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4/7/2010 9:00:08 AM EDT
Last week I bought an AR stripped lower with the idea of building it piece by piece over a several month period. With the idea of not tripping the wifes credit card radar too badly.
 Well I looked at that lower for a few days and couldn't stand it any longer.  So last Monday I ordered a 16" midlength upper from Bravo Co. along with a Stag arms lower parts kit.    The wife isn't going to be happy.  when she finds out.    

  So UPS says it's out for delivery today,fantastic I'm off today.     Now I'm waiting for the driver to get here. If the wife or kids order something that guy gets here by 2 P.M.    if I order something he get's here around 6 P.M.

 Why the hell can't he get here before the wife gets home from work.   When the door bell rings and one of the kids gets to the door before I do and they drag in a 3 foot box the wife is going to be all over it.  

  I'm fooked

4/7/2010 9:06:10 AM EDT
[#1]
LOL....been there before...c'mon be there be there!!!!! Good Luck!!
4/7/2010 9:09:24 AM EDT
[#2]
Until your UPS driver leaves boxes containing Class 3 rifles outside your police department just across the street from the city's largest Section 8 housing development, you've got no right to complain.
4/7/2010 9:09:28 AM EDT
[#3]
So its UPS's fault that you cant control your spending and are dishonest with your wife?
4/7/2010 9:11:10 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
So its UPS's fault that you cant control your spending and are dishonest with your wife?



I wanna party with you!!
4/7/2010 9:12:18 AM EDT
[#5]



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Until your UPS driver leaves boxes containing Class 3 rifles outside your police department just across the street from the city's largest Section 8 housing development, you've got no right to complain.


Yikes. I hope the dumbass got fired over that.



 
4/7/2010 9:14:47 AM EDT
[#6]
LOL. My UPS guy shows up after 7pm without fail. Sometimes my wife hides the package to watch me keep going back and forth to the door to see if it has arrived.  She cant get mad because we are pretty responsible with our money. If I don't have the cash I can't afford it.
4/7/2010 9:16:47 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
So its UPS's fault that you cant control your spending and are dishonest with your wife?


Dude, the whole thing is tongue-in-cheek.

4/7/2010 9:17:44 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
So its UPS's fault that you cant control your spending and are dishonest with your wife?


Dude, the whole thing is tongue-in-cheek.



I was being sarcastic.
4/7/2010 9:19:09 AM EDT
[#9]
Your own fear is creating this reality. Darkness cannot hide from the light. Come clean, stop trying to hide things from someone you have proclaimed to be in union with, and all will be right in Heaven and earth.

4/7/2010 9:20:35 AM EDT
[#10]
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So its UPS's fault that you cant control your spending and are dishonest with your wife?


 Wrong on both counts, haven't  bought anything gun related in well over a year.  other than a couple cases of ammo.

  I just wanted  to at least get the lower assembled and the upper put on. Enjoy finger fucking my new AR. Before the wife starts asking why i need another one of "those" for and "how much did that cost?"

4/7/2010 9:22:56 AM EDT
[#11]
Have the package held at the UPS depot and pick it up there.
4/7/2010 9:23:36 AM EDT
[#12]
Yes,my original post was meant as tongue and cheek. i just want the guy to here so i can play with my new AR dammit!
4/7/2010 9:25:02 AM EDT
[#13]
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Yes,my original post was meant as tongue and cheek.


Mine too. But, damn, ain't it funny how the universe fucks with our insidious plans!
4/7/2010 12:04:59 PM EDT
[#14]
I have all my goodies shipped to work. its dropped off by 1300. No fuss no muss, no waiting around, someone is here to get it.
4/7/2010 12:07:50 PM EDT
[#15]




Quoted:

Last week I bought an AR stripped lower with the idea of building it piece by piece over a several month period. With the idea of not tripping the wifes credit card radar too badly.

Well I looked at that lower for a few days and couldn't stand it any longer. So last Monday I ordered a 16" midlength upper from Bravo Co. along with a Stag arms lower parts kit. The wife isn't going to be happy. when she finds out.



So UPS says it's out for delivery today,fantastic I'm off today. Now I'm waiting for the driver to get here. If the wife or kids order something that guy gets here by 2 P.M. if I order something he get's here around 6 P.M.



Why the hell can't he get here before the wife gets home from work. When the door bell rings and one of the kids gets to the door before I do and they drag in a 3 foot box the wife is going to be all over it.



I'm fooked






Well that would take all of the sport out of it......


4/7/2010 12:09:40 PM EDT
[#16]
My most recent order was delayed because the "normal driver" was on vacation and the "new driver" didn't know how to get to my apartment complex.  He called me, I gave him directions, he never got here.  I checked my UPS tracker and it had gone back to the warehouse.    

He was within 2 miles of my apartment when he called.  I don't even live in the boondocks or anything.  Infuriating!!
I feel ya OP
4/7/2010 12:10:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Dibs on gun and ammo. Maybe wifey unit too when she kicks your ass out.
4/7/2010 12:11:18 PM EDT
[#18]
Go buy a girlfriend and send it to her house.
4/7/2010 12:21:04 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
So its UPS's fault that you cant control your spending and are dishonest with your wife?


Hey Francis, lighten up.
4/7/2010 12:31:21 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Last week I bought an AR stripped lower with the idea of building it piece by piece over a several month period. With the idea of not tripping the wifes credit card radar too badly.
Well I looked at that lower for a few days and couldn't stand it any longer. So last Monday I ordered a 16" midlength upper from Bravo Co. along with a Stag arms lower parts kit. The wife isn't going to be happy. when she finds out.

So UPS says it's out for delivery today,fantastic I'm off today. Now I'm waiting for the driver to get here. If the wife or kids order something that guy gets here by 2 P.M. if I order something he get's here around 6 P.M.

Why the hell can't he get here before the wife gets home from work. When the door bell rings and one of the kids gets to the door before I do and they drag in a 3 foot box the wife is going to be all over it.

I'm fooked


Well that would take all of the sport out of it......


Absolutely!!
It's a race to get home as me and the missus both get off work at 1700 and work equidistant from home. Sometimes she gets the drop on me, sometimes I get the drop on her when she orders something. UPS always delivers here around 1300-1330. So it sits till one of gets home. Sometimes she hides my goodie package, sometimes I hide hers. It's all in fun. Neither of us go hog wild ordering stuff online. It's usually penny ante stuff. Nothing large.
She did order a new lap top she had been wanting. I got the drop on her a few days before Christmas and wrapped it in wrapping paper and put it under the tree. She busted out laughing when she unwrapped it and it was still in the original box it was shipped in.

She has gotten me before. Hid 2 packages. 1 from Magpul and one from Bravo Co in one week. She hid them under the bed till I asked about them.