and I have already established "boundaries". She does not have to watch Top Gear, or any of my "man movies". I dont have to watch "knocked up teenage slut" shows on MTV or any of the "twilight" series. Also no "Lifetime man hater tv" It is understood that the other will go do something else. I generally go out to the man cave and pop in a movie out there |
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The wife and I have already established "boundaries". She does not have to watch Top Gear, or any of my "man movies". I dont have to watch "knocked up teenage slut" shows on MTV or any of the "twilight" series. Also no "Lifetime man hater tv" It is understood that the other will go do something else. I generally go out to the man cave and pop in a movie out there Luckily we both like the same types of movies. TV is pretty hit-or-miss though as I love to watch America's Next Top Model, Project Runway––-stuff like that and he can't stand it. The only time I beg him to change it is when the Twilight Zone marathons are on Scy-Fy. He HAS to watch them and it drives me nuts. But with movies, aside from the rare foreign film I feel compelled to watch once in a blue moon we're pretty spot on with each other. |
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One of the best movies I've ever seen. In fact, one of the best conservative movies I've even seen. - The "single mother" theme, unlike the liberal "Murphy Brown" propaganda, is revealed as a horrible, horrible thing. In other words, Dan Quayle was right. - People all around her urged her to get an abortion, and she did not. She's a teenager who has been raped by her own father (who was not married to her mother), and yet, like Sarah Palin knowing she had a child with Down's Syndrome, she "chose life" –– resisting all the liberal do-ggoders around her. You can't get more of an anti-abortion, pro-life theme than that. - You needed to watch until the end to get the uplifting part. Precious was one of 2009's trilogy of movies about the redemptive power of parental love. In Blind Side, an illiterate kid with no parents, no place to sleep, absolutely no hope to ever amount to anything in life, with the deck totally stacked against him –– no future, no hope, no prospects –– is taken in for no reason other than pure Christian charity. In the end, unconditional parental love (choosing/deciding to love a child for no good reason) transforms the boy's life. (The Christian motivation was downplayed for political correctness, in my opinion. The real life characters were and are devoutly religious. I am an atheist, but I thought it was dishonest to not feature that more prominently.) In The Road, an eight-year-old boy with everything against him, in a post-apocalyptic world that is as bleak and horrible as the writer can imagine (including rampant cannibalism), is protected and loved by his father, who tries to teach him about conservative "values" like knowing the difference between "right" and "wrong." In the very first scene, the father looks at his son and declares that the boy is proof of God's existence. At the end, the father dies, and the child really is helpless and hopeless, and doomed to die (and probably be eaten). At that moment, along come some strangers, who for no good reason other than unconditional love and it's the "right" thing to do, take the boy in to be part of their own family. In Precious, a girl who has everything going against her that the writer can think of (as another poster put it, just when you think it couldn't possibly get worse, it gets worse), is redeemed by adults who act like parents, and take an interest in her –– most notably Mariah Carey as the social worker, and Paula Patton as the teacher (and if she ain't hot, you ain't paying attention; she is hot!) They have faith in her; they love her even though she is one of the most unlovable people in the world –– fat, ugly, illiterate –– and at the end, she is determined to fight against her fate, and not be a welfare queen like her despicable mother She learns how to read and write. She takes parenting classes, so that her children can have the parental love that she never had. It is one of the most spiritually uplifting stories ever. And as I said –– it's a conservative movie: the welfare system hurts; it doesn't help. The public schools system hurts; it doesn't help. The welfare state is degrading and dehumanizing. Isn't that what we have been telling liberals for years? Watch it again, all the way through. Powerful movie. Wow, interesting. I keep hearing how unrealistic "Disenyesque" movies have "ruined" women in this country, yet here we have one that's utterly depressingly realistic and no one wants to watch it. Shindler's list is a depressing movie, too, but still a movie that everybody should watch, even though there are no hot babes or bitchin' special effects. |

