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4/2/2010 7:06:41 PM EDT
I had 2 McDonald's apple pies left over after taking the kids yesterday as a treat.  So after we put them to bed tonight I took them out of the fridge, tossed one to my husband and said, "Here you go.  It's the only pie you're getting tonight so enjoy it."  

He said, "Ok.  Warm it up and leave me alone for a bit."




ETA  Since everyone is getting their panties in a twist––––––-I was joking when I said that to him.  He's not being deprived.  Promise.  
4/2/2010 7:07:49 PM EDT
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4/2/2010 7:08:09 PM EDT
[#2]
Well I hate to break it to you ,but your husband may have relations with that pie.
4/2/2010 7:09:43 PM EDT
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4/2/2010 7:09:57 PM EDT
[#4]
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Well I hate to break it to you ,but your husband may have relations with that pie.


4/2/2010 7:10:28 PM EDT
[#5]
thats gona be messy.
4/2/2010 7:11:57 PM EDT
[#6]

`Prolly better tasting than that trout anyway.








I'm just sayin.
4/2/2010 7:12:41 PM EDT
[#7]
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I had 2 McDonald's apple pies left over after taking the kids yesterday as a treat.  So after we put them to bed tonight I took them out of the fridge, tossed one to my husband and said, "Here you go.  It's the only pie you're getting tonight so enjoy it."  

He said, "Ok.  Warm it up and leave me alone for a bit."



Why on earth would you deny the pie?
4/2/2010 7:13:43 PM EDT
[#8]
Dear husband,

4/2/2010 7:14:59 PM EDT
[#9]
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`Prolly better tasting than that trout anyway.








I'm just sayin.


4/2/2010 7:15:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Calm down everyone.  It was a joke.  

That was not the only pie he'll have tonight.  

Imagine that........a married couple joking around and having fun!  
4/2/2010 7:16:27 PM EDT
[#11]
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`Prolly better tasting than that trout anyway.








I'm just sayin.



Don't project.  It's unbecoming.
4/2/2010 7:16:59 PM EDT
[#12]
Don't deny your man the pie...  remember...  all of your kind have one...  there will be another one who won't deny the pie...  just sayin
4/2/2010 7:17:32 PM EDT
[#13]
Teehee.  

Good one, girl!  
4/2/2010 7:18:39 PM EDT
[#14]
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Well I hate to break it to you ,but your husband may have relations with that pie.




Ouch...can't fault me for accesing the situation.
4/2/2010 7:19:20 PM EDT
[#15]
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Teehee.  

Good one, girl!  


Apparently you're one of the few who has a fully functioning humor meter tonight.  
4/2/2010 7:19:55 PM EDT
[#16]
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Well I hate to break it to you ,but your husband may have relations with that pie.




Ouch...can't fault me for accesing the situation.


I wasn't.  I was faulting you for thinking I didn't get his joke.  
4/2/2010 7:22:38 PM EDT
[#17]
Well, that apple pie tonight may be better than the pie he gets from you tonight.  
4/2/2010 7:24:03 PM EDT
[#18]
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Well, that apple pie tonight may be better than the pie he gets from you tonight.  


Not an issue.  
4/2/2010 7:26:15 PM EDT
[#19]
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Well I hate to break it to you ,but your husband may have relations with that pie.




Ouch...can't fault me for accesing the situation.


I wasn't.  I was faulting you for thinking I didn't get his joke.  


Trust me,I got the joke.
4/2/2010 7:30:55 PM EDT
[#20]
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Well I hate to break it to you ,but your husband may have relations with that pie.




Ouch...can't fault me for accesing the situation.


I wasn't.  I was faulting you for thinking I didn't get his joke.  


Trust me,I got the joke.


I thought you thought *I* didn't though.  Maybe *I* need to reset my sarcasm meter?  

4/2/2010 7:36:24 PM EDT
[#21]
You minx.
4/2/2010 7:36:32 PM EDT
[#22]
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Well, that apple pie tonight may be better than the pie he gets from you tonight.  


Not an issue.  


Well then, he has the best of both worlds and will wake up tomorrow feeling refreshed.
4/2/2010 8:05:31 PM EDT
[#23]
Mmmmm...pie!

4/2/2010 8:07:04 PM EDT
[#24]
PIEPIE
4/2/2010 8:09:15 PM EDT
[#25]
If you see it on the counter with 1 bite taken out of it, I strongly reccomend not eating it.
4/2/2010 8:15:10 PM EDT
[#26]
My reply to you would have been:

"Yeah...as far as you know."

4/3/2010 8:58:44 AM EDT
[#27]
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If you see it on the counter with 1 bite taken out of it, I strongly reccomend not eating it.




Although......really......we've been together a long time.  There's very little he could do to it that would phase me.  
4/3/2010 9:01:44 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:

`Prolly better tasting than that trout anyway.








I'm just sayin.


So, which charm school did you attend again?
4/3/2010 9:06:09 AM EDT
[#29]



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If you see it on the counter with 1 bite taken out of it, I strongly reccomend not eating it.









Although......really......we've been together a long time.  There's very little he could do to it that would phase me.