Well, as longer as we are offering scenarios...
Hillary Clinton, tired of being a mere N.Y. senator, and fed up because she lost the U.S. Presidential election to actor Jim Carrey, renounces her U.S. citizenship and moves to China. After a brief residence there she get in good with the Chinese leadership, who are so old and have such bad eyesight that they fail to see how ugly she is.
Eventually she is appointed Prenier of China and appears on The Chinese Nationalist Socialist Workers of the People's TV network and gives a speech. Millions of Chinese begin vomiting, and in time die of severe dehydration. The Chinese military becomes destabilized and civil war breaks out.
Because of these many problems, exports of Chinese goods to the United States ceases. Suddenly, the U.S. has no toilet paper, no dishes, no replacement car parts, no toys, no phones, no cheap M14 receivers, no replacement fusing circuits for its nuclear arsenal, and heaven only knows what else. The United States is paralyzed and is plunged into a stone age society for years to come.
[rolleyes]