[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Eharmony Perfect Match (Page 1 of 2)
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I have a friend who met his wife on Match.com. He pretty much did the exact same thing.
His profile was something like: If you like Star Wars, ice cream, cheese and having fun. I like that If you are a stick in the mud and worried about stuff all the time. Don't bother. He was on there for a couple months before he found his wife. She is awesome and a perfect match for him. 
I have a third date with a girl tomorrow I met on eHarmony. She seems really cool and a nice match for me so far. 
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I have a friend who met his wife on Match.com. He pretty much did the exact same thing. His profile was something like: If you like Star Wars, ice cream, cheese and having fun. I like that If you are a stick in the mud and worried about stuff all the time. Don't bother. He was on there for a couple months before he found his wife. She is awesome and a perfect match for him.
I have a third date with a girl tomorrow I met on eHarmony. She seems really cool and a nice match for me so far. Good luck! |
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Hay Besty, eet sand.
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Sounds like she needs to go back to grade school and learn to spell easy words. Then, she needs to sue her college because she obviously has not learned even the basics of more advanced spelling or writing. I'd hate to read any report she handed in, I'd probably gouge my eyes out after two paragraphs. And for the real idjits, there is always spellcheck. |
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Quoted: Is this her?Quoted: Quoted: Ya, my perfect match has big tits knows the difference between purpose and propose QFT! You guys should see the picture...It's of two girls, but I'm pretty sure I know which is which! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2908674/Doctors-baffled-by-huge-moobs.html |
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Hah, eharmony told me I was one of the lucky 10% that they have no idea how to match......it's cool though I snagged a good one anyway she'll be right at home as a pre-school teacher, reads on the same level as her students I am currently matched with 337 women within 30 miles of me.
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Hah, eharmony told me I was one of the lucky 10% that they have no idea how to match......it's cool though I snagged a good one anyway she'll be right at home as a pre-school teacher, reads on the same level as her students I am currently matched with 337 women within 30 miles of me. 55-90 year old woman don't count, readjust your number... 
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Hah, eharmony told me I was one of the lucky 10% that they have no idea how to match......it's cool though I snagged a good one anyway she'll be right at home as a pre-school teacher, reads on the same level as her students I am currently matched with 337 women within 30 miles of me. 55-90 year old woman don't count, readjust your number... Ha! 25-35.
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One night,we were sitting around talking about it after an eHarmony commercial came on and I made a comment about how I was under appreciated and that there were dozens upon dozens of unwed mothers in trailerparks across America who would treat me better.
So,we filled out the personality profile for me.With myself,GF,brother and good friend all coming up with the answers,they were as accurate as they could possibly be. At the end,to see how many matches I had,we set the parameters to read as loosely as possible for the most results in regard to age,income,education etc. " you have 0 matches in the eHarmony universe" God.Damn.It. Not even a single,single mother of 9 wanted me. 
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Hay Besty, eet sand. http://i43.tinypic.com/o5c1ab.jpg[/url] Sounds like she needs to go back to grade school and learn to spell easy words. Then, she needs to sue her college because she obviously has not learned even the basics of more advanced spelling or writing. I'd hate to read any report she handed in, I'd probably gouge my eyes out after two paragraphs. And for the real idjits, there is always spellcheck. Well that is how it USED to be... for the most part. Today as long as they seem to be getting the commie indoctrination down, well speeellling dont mater. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Yeah, OK. My sister is a teacher and her kid just turned two months. She's going back to work.Quoted: Good thing she wants to be a teacher  She wants a meal ticket. Once she gets married,and the bun's in the oven, she's stayin' home. I'm just sayin'...  Let's see some pics. Single mother = desperate  |
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Quoted: Married to a member here. Sorry, no pics and they met online.Quoted: Quoted: Yeah, OK. My sister is a teacher and her kid just turned two months. She's going back to work.Quoted: Good thing she wants to be a teacher She wants a meal ticket. Once she gets married,and the bun's in the oven, she's stayin' home. I'm just sayin'... Let's see some pics. Single mother = desperate |
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Married to a member here. Sorry, no pics and they met online.
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Yeah, OK. My sister is a teacher and her kid just turned two months. She's going back to work.
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Good thing she wants to be a teacher She wants a meal ticket. Once she gets married,and the bun's in the oven, she's stayin' home. I'm just sayin'...
Let's see some pics. Single mother = desperate
"They" .... WTF?
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